Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

I was perusing Skip the Games this morning and saw ads for three shops that have a "no extras" rep.

Ocean Massage. Apple Valley.

Daily Massage. Fridley.

Thai Massage. Maple Grove.

I wonder if these places are under new management. Has anyone been to one of them recently? I guess I have three "new" places to try.

Huh yeah those ads are brand new. AFAIK, Daily is still literally inside a sport shop, so don't expect anything there.

I also know Thai massage was never a stranger to luring mongers in for nothing.

I'm curious about what the new ads means for sure though. I may be inclined to investigate and break my rule about revisiting a place I put on the shit list.

Of those 3 you mentioned, only Ocean has any discernible history of service. Haven't been myself, but anytime I hear good, it goes on my list. I am dubious that a change in ad placement would lead to a change in service. Would love to hear otherwise!

My hypothesis is that the AMP network of owners and shit have a hookup to some dude who probably manages all the ads for AAMP's around here. May as well throw dude a few extra bucks and get free revenue via curious mongers.

[MacSauce]

Eyla at King's in Burnsville gave me the most painful horrendous massage of my life with 'medium' pressure. Do you like when someone finds tendons in your back and thinks they are knots to be repeatedly scraped over your shoulder blades under 50 pounds of pressure? Then she's your girl, no doubt.

She still does this? LOL. I stopped going years ago cause I would always get her and she wouldn't relent no matter I said. Fun and nice gal but I got over her quick cause of this too. Sounds like they don't rotate there since she's still there.

[Anything Cool]

I was perusing Skip the Games this morning and saw ads for three shops that have a "no extras" rep.

Ocean Massage. Apple Valley.

Daily Massage. Fridley.

Thai Massage. Maple Grove.

I wonder if these places are under new management. Has anyone been to one of them recently? I guess I have three "new" places to try.

[Deutsche205]

Can anyone give me the scoop on Shea in SLP or Thai in Crystal? DM's are open, thanks!

Didn't see any public responses, but Thai in Crystal had a few positive posts a long time ago. I gave up as my visits consisted of a lot of oil on the back and legs, but no hints of or anything more offered.

Hadn't heard of Shea until now, so also curious.

[LastsLonger]

https://www.vagaro.com/appointedhealing

If, and that is a big if, that is what the masseuse looks like it may be a take a chance find. IF anyone has partaken love to hear about the vibe. Reminds me of the Ukranian ladies, but that is just legit massage. Even the body scrubs and even at her home. .

Also just found this, but may need to visit any info also appreciated!

https://four-shadezholistic-spa.square.site/

[OnlyMe1234]

They must be struggling over there, got another text from them. That's twice since they opened and these were the only two texts I have ever got from them. A little twist this time, it came from one number and had a different number in the text itself to call for an appointment. The number listed in the text was the one the initial text I got from them came from. When I googled the number the second text came from, it came back as the old Hudson Massage that was right downtown near the river. I had heard it was the same people but this definitely confirms it. For the record, I haven't been to the new Hudson Healing nor had I ever been to the old Hudson Massage so I have no more info on the services there than what has already been posted on here.

[Rambo21]

Word is they're moving to Burnsville. Assuming L1 isn't going anywhere, Rose is my most frequent and while I enjoy it the massage without L1 isn't netting them $100 per hour.

Yes, they are moving to Burnsville. End of this month I think.

[Mnguy372]

Saw Lily years ago. She set up a quick video meeting to vent me. I ended up meeting her at her apt in Minneapolis. She has a full menu and is pretty freaky. She let me bust on her face. If she likes you you'll have fun.

Did she post that the first session was a clothed massage back then too? Or is that just listed there as a barrier? I'll be reaching out here soon and can report back, but man I do not want to drop $350 just to get passed a first clothed session. Too much my type not to do though.

[Mnguy372]

Stopped by early afternoon with no appointment. Door half open, desk by door is gone. Stood inside door and nobody game to greet me. Maybe just one lady working. While waiting I heard a guy getting a massage say something like this. "so you don't do that anymore, or they don't do that anymore?

Word is they're moving to Burnsville. Assuming L1 isn't going anywhere, Rose is my most frequent and while I enjoy it the massage without L1 isn't netting them $100 per hour.

[JButter9]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

No way yall giving the sauce out. Did you think it would get you something extra?

[Rambo21]

Stopped by early afternoon with no appointment. Door half open, desk by door is gone. Stood inside door and nobody game to greet me. Maybe just one lady working. While waiting I heard a guy getting a massage say something like this. "so you don't do that anymore, or they don't do that anymore?

[MassErrection]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

I've been seeing Lucy along time. I'm sure most of you guys don't have close relationships with your providers so you are out of luck. Rest assured Lucy will still take care of me.

[Rambo21]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

I would think that all of the girls know about websites like this when they get into the massage biz.

[Poogs]

Went to Harmony a few days ago since I had the morning free. Ended up seeing a lady I've seen a few times, but I've never gotten her name. She's probably 40 ish, not too bad looking. Usually when I've seen her I get a pretty great HE with some boobie action.

Well when I was there we get to the flip and she points and asks if I want, I say yes please and she says "This is the last time" I'm thinking like WTF why and she says (I'm going to paraphrase because her English isn't great).

"Are you on that website?

"What website?" I say playing dumb.

"There is a website for this" she says while stroking me.

At this point I'm like I want to know what she knows so I start asking her to explain it and she pretty much says that one of the girls at Harmony Wayzata (I was at the Shoreview location) had a customer spill the beans about this forum and now all the girls at Harmony know about it and are all too embarrassed to give HE anymore. At least that's what I could extrapolate.

[Plugb]

Can anyone give me the scoop on Shea in SLP or Thai in Crystal? DM's are open, thanks!