Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

I did not want to alarm anyone, but my last visits to goldfinger did not end in the type of volcanic eruption that litters the table with my juice.

First, it was Kiki. And I chalked it up to the heat of the room, her kind of being tired from almost killing the last monger, and me coming back from vacation over the 4th.

Then, it was Angela. And I figured it was due to the noise of mongers asking for the bathroom, her rather weak dick work, and me not having enough zinc.

But then this week, earlier, I fucked a rather disgusting Russian broad and she worked my dick for almost a fortnight and still no decent launch.

So, I really was going to see a western doctor about my weak jump shot, but figured I would try the eastern medicine at the finger.

I get in and Amy greets me at the door, wearing two masks, but showing that purdy belly of hers. I had called ahead because I was in the mood to finger Kiki, and kik was there.

So I go to room 2 (this is the one with the railing in the ceiling for backwalking).

I wait about 5 minutes and some big Asian woman comes in, maskless, in shorts.

I said I wanted kiki and had called ahead and made reservations through opentablehandjob.com.

She informed me that kiki was busy giving hand jobs to the 100 or so vaccinated members of the crew of the HMS QE that got covid.

So I said, what about amy and she then went into her monday.com scheduling app, and told me amy would be in.

Amy comes in and she is still wearing two skams. She actually does a good massage if you need one. Decent pressure. At the end of the face down she does a less than vigorous ball shaking and goes to get towels. She asked me if I had been there before and I reminded her that we had spoken, she told me where she lived, etc.

Of course, during the face down portion, some asshole asked for the restroom.

Another dude was super fucking awkward and did not like the girl presented, so he asked if the girl who answered the phone (was available because he liked her. Then he said he would come back later, honestly, I was super bored by this asshole so I tuned out and I think he settled on some meat given to him.

I turn over and Amy now remembers that she took care of me in the other room and that would I take care of her. I told her I was not some cheap asshole that tipped 10 bucks and then complained on rubmaps.

She took down her pants and showed me her tits and then had to run to the phone, almost half naked.

She came back and this time took down her panties. This was new. Boyos, she had this Bush, omf twizzlers. The top of the Bush had this extended hair, it was so awesome. I did not finger her and I was not encouraged to do so, but that Bush felt like the best plush toy ever.

Her tits have really awesome nipples. But she keeps the shirt on. Probably because she is the auxiliary receptionist.

Her skin and ass are super smooth. She had no problems with non stop dick work for 20 minutes.

On my way to the summit, some piltdown man asked to use the bathroom. That is two morons in one visit. Do you guys not have toilets at work?

Finally with her working by balls like she was mixing dough into a strudel, I blasted a sideways salient on to the non covered portion of the table. The rest was just all over me.

Tipped her 100 turned down the water and left.

So it was not ed, and good dick work even from a masked tech is good enough. I do want to get with her again, this time I will put my finger up her growler.

[SFVsag]

I had sworn off going the last time, but as we know, that isn't always the case. Total convenience stop but vicky really turned it up to 11 today. They were super busy but I still got a great massage with a surprisingly not that stingy finish. Also, ran into one of the new girls in the hallway today and she's a dead ringer for AOC. So, if you're into that, probably make your way there LOL.

No details, no donation amount, not even an address or venue name. Have to tap our head against the monitor like Carnac the Magnificent to telepathically figure out where to go and what to do.

[Bro Hymn]

I had sworn off going the last time, but as we know, that isn't always the case. Total convenience stop but vicky really turned it up to 11 today. They were super busy but I still got a great massage with a surprisingly not that stingy finish. Also, ran into one of the new girls in the hallway today and she's a dead ringer for AOC. So, if you're into that, probably make your way there LOL.

[Grimmy23]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

She gives her certificate number in her ad. Legit spa owners like me can use that number tom find out pretty much anything we want to know about her, and also report anything significant to the certifying organization. I could figure out her home address, work history, birth date, and cell phone number without much effort. She has fingerprints on file that LE could access (a requirement for certification). She gives her esthetics license number as well, and yes, they both check out. Providing any kind of illicit services while publishing public,y verifiable licensing information would be a rather unintelligent thing to do. If she were doing HJs or anything else illegal she would get reported very quickly and at very least have her certification revoked.

[SFVsag]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../12794837.html

Someone want to FaceTime them?

Seems legit.

Said no one. Ever.

But feel free to prove me wrong.

[PriscillaM]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

We are about to go into a drama session over this one. There is a review on the rub where the guy paid 280 for her to shave his nutsack and she was so hot, he only lasted one minute. She is the next coming of Mary Magdalene, apparently.

She is apparently downtown in some old building and is only there a "limited" time because she is in New York a lot.

The whole thing smells like the latest batch of red snapper that I had to discount at the fish counter.

[Milfslover69]

How was it? HE at least?

It was very sensual, but no HJ, I think with one more visit I can get one.

[Stickens]

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../12794837.html

Someone want to FaceTime them?

[BigBadNut]

Went to 8155 last night and it was not my type. On the way out noticed the place next door pamper mi. Any info? Looks a bit pricy.

I think there is few reports of TS action. Not sure about female.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

How was it? HE at least?

[MarkTwoThoUSA]

Went to 8155 last night and it was not my type. On the way out noticed the place next door pamper mi. Any info? Looks a bit pricy.

[Milfslover69]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

[Ashtonian]

Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.

Peace out.

Thank you I feel better LOL.

[Zedam4]

New to the area and tried Amy in Gardena. Asked for Bebe per the rubmaps reports but she was not working so instead had Kary? Cherry?. Decent looking girl with a nice body, opted for half an hour but was ready to get down to business. Unfortunately only offered CBJ and CFS, non negotiable. Would return since I don't know many other places in the south bay area, but really just looking for a good provider in the area who offers BBFS.

[Grimmy23]

I have gone to many legit spot and Independents. Literally have fuked my masseuse in legit spa after a few months of "courting". If they graze your twigs and berries often enough then its a green light. I wouldn't "grab" any gal maybe then lean their vagina into your elbow or shoulder? Stroking her is better than a "grab" and can be apologized away. Try to read the room, have some finesse. Listen with her actions they will tell you what's up. Speaking of which a rager is a good indicator to her without any ass grabbing or lewd questions.

Good massage therapists are very hard to find. If you own a legit spa you have to hire good ones or you don't stay in business for long. You can't hire for looks. I do t have a single MT on staff that anybody here would give a second look to. In the years I've been in business I've had maybe 2 who I'd consider good enough looking to want extras from. Sure, you might get lucky somewhere, but if it's really a CMT at a legit spa I'd call it extremely lucky. I've had MTs freak out because someone got an erection under the sheet, and they'll usually ask that they don't ever see that client again.