Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

I will admit that sometimes on the drive to and from my vons on Santa Monica, I am tempted to turn off and hit Mary at Chen's.

But, there is now a review on that other site and the guy is fucking Mary's pussy and it is looser than a wizard's sleeve. So, he shoves his dick up Mary's anus, which is tighter, but she is not totally receptive and all of a sudden, he smells something foul. There is shit on his rubber, I guess Mary had eaten at the place downstairs and had the runs. And, of course, the guy wiped off, took the cover off and fucked Mary's face.

I am no longer tempted to go there.

[PriscillaM]

So, with reference to that scene in the godfather where Michael assures his father that he will take care of all the necessary revenge against the five families, I am now having to deal with the post lobotomy types who seem to patronize goldfinger.

I call ahead and it is Lily, Ivy, Kiki and someone else. I am so fucken horny, I probably could go for Mary at Chen's but Kiki is who I want. So I tell them to keep her on deck.

I roll in and in the foyer is some fat dude with more tats on his arm than a san Quentin ad seg prisoner and, on the little couch, is his fat ass girlfriend. They seem to be fucking with a tip screen on the iPad and the older mamasan is trying to get them to skedaddle to make room for mongers. Immediately I deduce there is some local trouble because I say I want Kiki, not the mamasan, and she shoves me the fuck in to get away from prince harry and his psycho girlfriend who are causing the insurrection.

She throws me in a room on the side and I again state, I want Kiki. I give mamasan 60 for the full hour and Kiki comes in. No mask on her. And recognizes me. She is wearing a mini skirt and I am already achieving hard on status just thinking of sucking on her tits and fingering her Bush. I like a big Bush. And mercury is a good car.

I get nekkid and Kiki just finger tips me for about 5 minutes and then fingertips my russet potatoes for a good five to ten minutes and asks me to turn over. I am so fucken hard that I was going to crack some walnuts I had in my pocket. So having turned over and literally my cock hitting the ceiling, Kiki says, hold your fucken pathetic cock for a second, I will be right back and she fucken leaves the room. There was some Chinese being spoken in the hall way, so maybe someone won the lotto?

Anyhow, the interruption takes some time, and I cover up with the Sheraton, er, I mean goldfinger towel, and my hard on returns to the truly sad excuse for an at rest cock that I have.

Kiki returns and says, hey, you fucken Degen, how would you like to do a double. She pitches me that I no longer have to pay for the hour for the other girl, but I do have to tip her the 100 (incoming flames I know) and the other girls also 100. So I am about to spend 260 at goldfinger. I think that is their rent. I implore her to be sure that the other girl is at least presentable, she says fine.

So, in comes Kiki with Lilly. Lilly is older has a not pretty face, but seems to be cheerful. Apparently the asshole from scence one at the front of the place was her last customer, and he tipped her ten dollars. So I am now being asked to make it up for hellboy and his fat ass girlfriend.

I say fine, and immediately Kiki and Lilly get nude. Now, Lilly may have a face that would make one questions whether his hard earned dollars are best spent elsewhere, but she has these natural perfect perky tits with nipples made by the masters. What followed was 20 minutes of two pussies being lightly fingered, four tits being sucked like la leche league classes, girls licking my chest and ears, a finger gently up my asshole and of course, some good dickwork.

Both were alarmed by my stamina and Lilly even got partially re-dressed so that after I popped she could return to handjob triage.

But alas, I was having some problem nuting. So I directed kiki to sit opposite me and she said, I can show you my growler. Meanwhile, lilly is stroking my cock like a strativarious and kiki positions herself such that her feet are at my side. I grab her feet and put them on my very full balls. Lilly continues to stroke me while kiki plays footsies with my ballies.

I am like this for 90 seconds and I push Lilly's head away from my 10 inch Maglite. She was very close to the gonad. And I let loose a load that goes in all directions, including but not limited to kiki's feet, my chest, the persian place across the street and some protestors at the federal building.

It was my finest hour since I nutted on that girls face off city source who was a fat pig with fake pics.

I managed to use two hot towels, left a 200 dollar ipt, and went out the back door without a water.

I am bringing some trojans next time. I want to do some of these girls standing doggy.

[Eponymously]

They're not related. They all use the same advertising people who TBH do kind of a shitty job but in this industry a shitty job gets it done. That's why you see pretty much the exact same ads for all of them and it leads you to believe they're sister spas. Havana does have a sister location, Palms in south OC. I've never been there but I know some of the girls work both places.

They may not be related but I'm saying that providers rotate between the unrelated spas. Probably not a mechanism of hidden collusion or anything, more just that they'll go where the work is available and the pool of workers for this type of mini-industry is limited.

