Strip Club Reports

[DickIncider12]

Was in the area and decided to pop into Lake City Deja Vu. It's been a long time since I have been there. I have been to Pandora's and Kittens a few times in the past couple of months, but am not really impressed with the quality (looks) of most of the girls. Shortly after I took my seat, I was met by a couple of hotties. It caught me off guard. I finally decided on Lexi. Absolute stunner -- 10/10 in the looks category. Blonde, spinner / fit body with perky b cups and a flawless face and smile. I usually don't get intimidated by strippers, but she managed to do it just by sitting with me. She looks like a college football cheerleader from the South. I would guess her age at about 21. I opted for the standard 3/100 (topless LD) and only made it half-way into the second song before she got me to the finish line. Not sure about any VIP options, but it could be amazing. I gave her a benji, and she gave me her number.

She work day or night shift? Sounds like my type.

[Italian Steel]

Was in the area and decided to pop into Lake City Deja Vu. It's been a long time since I have been there. I have been to Pandora's and Kittens a few times in the past couple of months, but am not really impressed with the quality (looks) of most of the girls. Shortly after I took my seat, I was met by a couple of hotties. It caught me off guard. I finally decided on Lexi. Absolute stunner -- 10/10 in the looks category. Blonde, spinner / fit body with perky b cups and a flawless face and smile. I usually don't get intimidated by strippers, but she managed to do it just by sitting with me. She looks like a college football cheerleader from the South. I would guess her age at about 21. I opted for the standard 3/100 (topless LD) and only made it half-way into the second song before she got me to the finish line. Not sure about any VIP options, but it could be amazing. I gave her a benji, and she gave me her number.

[Context22]

Yesterday I go to Pandora. Anya there. She busy. No Monse.

Ava busy. I see Jade. She usually no dance for me. She talk to me.

She promise good time in VIP room. She young woman. Nice boobies.

I spend to much but she suprise me. She like my wang very much. Moan very good. Dirty talk she ride.

I cum fast. Hahahaha. Very expensive. Hahaha. I dumdum. Hahahahahahha.

How much did that run you?

[BbKingg]

I've been told by more than one dancer that Pandora's is getting strict on activities in the LDA. Guessing this is the owners wanted to make more money by pushing dances towards the private rooms; collecting that rent.

That wasnt my experience today. I saw Monse. She did her normal HJ BBBJ, hop on ride with BBBJCIM finish. Maybe monse can do it or it depends on the mgr.

[CoronaLime]

Yesterday I go to Pandora. Anya there. She busy. No Monse.

Ava busy. I see Jade. She usually no dance for me. She talk to me.

She promise good time in VIP room. She young woman. Nice boobies.

I spend to much but she suprise me. She like my wang very much. Moan very good. Dirty talk she ride.

I cum fast. Hahahaha. Very expensive. Hahaha. I dumdum. Hahahahahahha.

[Toomgis]

I don't think the room rates have changed recently.

Room increases were last year. 15 minute room increased from $50 to 70. Kittens is still at 50.

[PacificoWang]

Went to Pandoras to see if I could spend some time with Monse. I've never had the pleasure (actually, I've never seen her in there as she is always occupied). I sat there watching the show for about 15 minutes and had a few girls approach me but I wasnt interested. Then I was approached by Entice, who is a stunning african american chick. She explained that she would guarrantee my pleasure. I told her I only had $200 and I would like FS and BJ to completion. She said she won't do it for that so I said that I understood and that I would just watch the show for a while longer. She comes back a minute later and said she would do it for $300, and I again said all I have is $200. So she says "Well, lets go to a room and see what we can do" , to which I said I'm not interested in doing that unless we have an agreement for $200. Her answer was "OK. We will make it work". I made mistake number 1 and assumed that meant "Yes" to a $200 visit. Even though my spidee sense was telling me to be ware.

We go to a room and I immediatly reminded her of our agreed price and she repeats "don't worry, we will make it work". She begins dancing above my lap. No actual contact. For a couple minutes. I decided to speed up the process and went to unzip my pants and she immediatly said, "No No No. I will do it. ". She then pulls the bottom of my shirt down so it completely covers my groin and she reaches up the shirt, unzips my fly, and starts just sort of playing with the head of my pecker. I reached around and tried to touch her pussy (she still had her thong on) to which she told me to not touch her there because she doesnt want my germs in her pussy !! She kept her head down like she was dodging bullets!!

I was thinking she was just warming up so I waited for a minute, then I told her I'd like to get the party started.

Once I said that, she jumped up and stands there and says, "For what you want, that will cost you $1000!" I reminded her 2 times that that we agreed on 200 and she says, "Hey I'm not comprimising myself for $200".

I knew I had been scammed at this point and decided to get out of there so I stood up, zipped up my pants and stepped to the side (she was in front of me) and headed for the doorway. She then aggressivly jumps in front of me, blocking me exit and gets in my face and says loudly, "Did you push me? Hey. Are you trying to push me?" I said "No, I'm not pushing you, I'm just trying to get away from you. " She again got in my face and said, "You are trying to push me. I won't do ANYTHING for $200. I said, "I'm not touching you. I'm just trying to get out of here. " She continues to block my way so I again told her to move to the side, which she did finally. I walked out of the room and she then rushed past me and out of the VIP area.

