Escort Reports

[Little Richard]

Sorry YMMV. But she? Looks like a dude. Hard pass for me.

I think that's the point, she describes herself as an "alt-woman" At 600 an hour I have visions of Tavia, Christina Marie, Violetta Michelle, Charlotte and many others. Their looks is what gets the little guy excited without using a blue pill. Different strokes for different folks.

[SkeeWurt]

She will be in town this week and I highly recommend for anyone who enjoys a true GFE. She also offers PSE. The key thing with her is that she is very selective and doesn't tolerate bullshit. Follow her instructions for contacting her and treat her like a human and she will be there for you. She is a total sweetheart with a nice petite body, not a junkie, not a trainwreck and a total pro. She has her shit together and truly does this because she wants to provide companionship and bring happiness. Treat her with respect and she will easily demonstrate she is worth every penny.

https://tryst.link/escort/madamminx

Sorry YMMV. But she? Looks like a dude. Hard pass for me.

[Glutton4]

She will be in town this week and I highly recommend for anyone who enjoys a true GFE. She also offers PSE. The key thing with her is that she is very selective and doesn't tolerate bullshit. Follow her instructions for contacting her and treat her like a human and she will be there for you. She is a total sweetheart with a nice petite body, not a junkie, not a trainwreck and a total pro. She has her shit together and truly does this because she wants to provide companionship and bring happiness. Treat her with respect and she will easily demonstrate she is worth every penny.

https://tryst.link/escort/madamminx

[JBurrows]

Weird. I've seen her a handful of times and always a good time for a decent rate. One of those times I went to her private incall by the airport.

There are definitely roommates and one particular seemingly "irrate" neighbor so that could have been a factor.

Agree. Several good times here at great rates. Most of the time she extends the fun beyond what was asked for. Who am I to complain?

[Prof30]

My buddy, the painfully honest, extremely reliable one who has never lied to me reported Mia is as described by ShuperShtar. In addition, he said there was a dog, that jumped on him upon arrival, 2 cats on the bed, cat litter box on the floor, as well as cat food & dog food also on the floor. The desk was covered with (human?) food, dirty dishes & dirty laundry. Mia is a Beautiful, young, non participating, unenthusiastic, woman with huge, very, very saggy boobs. He told me he wished he would've taken the $$ elsewhere.

Well consider me glad I didn't pull the trigger after reaching out to her and only getting a pair of "yes" responses to checking her availability and booking.

Lame low effort bullshit.

[BallHair123]

Some like her, some don't. I have never seen her. Her most recent ad says she will give a special discount for those who can supply 'hard' party favors. That instantly means ill never plan a visit with her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/197936641

[Arm Avn]

I have seen her, she is real. Not very enthusiastic and tits pretty saggy.

Said she was pregnant and that was a lot of months ago, then her ads disappeared quickly.

Not sure if that was true and now she has a postpartum body? Some women hold up a lot better than that mixed girl named star on escort alligator lmao.

My buddy, the painfully honest, extremely reliable one who has never lied to me reported Mia is as described by ShuperShtar. In addition, he said there was a dog, that jumped on him upon arrival, 2 cats on the bed, cat litter box on the floor, as well as cat food & dog food also on the floor. The desk was covered with (human?) food, dirty dishes & dirty laundry. Mia is a Beautiful, young, non participating, unenthusiastic, woman with huge, very, very saggy boobs. He told me he wished he would've taken the $$ elsewhere.

[Anondudeinstl]

Congrats, you're now her boyfriend!

I'm also her boyfriend after reading these reviews.

[Prof30]

I inquired on the Mattoon IL page about 2 weeks ago. No information was provided. Only other mention of her over there was a similar inquiry back in February. Good luck.

Well I don't want to brag, but I got a one-word "Yes" reply at 5:45 in the morning to my inquiry. Mind you this was only a meager eight hours after I texted her.

Sheesh.

[Prof30]

Kelina.

618-213-1383.

Posts on LC.

Pass on this.

Advertises for a massage, which is just what I needed. Shitty massage. Two small dogs that would keep jumping on the hotel bed and interrupting things. Not sensual at all (if you're going to advertise that, then, why'know.). Paid for an hr, fifteen minutes in she wants me to flip. Theoretically L2, but that only counts if you count her blowing. Literally - on it and taking two little lolly pop licks. Talks all the time. ALL the time. With random non sequiturs, anecdotes, and random questions that reminded me of the Chris Farley interview sketches from SNL. Cute face, but very big body. Big tits, but way bigger belly. I was out the door in 30 min.

Pros: At least she's easy to communicate and schedule with, comparatively. But I don't know how desperate I'd have to be to hit her up again.

[Dysfunctional]

$500 an hour seems mighty steep. Especially for someone that isn't established in the area.

After we met the first time she offered to see me regularly for less. I don't know if that is the case always but she is cool.

[Rally7]

She's always done CIM for me and I've seen her a few times within the past couple of months.

Congrats, you're now her boyfriend!

[NovaBlaze11]

Given the deadth of reasonably priced options these days, I want to remind everyone about Heather Slayinem:

- great communicator.

-clean single family incall with off-street parking in a quiet, middle class neighborhood in south county.

- gorgeous natural D cups, which she loves having sucked and uses as part of her massages.

- pretty face, athletic body, beautiful brunette hair.

- massage technique is good with plenty of attention downstairs.

- her oral technique is amazing, slow, sensual, lots of suction and massaging of the balls throughout.

- BBBJ with cim.

- loves sex and has a tight, wet kitty.

Great reminder and review. Heather sounds like an absolute gem. A reliable, skilled provider in a safe location is priceless.

Excellent. Heather ticks all the boxes. Safe incall is worth every penny.

[Slipslide74]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-ad-57185.html

Anyone see her yet. Supposed to be here this weekend.

I saw her in September and left a review https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7393061

She's cute with a hot body.

[SyberMedik]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-ad-57185.html

Anyone see her yet. Supposed to be here this weekend.

I inquired on the Mattoon IL page about 2 weeks ago. No information was provided. Only other mention of her over there was a similar inquiry back in February. Good luck.