Massage Parlor Reports

[BenBeck]

Visited Judy for the first time, older women only offered 30 minutes. She hit all the spots on the TS, she made sure the boys and the brown eye were as clean as possible. Back in the room, a pretty quick but decent massage, on the flip she put the girls in my face while massaging my chest. As everyone has mentioned she's pretty open to anything, I got a prostate massage, taint and ball suck that was excellent. This was my first visit but I could tell there isn't much she wouldn't be down for.

after playing with my butt hole and sucking my balls she tried to make it seem like she didn't want to do a L1 and I kept having to put it in her hand. Relative to other mongers, I'm not that old and it's hard for people to judge ages of people outside of their race (as you see from the age estimates you read on this board), so I think a lot of the AMP ladies think I'm a cop.

Hilarious. There's some solid logic on her part, after a "prostate massage, taint and ball suck" she is timid about an L1 because maybe you're LEO. Reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong joke:

Yeh, that looks like dogshit. Does it feel like dogshit? Touch it.

- Yes, it feels like dogshit.

Does it smell like dogshit? Smell it!

- Yes, it smells like dogshit.

Does it taste like dogshit? Taste it!

Yes. It tastes like dogshit.

Good thing we didn't step in it.

[Moejoo]

I pretty regularly see Jessica and I'm 100% certain she is not 5'8 or 150 lbs. She's 5'5" max, and maybe 135 lbs. She did put on some weight recently but in the year I've been fucking her she tends to cycle around 20 lbs. The first few times I saw her she was like 120, then has bounced around, maybe as high as 140 at her heaviest.

Not all of the CLM girls use real pics, but Jessica does. She just uses ones from thin days.

If that girl in the pic is Jessica than what dress size and weight do you think she is in the pictures? If she is 5'5 that girl looks like a size 1 or maybe size 3 and about 115 lbs max. She looks toned as though she does yoga or runs. To me the girl in the pic looks like early 20's to early 30's unless she is a workout fanatic. Her nose and bone structure look much different than the girl I saw. The girl I saw had a lot of makeup on and some deep lines on her face, I would guess her age to be late 30 to early 40's. The girl I saw was more like a dress size 9 with a big bone structure. For late 30's she has a very pretty face that would look much better with less makeup. She is a good provider and works hard and seems to be interested in giving you what you seek. I would recommend her if you like the body type I described. You will not meet a girl who looks like the one in the pictures other than the blond hair. Doesn't make her bad, just different than the pictures.

Quibbling over what is hot and what isn't is idiotic, there are girls discussed here that I would not fuck at closing time for free, the guys who are after them either would fuck anything with a hole or would not want anything to do with girls I find attractive and that's all fine but we should describe these girls physical size and weight for the benefit of all of us.

[Jayp80]

Visited Judy for the first time, older women only offered 30 minutes. She hit all the spots on the TS, she made sure the boys and the brown eye were as clean as possible. Back in the room, a pretty quick but decent massage, on the flip she put the girls in my face while massaging my chest. As everyone has mentioned she's pretty open to anything, I got a prostate massage, taint and ball suck that was excellent. This was my first visit but I could tell there isn't much she wouldn't be down for.

The odd thing, after playing with my butt hole and sucking my balls she tried to make it seem like she didn't want to do a L1 and I kept having to put it in her hand. Relative to other mongers, I'm not that old and it's hard for people to judge ages of people outside of their race (as you see from the age estimates you read on this board), so I think a lot of the AMP ladies think I'm a cop.

[Jinurso]

I see there's a new kinda goth looking girl at CLM, Mila. Has anybody seen her yet? Any reviews? I have a thing for goth types but I have to be careful with doing too much TOFTT there because girls talk and a guy who sees too many girls loses certain menu privileges.

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[Jinurso]

I saw Jessica last week. If you treat her with respect and sensuality she is very responsive. Upcharge was reasonable for FS and she acted as through she was really into it. No kissing at all for me which is different than what I read about her.

Now the not so good. When I look at her pictures she looks petite my guess would be about 5'4 and maybe 120 lbs. She is a tall thick full bodied Polish girl. About 5'8 and 150 lbs. Not really toned and with a very thick waist. She was wearing yoga pants when I got there and was very turned off by the way her stomach protruded. Not wide and flabby but protruding forward from her ribs to below her waist. She looked better naked but I am really getting tired of CLM's fake misleading pictures. Their location is very convenient for me but I am over the fake pictures.

