Massage Parlor Reports

[Mnguy372]

Saw Lily years ago. She set up a quick video meeting to vent me. I ended up meeting her at her apt in Minneapolis. She has a full menu and is pretty freaky. She let me bust on her face. If she likes you you'll have fun.

Did she post that the first session was a clothed massage back then too? Or is that just listed there as a barrier? I'll be reaching out here soon and can report back, but man I do not want to drop $350 just to get passed a first clothed session. Too much my type not to do though.

[Mnguy372]

Stopped by early afternoon with no appointment. Door half open, desk by door is gone. Stood inside door and nobody game to greet me. Maybe just one lady working. While waiting I heard a guy getting a massage say something like this. "so you don't do that anymore, or they don't do that anymore?

Word is they're moving to Burnsville. Assuming L1 isn't going anywhere, Rose is my most frequent and while I enjoy it the massage without L1 isn't netting them $100 per hour.

[JButter9]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

No way yall giving the sauce out. Did you think it would get you something extra?

[Rambo21]

Stopped by early afternoon with no appointment. Door half open, desk by door is gone. Stood inside door and nobody game to greet me. Maybe just one lady working. While waiting I heard a guy getting a massage say something like this. "so you don't do that anymore, or they don't do that anymore?

[MassErrection]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

I've been seeing Lucy along time. I'm sure most of you guys don't have close relationships with your providers so you are out of luck. Rest assured Lucy will still take care of me.

[Rambo21]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

I would think that all of the girls know about websites like this when they get into the massage biz.

[Poogs]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

[Plugb]

Can anyone give me the scoop on Shea in SLP or Thai in Crystal? DM's are open, thanks!

[BuckshotWatson]

It's a weird spot for sure and it took me a few visits to actually get a massage. On my first visit, I walked in and a guy was working and said they were busy, so I just turned around and left. On my second visit, I called ahead and a woman answered and said to come in, but when I got there, it was the same guy saying they were busy so I left. I tried one more time and I called ahead, and when I got there I got a massage from a halfway decent looking provider. Halfway through the massage, I was wondering if the place was legit or not, then I heard a female customer come in to get a foot massage, so I'm thinking no HE for sure. But on the flip, she offered HJ, but it was hard to focus with the female customer and the other masseuse chatting on the other side of the curtain.

I was staying at a hotel across the street recently, so decided to stop in, fully expecting just a legitimate massage. The two women in the front of the shop showed promise; one was a youngish, slender, pretty woman in a dress. The lady behind the desk had a twinkle in her eye, so my hopes went up. Alas, it was not to be. They handed me off to a quiet, short masseuse with muscular arms. She did a nice massage, but no hints, touches or anything. If I lived in the vicinity, I'd come back a couple times to see if the menu opens up. And that pretty woman I saw when I walked in was very interesting. Anyways, I got nothing on this trip, and doubt I will be back in the area, but would go back if I was.

[Rambo21]

Looks interesting. Wonder if the pics are real.

https://adultsearch.com/us/minnesota...y-rubs/3513078

[RealTorOpen]

Anyone had any luck at massage Env. Please private dm. I will return favor.

LOL.

That's a legitimate business chain filled with legitimate therapists who went to massage school. If you want an actual massage, it's probably a good place to go. Similar to any high end salon spa that does hair / nails / esthe / massage.

The only thing you're going to get there, is a push to buy a massage subscription (WTF).

[DJamesX001]

Anyone had any luck at massage Env. Please private dm. I will return favor.

[Jomboo3]

Been reading these reviews and I have a small idea of some spots to hit up. I've been to some amazing spots all over the US,. I have trouble reading in-between the lines in this forum. Would anyone be able to DM me some good parlors to go t pref L2 or 3 in the Minneapolis or surrounding area.

[RealTorOpen]

Also who gives the hardest roughest massage in the cities?

Eyla at King's in Burnsville gave me the most painful horrendous massage of my life with 'medium' pressure. Do you like when someone finds tendons in your back and thinks they are knots to be repeatedly scraped over your shoulder blades under 50 pounds of pressure? Then she's your girl, no doubt.

[Dream44]

They have pretty ladies and good service. Nothing beyond what kind of service other places have tbh. That new nail joint is closer to me by a hair, but if they don't decrease their house fees, I personally won't go out of my way to return. Just my take.

Also, I dunno about anyone else, but the whole "walk through a nail salon full of chatty women" thing is a real turn off for me. The whole move seems like a bad idea across the board.

Inside rumor is that the current landlord in Minnetonka knew what was going on at Rose and told Helen to move.

They will have to compete with the multiple choices in Burnsville and at $100 per hour, it will be tough. And not only chatty women, I walked by a guy giving a woman a haircut.