[Grimmy23]

There are 3 "nuru" places that seem to be similar: Noho Dreams (in Noho, obviously), this one in Downey, and another in Torrance. Some of the ads seem to expressly deny any connection between them (in the Downey spa ad it says "we have no sister spas" explicitly), but the same girls show up at all 3 I've noticed. Not sure if this is actually true of has some other purpose: perhaps to cover for the fact that prices are different for all 3? Anyway, your description matches exactly my experience with Noho Dreams. Full nude free roaming, oily massage (very light, but pleasant enough I guess), body slide, HJ. When you text you get pictures of who is working that day, or their ad usually has correct ones. Every one I've seen has matched their photo 100%. I'm kind of jealous that the prices at the Downey spa are lower than Noho, I would go more often with those. Noho has a "real nuru gel" option but it's so damn expensive I haven't indulged.

They're not related. They all use the same advertising people who TBH do kind of a shitty job but in this industry a shitty job gets it done. That's why you see pretty much the exact same ads for all of them and it leads you to believe they're sister spas. Havana does have a sister location, Palms in south OC. I've never been there but I know some of the girls work both places.

[Socalcasualguy]

I went there for my first visit. I saw Nicole. Close to the pic provided, but I don't believe it was her. REALLY nice lean body and nice personality. Overall a nice experience. She was accommodating to my requests. Setting up the appointment was easy, via text.

[Eponymously]

House fee is. 65 for an hour and donation is $. 4. That includes the massage, "nuru" with the girl completely naked, and HJ. The girls get naked as soon as they walk in for their service. You generally get the full hour there or pretty close to it. It's not an AMP rub your back for 5 minutes, flip, jackhammer, and out the door in 20 minutes place. I've never done less than the hour there but I understand the half hour is the same thing, just shorter. I put "nuru" in quotes because it isn't a real nuru. They oil you up on the flip and spend 5 minutes body sliding on you before the HJ. All the girls I've had there allow roaming but outside only, no FIV. With Melanie she likes to glide her tits over my face. One time I opened my mouth and she dropped a nipple in and let me suck on it, but it was all oiled up so it wasn't that pleasant. She gives the HJ while straddling me and my member about 2 inches away from her V. All the girls are going to be slightly different but generally that's how it goes. Completely nude back rub with some teasing, flip, body slide, HJ usually with them sitting on top of you. Right now you can't pick when you arrive. In fact they're requiring appointments now, but if you text them and ask who's working they'll send pics and you can pick which one you want. I've made appointments on less than an hour notice so it's pretty easy. Feel free to PM me if you need to know more. I've been there enough times to know the landscape well.

There are 3 "nuru" places that seem to be similar: Noho Dreams (in Noho, obviously), this one in Downey, and another in Torrance. Some of the ads seem to expressly deny any connection between them (in the Downey spa ad it says "we have no sister spas" explicitly), but the same girls show up at all 3 I've noticed. Not sure if this is actually true of has some other purpose: perhaps to cover for the fact that prices are different for all 3? Anyway, your description matches exactly my experience with Noho Dreams. Full nude free roaming, oily massage (very light, but pleasant enough I guess), body slide, HJ. When you text you get pictures of who is working that day, or their ad usually has correct ones. Every one I've seen has matched their photo 100%. I'm kind of jealous that the prices at the Downey spa are lower than Noho, I would go more often with those. Noho has a "real nuru gel" option but it's so damn expensive I haven't indulged.

[VisitUSA]

House fee is. 65 for an hour and donation is $. 4. That includes the massage, "nuru" with the girl completely naked, and HJ. The girls get naked as soon as they walk in for their service. You generally get the full hour there or pretty close to it. It's not an AMP rub your back for 5 minutes, flip, jackhammer, and out the door in 20 minutes place. I've never done less than the hour there but I understand the half hour is the same thing, just shorter. I put "nuru" in quotes because it isn't a real nuru. They oil you up on the flip and spend 5 minutes body sliding on you before the HJ. All the girls I've had there allow roaming but outside only, no FIV. With Melanie she likes to glide her tits over my face. One time I opened my mouth and she dropped a nipple in and let me suck on it, but it was all oiled up so it wasn't that pleasant. She gives the HJ while straddling me and my member about 2 inches away from her V. All the girls are going to be slightly different but generally that's how it goes. Completely nude back rub with some teasing, flip, body slide, HJ usually with them sitting on top of you. Right now you can't pick when you arrive. In fact they're requiring appointments now, but if you text them and ask who's working they'll send pics and you can pick which one you want. I've made appointments on less than an hour notice so it's pretty easy. Feel free to PM me if you need to know more. I've been there enough times to know the landscape well.

You could not be more helpful.

I was just looking for a more upscale place.

Thank you so much.

[Grimmy23]

Good to know, thanks.

30 min 145.
45 min 175.
60 min 205.
(Includes house rate + Donation).
- Lower services available-.

