Massage Parlor Reports

[LaidBack59]

If you can get past her I would go with Mimi. Slammers Choice.

A 2nd on Slammer's choice -- Mimi is much prettier, looks very nice in a dress and always has her hair done nicely -- great session as long as you are not one of the idiots trying to lowball and then complain about service -.

[DonkeyPuncha]

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

Yeah, fucking a granny is so dirty and naughty, it kinda turns me on.

[Dog777]

Does anyone know what happened to Natasha?

Place open after midnight.

At 109 or 107 who's the best at nuru.

[Dog777]

I'm sure, most that have been here a while, would say that you are over paying?

1st of all, your dollar sign notation, for example, Trish, did you pay 165 $? For only a HJ? If so, did that include the 40 $ for the parlor?

Usual pricing, 40 $-50 $ for a hhr, tip 60 $-80 $ these days.

A pro tip, please don't use the $, notation, as it only serves to confuse us all.

What other girl have you seen at 109 or 107 that you liked. Kat and Zoe are killer.

[Slammer6008]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

If you can get past her I would go with Mimi. Slammers Choice.

[Seeking Sex]

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

Fc= fish & chips in this context.

[CivilBeast]

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

Preach. When you finish your first Mongers' Almanac with daily inspirational quotes put me down for 5 copies.

[BruceDee3]

Hi guys, just wanted to let you know that Kelly is back in at the Orange location. And agreed, she's hella cute, sexy, and is actually 27.

[Caribe]

I went to Healthy Massa at Golden west after work. The experiment is kinda odd. The plaza looks dead to me as well as the parlor. I came in paying door fee and follow my routine, disrobe ninjutsu, and tummy time. The provider, Hanna, went straight to teasing and I m ready. Ask for everything and she wanted $. 5 . Settled at $. 2 and she took off her mask. I thought she is MILF, but she looks more likr granny to me. She is playful, not bad personality but granny is just not my type. That s why I m not going fc. Yeah, my bat got soft right away. She tried to resurrect it but. Oh well.

Also the place is hot. I guess you should call ahead of time so she can turn on ac.

After all, my bat can never be resurrected and I left unsatisfied.

If folks are into granny, probably fc is better. I will not come back.

Does fc = FS?

Yeah, Hana has been around a lo-o-ong time. From her CKB days where she had her special spot that nobody else dare used to opening Health as a middle-aged MILF. I've visited her for FS a couple times in the past and she was a wild bronco. Off the beaten path but still managed to stay afloat. She must be doing something right!

[TheBagel]

Murders? You're mistaken. Two people died but there was no evidence of murder. Please don't spread misinformation.

My mistake if I'm wrong about it being murder, just not sure what else it could be that left two people dead. Overdose possibly? Either way, I'm sure there are more eyes on that place than usual because of the incident.

[Genbua]

I went to Healthy Massa at Golden west after work. The experiment is kinda odd. The plaza looks dead to me as well as the parlor. I came in paying door fee and follow my routine, disrobe ninjutsu, and tummy time. The provider, Hanna, went straight to teasing and I m ready. Ask for everything and she wanted $. 5 . Settled at $. 2 and she took off her mask. I thought she is MILF, but she looks more likr granny to me. She is playful, not bad personality but granny is just not my type. That s why I m not going fc. Yeah, my bat got soft right away. She tried to resurrect it but. Oh well.

Also the place is hot. I guess you should call ahead of time so she can turn on ac.

After all, my bat can never be resurrected and I left unsatisfied.

If folks are into granny, probably fc is better. I will not come back.

[Dog777]

I love the Ortega spa back in the day. Anyone know if any of the ladies still working in the Oc.

[CryMoarHoar]

Went to AAA in LF in a quiet weekday afternoon.

40 ish years old masseuse. Barely speak English. Forgot her name.

.4 entry fee.

Massage was mediocre and a little teasing at the crack.

She asked for 1. 0 for CBJ and 1. 8 for cfs.

I was like. Are you fucking with me?

Opted for handy and I only got. 4 and she said minimum expense was 1. 0.

I hate to haggle as it killed the mood of everything and I did not have time for another place so I picked CBJ.

***** please I'm not going to get handy for 1. 0.

Good technique overall but guess what?

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

I'm not going to go back.

I could have added. 4 and get a hot BBFS Korean girl session.

[Heartless Jay]

Another good time with Lucy. But as I walk out to the car, I wonder if seeing a grannie for FS is good for me. Or whether there is something wrong with me that I had a good time. Or maybe I'm just thinking too much. On to the next AMP!

Yep, you're just thinking too much. As mongers, there's something wrong with all of us, but we embrace the wrongness and share our stories with each other, yes to be helpful but also to commiserate or to bask in the afterglow of popping our nut. Grannie or young hottie, great experience or disaster, it's all part of the adventure of our hobbie.

[Heartless Jay]

Went to Sakura the one on Dale / Chapman. Avoid unless you like grannies haha!

Also, I think all they offer is HJ.

Some of us like grannies and also are satisfied with only a HJ. Have any details to share? Massage quality, HJ quality, price, roaming allowed, stuff like that?