Massage Parlor Reports

**DrPepper2976** · 08-04-21 15:11

Want to visit CLM but I'm only seeing a form to fill out with business info; was anyone able to provide verification like rs2 k or p411?

(asking here because the last time I asked an agency and they didn't I think I was black listed since they never responded after).

**Catsup** · 08-04-21 15:07

Originally Posted by Captain1954 [View Original Post]

Check out reports on Kendy small one person shop l1 only little or no roaming she also talks incessantly but gives a decent massage, plenty better options out there.

I see Kendy when I need a real massage. Setup is nice. It's a blank storefront, so no one knows what you're walking into or out of. Kendy is very sweet. Very talkative. Decently attractive for her age (mid-50's? But won't let you see or touch anything. After massage, nice L1 starts on your stomach. On the flip, gets to it with attention to the boys. Would be boring if you're looking for more, but if you want a good massage and standard release with friendly service, you can do a lot worse.

**WoodWorker9** · 08-04-21 15:05

Dreamt about Body Health about a month ago after seeing a couple of recent reports about the place. Drew a girl (age around 30 I'd say) who was about a 8/10 in face and body. She wore some lingerie. Gave me a lazy rub down, then on the flip. Her english was pretty bad, was able to let me know what she offered though. Ended up doing L2. She said she'd only be there for another couple of weeks, so my guess is she's gone and the older lady who normally services there is probably still around. Going to make another visit sometime soon and see what other talent they might have.

Also, had a dream at East Rhythm a few weeks ago. I forget her name, but it's been mentioned in here before. Older lady, not much for looks but pretty friendly. I asked her for a "hard" massage (since it's been reported that she can give a pretty decent massage in here). She got pretty deep into my back, which I liked. Always difficult to find a place where you can get a decent massage and other options as well. On the flip, had some discussion of donations and I opted for L1 as it was all I came there for that day.

Stay safe out there gents.

**ChicagoGoer** · 08-04-21 14:24

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

The problem though, as this very discussion proves, is that not only can't we agree on what's hot and what's not but we can't even agree on things like height and weight. You think Jessica is 5'8", 150 lbs and big boned. I would describe her as 5'5", 130 lbs and average build. I don't recognize the woman you're describing as Jessica. She sounds more like her friend Sarah, who I would describe as 5'8 and a thicker more muscular build.

Does CLM ever give the option for a lineup? Honestly I would visit way more if I could get a lineup.

**Jinurso** · 08-04-21 11:22

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

If that girl in the pic is Jessica than what dress size and weight do you think she is in the pictures? If she is 5'5 that girl looks like a size 1 or maybe size 3 and about 115 lbs max. She looks toned as though she does yoga or runs. To me the girl in the pic looks like early 20's to early 30's unless she is a workout fanatic. Her nose and bone structure look much different than the girl I saw. The girl I saw had a lot of makeup on and some deep lines on her face, I would guess her age to be late 30 to early 40's. The girl I saw was more like a dress size 9 with a big bone structure. For late 30's she has a very pretty face that would look much better with less makeup. She is a good provider and works hard and seems to be interested in giving you what you seek. I would recommend her if you like the body type I described. You will not meet a girl who looks like the one in the pictures other than the blond hair. Doesn't make her bad, just different than the pictures.

Quibbling over what is hot and what isn't is idiotic, there are girls discussed here that I would not fuck at closing time for free, the guys who are after them either would fuck anything with a hole or would not want anything to do with girls I find attractive and that's all fine but we should describe these girls physical size and weight for the benefit of all of us.

The problem though, as this very discussion proves, is that not only can't we agree on what's hot and what's not but we can't even agree on things like height and weight. You think Jessica is 5'8", 150 lbs and big boned. I would describe her as 5'5", 130 lbs and average build. I don't recognize the woman you're describing as Jessica. She sounds more like her friend Sarah, who I would describe as 5'8 and a thicker more muscular build.

**Jamesn** · 08-04-21 08:31

Originally Posted by Dolemitochondr [View Original Post]

Hope this is okay to ask -- What are upcharge rates like at CLM, particularly for L2 uncovered?

About. 8, but it depends for sure.

**Dolemitochondr** · 08-03-21 15:36

Hope this is okay to ask -- What are upcharge rates like at CLM, particularly for L2 uncovered?

**BenBeck** · 08-03-21 10:09

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

Visited Judy for the first time, older women only offered 30 minutes. She hit all the spots on the TS, she made sure the boys and the brown eye were as clean as possible. Back in the room, a pretty quick but decent massage, on the flip she put the girls in my face while massaging my chest. As everyone has mentioned she's pretty open to anything, I got a prostate massage, taint and ball suck that was excellent. This was my first visit but I could tell there isn't much she wouldn't be down for.

after playing with my butt hole and sucking my balls she tried to make it seem like she didn't want to do a L1 and I kept having to put it in her hand. Relative to other mongers, I'm not that old and it's hard for people to judge ages of people outside of their race (as you see from the age estimates you read on this board), so I think a lot of the AMP ladies think I'm a cop.