I was pissed and embarrased that I was so stupid to go into that room with her and I wanted to get out (I was out of cash anyway). I walked out of the VIP area and headed for the exit and then noticed that she was now standing at the exit glaring at me. She didn't get in my way. She just glared at me. And I left the building.

The story has a happy ending (so to speak) in that I went to the bank and got another 200 and drove up to VIP Massage and was treated like an absolute king. Which helped clear the anger out of my system.

I tried her $20 warm up once. That was enough for me. I don't find her very attractive. Sorry this happened to you. Better luck next time.

[Context22]

Went to Pandoras to see if I could spend some time with Monse. I've never had the pleasure (actually, I've never seen her in there as she is always occupied). I sat there watching the show for about 15 minutes and had a few girls approach me but I wasnt interested.

She smells like an ashtray / dirty bong.

[Context22]

What are the new room rates again?

What is the new cover?

New cover is $21.

I don't think the room rates have changed recently.

$70 for 15.

$90 for 30.

Not sure about a full hour.

[SugarNuts]

Just remember they raised the room rates 40% because inflation was at 15%. The reason door is now $21 not 20 is because they won't absorb the $1 city soda tax. Expect more of the same heartless logic in the future. Looks like I'll be going to Kittens more often.

The $0. 0175 cent per ounce tax that the City of Seattle charges distributors?

The one that's been in effect since 2018? They've been absorbing it for the last 5 years but now it's an issue?

Weak excuse as you'd have to consume over 57 ounces of soda to equal $1 in tax.

[CookieGuy]

Went to Pandoras to see if I could spend some time with Monse. I've never had the pleasure (actually, I've never seen her in there as she is always occupied). I sat there watching the show for about 15 minutes and had a few girls approach me but I wasnt interested. Then I was approached by Entice, who is a stunning african american chick. She explained that she would guarrantee my pleasure. I told her I only had $200 and I would like FS and BJ to completion. She said she won't do it for that so I said that I understood and that I would just watch the show for a while longer. She comes back a minute later and said she would do it for $300, and I again said all I have is $200. So she says "Well, lets go to a room and see what we can do" , to which I said I'm not interested in doing that unless we have an agreement for $200. Her answer was "OK. We will make it work". I made mistake number 1 and assumed that meant "Yes" to a $200 visit. Even though my spidee sense was telling me to be ware.

We go to a room and I immediatly reminded her of our agreed price and she repeats "don't worry, we will make it work". She begins dancing above my lap. No actual contact. For a couple minutes. I decided to speed up the process and went to unzip my pants and she immediatly said, "No No No. I will do it. ". She then pulls the bottom of my shirt down so it completely covers my groin and she reaches up the shirt, unzips my fly, and starts just sort of playing with the head of my pecker. I reached around and tried to touch her pussy (she still had her thong on) to which she told me to not touch her there because she doesnt want my germs in her pussy !! She kept her head down like she was dodging bullets!!

I was thinking she was just warming up so I waited for a minute, then I told her I'd like to get the party started.

Once I said that, she jumped up and stands there and says, "For what you want, that will cost you $1000!" I reminded her 2 times that that we agreed on 200 and she says, "Hey I'm not comprimising myself for $200".

I knew I had been scammed at this point and decided to get out of there so I stood up, zipped up my pants and stepped to the side (she was in front of me) and headed for the doorway. She then aggressivly jumps in front of me, blocking me exit and gets in my face and says loudly, "Did you push me? Hey. Are you trying to push me?" I said "No, I'm not pushing you, I'm just trying to get away from you. " She again got in my face and said, "You are trying to push me. I won't do ANYTHING for $200. I said, "I'm not touching you. I'm just trying to get out of here. " She continues to block my way so I again told her to move to the side, which she did finally. I walked out of the room and she then rushed past me and out of the VIP area.

I was pissed and embarrased that I was so stupid to go into that room with her and I wanted to get out (I was out of cash anyway). I walked out of the VIP area and headed for the exit and then noticed that she was now standing at the exit glaring at me. She didn't get in my way. She just glared at me. And I left the building.

The story has a happy ending (so to speak) in that I went to the bank and got another 200 and drove up to VIP Massage and was treated like an absolute king. Which helped clear the anger out of my system.

[Barnie]

Just remember they raised the room rates 40% because inflation was at 15%. The reason door is now $21 not 20 is because they won't absorb the $1 city soda tax. Expect more of the same heartless logic in the future. Looks like I'll be going to Kittens more often.

What are the new room rates again?

What is the new cover?

[Context22]

Haven't had a Monse Luna session. While back had a Monse Diamond session and just thinking about it makes me smile.

Monse also does duos with Liz and Mandy.

[Toomgis]

I said to the blonde mgr they should do the opposite and lower the price which would attract more customers. Or frequent flyer or monthly pass program. She would bring these ideas up to ownership.

Just remember they raised the room rates 40% because inflation was at 15%. The reason door is now $21 not 20 is because they won't absorb the $1 city soda tax. Expect more of the same heartless logic in the future. Looks like I'll be going to Kittens more often.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Those two really get after it when you go with both of them at the same time, Monse always gets the load though.

Haven't had a Monse Luna session. While back had a Monse Diamond session and just thinking about it makes me smile.