Massage Parlor Reports

[SunnyBeach42]

Hey there! Long time lurker, hoping to get into it now.

So, I drove down to Lake Forest Drive in Laguna to find "109" but only found an "OC Massage" with a 104 number on it near Moulton. Then, a block over, right across from Shell is a 2nd floor Beauty Spa but nowhere a number 109 or even 107 which I've seen recently crop up. Am I completely in the wrong place?

Sorry. As a first timer, I was not comfortable just walking into places quite yet. . .

[Slammer6008]

Thanks for the wellness info was going to make the trip there today. I'll pass now.

Remember this is only my opinion. Had Abby asian long blonde hair really tight body wanted 40.00 1/2 hr 160.00 tip gave her 140.00 everything is covered. She can take a good pounding. I just won't repeat. To me it's better to get one that's a little bit older that will slow down for you. She was a bit mechanical for me. If you want try a stripper body one time I suggest her. Now looking for over 40 yrs Petite Body small titties and a killer ass. LOL.

[Meshugga]

I love the Ortega spa back in the day. Anyone know if any of the ladies still working in the Oc.

I have seen reports of Cindy showing up at places. She mostly worked at Valencia but was at Ortega occasionally. Beyond that I don't know, but wish I could find some of them.

[Mustang3]

Thanks for the wellness info was going to make the trip there today. I'll pass now.

Went to starz for first time and the chicks were annoyingly grilling me even though I had been there many times and knew a ton of the girls. Of course none working that day. Anyway they weren't going to do anything unless I showed business card said I had it in car and would be back and just took off. Normally I hit a cafe and then go to le palace. Got the eye candy from the cafe and the great massage from avg at best lookers at le palace. Called to see if nicole working (one exception as she is pretty damn cute and wanted to check out new store bought) and she was off and Katrina no longer works there so drove around. Hit wellness center on brook hurst and ivy was working but 1) she isn't even close to the ivy on the ad which they never are I get it but this shit wasn't remotely close and wanted buck sixty just for HJ. No point sticking around for that and called the one on edwards. Hot sounding voice, actually understood her and said three girls working. One young two not asked if any busty and she laughed and said the young one. Showed up and Tina was at desk talking to monger just leaving. Cute face nice looking bolt ons and I was hooked. Medium massage started and then light on the tease and reach. Switched it up and let me massage her for a bit and then I got on back. Very nice work. Full access to everything. Asked about Russian for that one longer who keeps asking on the post and for myself and no dice. Say they don't do anymore more than this although I don't believe that. Mon and Thur. Only. Eighty out the door for a very nice time. If you like just basic massage and leaving happy this is better than most. No talk of money or anything like that. Will go back for sure.

[CJamesTX85]

Went to starz for first time and the chicks were annoyingly grilling me even though I had been there many times and knew a ton of the girls. Of course none working that day. Anyway they weren't going to do anything unless I showed business card said I had it in car and would be back and just took off. Normally I hit a cafe and then go to le palace. Got the eye candy from the cafe and the great massage from avg at best lookers at le palace. Called to see if nicole working (one exception as she is pretty damn cute and wanted to check out new store bought) and she was off and Katrina no longer works there so drove around. Hit wellness center on brook hurst and ivy was working but 1) she isn't even close to the ivy on the ad which they never are I get it but this shit wasn't remotely close and wanted buck sixty just for HJ. No point sticking around for that and called the one on edwards. Hot sounding voice, actually understood her and said three girls working. One young two not asked if any busty and she laughed and said the young one. Showed up and Tina was at desk talking to monger just leaving. Cute face nice looking bolt ons and I was hooked. Medium massage started and then light on the tease and reach. Switched it up and let me massage her for a bit and then I got on back. Very nice work. Full access to everything. Asked about Russian for that one longer who keeps asking on the post and for myself and no dice. Say they don't do anymore more than this although I don't believe that. Mon and Thur. Only. Eighty out the door for a very nice time. If you like just basic massage and leaving happy this is better than most. No talk of money or anything like that. Will go back for sure.

[Bronco]

Yeah, fucking a granny is so dirty and naughty, it kinda turns me on.

Grannies are more experienced, have no hang ups and if you're into BBFS no prego issues.

When I hobbie I just want to bust a nut. Not find a GF. Young ones have too many rules and want way too much $.

That's why if you speak Spanish the latinas on El Classificado in LA or Santa Ana are a good value. Average looks, fast CBJ, bend them over fast k9, 50-60 total 20 min.

[LaidBack59]

If you can get past her I would go with Mimi. Slammers Choice.

A 2nd on Slammer's choice -- Mimi is much prettier, looks very nice in a dress and always has her hair done nicely -- great session as long as you are not one of the idiots trying to lowball and then complain about service -.

[DonkeyPuncha]

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

Yeah, fucking a granny is so dirty and naughty, it kinda turns me on.

[Dog777]

Does anyone know what happened to Natasha?

Place open after midnight.

At 109 or 107 who's the best at nuru.

[Dog777]

I'm sure, most that have been here a while, would say that you are over paying?

1st of all, your dollar sign notation, for example, Trish, did you pay 165 $? For only a HJ? If so, did that include the 40 $ for the parlor?

Usual pricing, 40 $-50 $ for a hhr, tip 60 $-80 $ these days.

A pro tip, please don't use the $, notation, as it only serves to confuse us all.

What other girl have you seen at 109 or 107 that you liked. Kat and Zoe are killer.

[Slammer6008]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

If you can get past her I would go with Mimi. Slammers Choice.

[Seeking Sex]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

Fc= fish & chips in this context.

[CivilBeast]

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

Preach. When you finish your first Mongers' Almanac with daily inspirational quotes put me down for 5 copies.

[BruceDee3]

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know that Kelly is back in at the Orange location. And agreed, she's hella cute, sexy, and is actually 27.

[Caribe]

I went to Healthy Massa at Golden west after work. The experiment is kinda odd. The plaza looks dead to me as well as the parlor. I came in paying door fee and follow my routine, disrobe ninjutsu, and tummy time. The provider, Hanna, went straight to teasing and I m ready. Ask for everything and she wanted $. 5 . Settled at $. 2 and she took off her mask. I thought she is MILF, but she looks more likr granny to me. She is playful, not bad personality but granny is just not my type. That s why I m not going fc. Yeah, my bat got soft right away. She tried to resurrect it but. Oh well.

Also the place is hot. I guess you should call ahead of time so she can turn on ac.

After all, my bat can never be resurrected and I left unsatisfied.

If folks are into granny, probably fc is better. I will not come back.

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!