Hilarious. There's some solid logic on her part, after a "prostate massage, taint and ball suck" she is timid about an L1 because maybe you're LEO. Reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong joke:

Yeh, that looks like dogshit. Does it feel like dogshit? Touch it.

- Yes, it feels like dogshit.

Does it smell like dogshit? Smell it!

- Yes, it smells like dogshit.

Does it taste like dogshit? Taste it!

Yes. It tastes like dogshit.

Good thing we didn't step in it.

**Moejoo** · 08-03-21 10:07

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I pretty regularly see Jessica and I'm 100% certain she is not 5'8 or 150 lbs. She's 5'5" max, and maybe 135 lbs. She did put on some weight recently but in the year I've been fucking her she tends to cycle around 20 lbs. The first few times I saw her she was like 120, then has bounced around, maybe as high as 140 at her heaviest.

Not all of the CLM girls use real pics, but Jessica does. She just uses ones from thin days.

If that girl in the pic is Jessica than what dress size and weight do you think she is in the pictures? If she is 5'5 that girl looks like a size 1 or maybe size 3 and about 115 lbs max. She looks toned as though she does yoga or runs. To me the girl in the pic looks like early 20's to early 30's unless she is a workout fanatic. Her nose and bone structure look much different than the girl I saw. The girl I saw had a lot of makeup on and some deep lines on her face, I would guess her age to be late 30 to early 40's. The girl I saw was more like a dress size 9 with a big bone structure. For late 30's she has a very pretty face that would look much better with less makeup. She is a good provider and works hard and seems to be interested in giving you what you seek. I would recommend her if you like the body type I described. You will not meet a girl who looks like the one in the pictures other than the blond hair. Doesn't make her bad, just different than the pictures.

Quibbling over what is hot and what isn't is idiotic, there are girls discussed here that I would not fuck at closing time for free, the guys who are after them either would fuck anything with a hole or would not want anything to do with girls I find attractive and that's all fine but we should describe these girls physical size and weight for the benefit of all of us.

**Jayp80** · 08-03-21 09:39

Visited Judy for the first time, older women only offered 30 minutes. She hit all the spots on the TS, she made sure the boys and the brown eye were as clean as possible. Back in the room, a pretty quick but decent massage, on the flip she put the girls in my face while massaging my chest. As everyone has mentioned she's pretty open to anything, I got a prostate massage, taint and ball suck that was excellent. This was my first visit but I could tell there isn't much she wouldn't be down for.

The odd thing, after playing with my butt hole and sucking my balls she tried to make it seem like she didn't want to do a L1 and I kept having to put it in her hand. Relative to other mongers, I'm not that old and it's hard for people to judge ages of people outside of their race (as you see from the age estimates you read on this board), so I think a lot of the AMP ladies think I'm a cop.

**Jinurso** · 08-03-21 08:56

I see there's a new kinda goth looking girl at CLM, Mila. Has anybody seen her yet? Any reviews? I have a thing for goth types but I have to be careful with doing too much TOFTT there because girls talk and a guy who sees too many girls loses certain menu privileges.

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

**Jinurso** · 08-03-21 08:49

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

I saw Jessica last week. If you treat her with respect and sensuality she is very responsive. Upcharge was reasonable for FS and she acted as through she was really into it. No kissing at all for me which is different than what I read about her.

Now the not so good. When I look at her pictures she looks petite my guess would be about 5'4 and maybe 120 lbs. She is a tall thick full bodied Polish girl. About 5'8 and 150 lbs. Not really toned and with a very thick waist. She was wearing yoga pants when I got there and was very turned off by the way her stomach protruded. Not wide and flabby but protruding forward from her ribs to below her waist. She looked better naked but I am really getting tired of CLM's fake misleading pictures. Their location is very convenient for me but I am over the fake pictures.

Us guys need to step up our game here. Saying a girl is hot or MILF has no accuracy and is far to subjective. When reviewing girls we need to start telling their height and weight and if their pictures are real, or misleading.

I pretty regularly see Jessica and I'm 100% certain she is not 5'8 or 150 lbs. She's 5'5" max, and maybe 135 lbs. She did put on some weight recently but in the year I've been fucking her she tends to cycle around 20 lbs. The first few times I saw her she was like 120, then has bounced around, maybe as high as 140 at her heaviest.

Not all of the CLM girls use real pics, but Jessica does. She just uses ones from thin days.

**OrdLover** · 08-02-21 20:19

Originally Posted by TooFull [View Original Post]

From their website:

Main purpose of all the body works is to offer revitalization, calmness and comfort. Please note that we don't offer services of erotic or sexual nature. Also, we will not provide you service if you are under the impact of alcohol or drugs. Or your behavior is not proper.

Of course, YMMV, as always.

LOL. Allot of these place have that wording on signs and website. But guess what I will still either be getting a HJ or banging on the table the MT. So those thing means nothing.

**TooFull** · 08-02-21 16:57

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

Did anybody try this place recently? I went years ago and it was legit.

From their website:

Main purpose of all the body works is to offer revitalization, calmness and comfort. Please note that we don't offer services of erotic or sexual nature. Also, we will not provide you service if you are under the impact of alcohol or drugs. Or your behavior is not proper.

Of course, YMMV, as always.