Massage Parlor Reports

[GeorgeMax]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

[TallNwGuy]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

Took that as F. You. P. A. Fat Upper Pu $$why Area. LOL.

[SpaGuy21]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

I think he meant FUPA. Fat upper putty area. The pelvis or lower stomach area.

[HankyDaPanky]

One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

[Al Melrose]

This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.

On Summit (AKA, Cass, Midwest) just south of Roosevelt.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

Vivi gives me BBBJ after being sure to shower me good with her commando tight little dress pulled up above her waste for full access. She's just the bomb.

By the way. There is no bigger DATY fiend than me. A week after one of the other girls at Relax gave me 69 I'm down for the count with a nasty virus. Flu and covid tests both negative. I'd never give up one of my favorite pastimes. But there's a lot of shit out there right now.

One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.

[MeatStick1]

What days and time does she work?

Is this the relax spa on Farnsworth?

[Ronacin]

Where is it?

This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.

[Mongger]

The door fee went up to $70.

Anyone know when they upped the door fee? Is 30 minutes still $50?

[TallNwGuy]

Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.

Maybe that is an entirely useful new forum. Mt cycles. Scheduling your visit. LOL.

[Shoot520 Shill for OA]

Today I stop by Chimacra, despite I asked the mamasan I wanted to see Jenny, and she confirmed yes Jenny and to come IN. I guess the only girl there was Sarah, but when I asked her how many girls were working today, she answered 3 girls, on my way out I asked the mamasan that I wanted to see the other girls just to see their looks, the mamasan said later 3 girls now only one, I guess only Sarah. Any way service was meh, mechanical, the girl is ok, she is about 5'5" and skinny, maybe early 40's face is cute, but no ass, and no GFE.

So for now I'm not planning to return.

Where is it?

[Amplitude]

Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.

Ha! Well, she's not too difficult to gauge.

[DMichaels69]

Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.

Those Relax girls are all regulars. Vivi has a pretty steady menstrual cycle though. She'll sometimes greet you and let you cop a feel but then hand off.

[Psilue]

I believe door is 65, and I've usually tipped 1. 4-1. 6.

The door fee went up to $70.

[ChicagoScott]

Hadn't been there in a while, so gave it a shot. Reliable as usual. Taller girl, didn't catch her name. Great tits, really good massage, amazing tongue & BBBJ action, and decent cowgirl finish. Teasing was good & all, but still a little routine sort of. Good in a pinch as they're open til 10.