- "Donation": is it the tip for the HE?

- Do you get to choose when you come in?

- "-Lower services available- no HE or / and not nude, I guess.

- "highly rated Nuru therapist": how was the nuru part?

- Easy roaming?

Many questions. I know!

House fee is. 65 for an hour and donation is $. 4. That includes the massage, "nuru" with the girl completely naked, and HJ. The girls get naked as soon as they walk in for their service. You generally get the full hour there or pretty close to it. It's not an AMP rub your back for 5 minutes, flip, jackhammer, and out the door in 20 minutes place. I've never done less than the hour there but I understand the half hour is the same thing, just shorter. I put "nuru" in quotes because it isn't a real nuru. They oil you up on the flip and spend 5 minutes body sliding on you before the HJ. All the girls I've had there allow roaming but outside only, no FIV. With Melanie she likes to glide her tits over my face. One time I opened my mouth and she dropped a nipple in and let me suck on it, but it was all oiled up so it wasn't that pleasant. She gives the HJ while straddling me and my member about 2 inches away from her V. All the girls are going to be slightly different but generally that's how it goes. Completely nude back rub with some teasing, flip, body slide, HJ usually with them sitting on top of you. Right now you can't pick when you arrive. In fact they're requiring appointments now, but if you text them and ask who's working they'll send pics and you can pick which one you want. I've made appointments on less than an hour notice so it's pretty easy. Feel free to PM me if you need to know more. I've been there enough times to know the landscape well.

[VisitUSA]

Most of the girls there don't have their actual pictures, but they use pictures that are very close to their actual looks. Melanie's may not actually be hers either. I've never really been able to decide one way or another if it's a couple years older pic of her or if it's someone who looks like her, but either way it's a good representation. That's what you'll get there. You'll never be disappointed with the looks of any of the girls there. They're all young and hot with nice personalities. Daisy is another good one there. Been wanting to try Talia but haven't yet. Zuri might be fun to try just because I've never had an Indian girl before.

Good to know, thanks.

30 min 145.
45 min 175.
60 min 205.
(Includes house rate + Donation).
- Lower services available-.

- "Donation": is it the tip for the HE?

- Do you get to choose when you come in?

- "-Lower services available- no HE or / and not nude, I guess.

- "highly rated Nuru therapist": how was the nuru part?

- Easy roaming?

Many questions. I know!

[Grimmy23]

Jazmine and Zuri do not look bad either.

Most of the girls there don't have their actual pictures, but they use pictures that are very close to their actual looks. Melanie's may not actually be hers either. I've never really been able to decide one way or another if it's a couple years older pic of her or if it's someone who looks like her, but either way it's a good representation. That's what you'll get there. You'll never be disappointed with the looks of any of the girls there. They're all young and hot with nice personalities. Daisy is another good one there. Been wanting to try Talia but haven't yet. Zuri might be fun to try just because I've never had an Indian girl before.

[VisitUSA]

She's a surefire hottie. Tits are fake but they look good on her. Super sweet girl with an amazing body.

Jazmine and Zuri do not look bad either.

[Grimmy23]

Thanks for the report.

Is Melanie's picture accurate?

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/160777

She's a surefire hottie. Tits are fake but they look good on her. Super sweet girl with an amazing body.

[Member #6354]

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

Can you give a little info on the damage and what's offered?

[VisitUSA]

....Your best bet is probably Havana in Downey. They have hot girls of various races. The best girl up there is Melanie who's a white / Filipina mix. Super hit and nice. But you won't get more than a nude HJ there. Worth it IMO just for the quality of the girls, but a lot of people think it's too pricey for a HJ. The tantra spas are usually overpriced Jack shacks with girls that aren't that great.

Thanks for the report.

Is Melanie's picture accurate?

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/160777

[Grimmy23]

I'll be travelling to Long Beach / Torrence in a few weeks and I'm leaning on some generous soul out there to point me in the right direction. I'll only be there for one night, so not a lot of room for error. I prefer young Caucasian. Money isn't an issue. Whats up with sacred zen spa? Can someone point me towards a known reliable provider? Thanks, happy to return the favor if ever in KY or OH.

LB is a ghost town for the hobby. A couple AMPs popped up recently, but given the city's history they won't last long. Torrance has some AMPs. You can research on here for more info, but you won't find any Caucasians there. A young Caucasian is a tall order around here. The only way you're going to get that is with an independent, and even that is dicey. Your best bet is probably Havana in Downey. They have hot girls of various races. The best girl up there is Melanie who's a white / Filipina mix. Super hit and nice. But you won't get more than a nude HJ there. Worth it IMO just for the quality of the girls, but a lot of people think it's too pricey for a HJ. The tantra spas are usually overpriced Jack shacks with girls that aren't that great.