Us guys need to step up our game here. Saying a girl is hot or MILF has no accuracy and is far to subjective. When reviewing girls we need to start telling their height and weight and if their pictures are real, or misleading.

I pretty regularly see Jessica and I'm 100% certain she is not 5'8 or 150 lbs. She's 5'5" max, and maybe 135 lbs. She did put on some weight recently but in the year I've been fucking her she tends to cycle around 20 lbs. The first few times I saw her she was like 120, then has bounced around, maybe as high as 140 at her heaviest.

Not all of the CLM girls use real pics, but Jessica does. She just uses ones from thin days.

[OrdLover]

From their website:

Main purpose of all the body works is to offer revitalization, calmness and comfort. Please note that we don't offer services of erotic or sexual nature. Also, we will not provide you service if you are under the impact of alcohol or drugs. Or your behavior is not proper.

Of course, YMMV, as always.

LOL. Allot of these place have that wording on signs and website. But guess what I will still either be getting a HJ or banging on the table the MT. So those thing means nothing.

[TooFull]

Did anybody try this place recently? I went years ago and it was legit.

From their website:

Main purpose of all the body works is to offer revitalization, calmness and comfort. Please note that we don't offer services of erotic or sexual nature. Also, we will not provide you service if you are under the impact of alcohol or drugs. Or your behavior is not proper.

Of course, YMMV, as always.

[OrdLover]

This place is a hidden Gem.

https://thailotusbodywork.com/

Did anybody try this place recently? I went years ago and it was legit.

[ChgSpaMan]

This place still around? They used to advertise on backpage all the time and operated out of Naperville if I recall.

On the adult search website. Now in downers and Lakecook /294 (wheeling). The Chinese girls are often so-so and the thai girls are usually rockin.

[Moejoo]

I saw Jessica last week. If you treat her with respect and sensuality she is very responsive. Upcharge was reasonable for FS and she acted as through she was really into it. No kissing at all for me which is different than what I read about her.

Now the not so good. When I look at her pictures she looks petite my guess would be about 5'4 and maybe 120 lbs. She is a tall thick full bodied Polish girl. About 5'8 and 150 lbs. Not really toned and with a very thick waist. She was wearing yoga pants when I got there and was very turned off by the way her stomach protruded. Not wide and flabby but protruding forward from her ribs to below her waist. She looked better naked but I am really getting tired of CLM's fake misleading pictures. Their location is very convenient for me but I am over the fake pictures.

Us guys need to step up our game here. Saying a girl is hot or MILF has no accuracy and is far to subjective. When reviewing girls we need to start telling their height and weight and if their pictures are real, or misleading.

[BeechNut79]

I wouldn't go there if you paid me. Warren, OH has one of the most corrupt city govs / LE departments in the US. They run it like a mafia group, which is probably why there are so many GFE places there--the cops take their cut and leave it alone. That sounds good, right? They also like to target tourists for bullshit tickets. If they're already that corrupt, I wouldn't put it past LE to shake you down after leaving that kind of place. If LE is willing to act like the mob, imagine how much their "tickets" will cost.

Doesn't this sound a lot like Cicero in its heyday. Hardly any action there now.

[Moejoo]

Can you give me any info on sunrise? Never been to a MP and I'm so close to sunrise I can throw a rock at the front door LOL. Only ever once seen a guy walking out of there.

My tip is not to monger too close to home.

[Rockerrexxx]

Can you give me any info on sunrise? Never been to a MP and I'm so close to sunrise I can throw a rock at the front door LOL. Only ever once seen a guy walking out of there.

Read the forum. Lots of great tips on how to behave. One tip, be confident. Go ahead and take one for the team and let us know. You get info when you give info. Good luck!

[RichL1234]

Located right at michigan and lake. Perfect for the business traveller. In an office building hop right in elevator and up you go. L1 is offered w / nudity.

Now the negatives:

1) Busy floor and you will stand out like a sore thumb if during business hours (9-5) they are open on weekends.

2) 75/ hr, 55 / hhr. - for a quick lame massage.

3) Coco the masseuse is probably pushing 60 , ok body, no younger ladies as advertised. Coco only one there on a Sunday when I went.

4) Upsell with no room to haggle, all said and done it was 55 + . 8 for a naked L1 with fiv.

Great for out of towners, but I would not repeat.

[Kreezy03]

For Latinas check out aol on Fullerton, sunrise on Diversey, Pacifico on Belmont and Zeus on Montrose.

Can you give me any info on sunrise? Never been to a MP and I'm so close to sunrise I can throw a rock at the front door LOL. Only ever once seen a guy walking out of there.