Massage Parlor Reports

[WhoreMaster 91]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

How was it? HE at least?

[MarkTwoThoUSA]

Went to 8155 last night and it was not my type. On the way out noticed the place next door pamper mi. Any info? Looks a bit pricy.

[Milfslover69]

Hey guys Somebody knows this lady? Her pics looks likes there's more than massage.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/vanessao

Please let me know or pm me docent matter, I have an appointment with her.

[Ashtonian]

Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.

Peace out.

Thank you I feel better LOL.

[Zedam4]

New to the area and tried Amy in Gardena. Asked for Bebe per the rubmaps reports but she was not working so instead had Kary? Cherry?. Decent looking girl with a nice body, opted for half an hour but was ready to get down to business. Unfortunately only offered CBJ and CFS, non negotiable. Would return since I don't know many other places in the south bay area, but really just looking for a good provider in the area who offers BBFS.

[Grimmy23]

I have gone to many legit spot and Independents. Literally have fuked my masseuse in legit spa after a few months of "courting". If they graze your twigs and berries often enough then its a green light. I wouldn't "grab" any gal maybe then lean their vagina into your elbow or shoulder? Stroking her is better than a "grab" and can be apologized away. Try to read the room, have some finesse. Listen with her actions they will tell you what's up. Speaking of which a rager is a good indicator to her without any ass grabbing or lewd questions.

Good massage therapists are very hard to find. If you own a legit spa you have to hire good ones or you don't stay in business for long. You can't hire for looks. I do t have a single MT on staff that anybody here would give a second look to. In the years I've been in business I've had maybe 2 who I'd consider good enough looking to want extras from. Sure, you might get lucky somewhere, but if it's really a CMT at a legit spa I'd call it extremely lucky. I've had MTs freak out because someone got an erection under the sheet, and they'll usually ask that they don't ever see that client again.

[PlayerN818]

Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.

Peace out.

I heard tell some dudes pay $100 for a handy.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?

I would rather just go to a strip club at that time, MP action is more of a day thing or at least COVID has made it so.

[BigBadNut]

I have gone to many legit spot and Independents. Literally have fuked my masseuse in legit spa after a few months of "courting". If they graze your twigs and berries often enough then its a green light. I wouldn't "grab" any gal maybe then lean their vagina into your elbow or shoulder? Stroking her is better than a "grab" and can be apologized away. Try to read the room, have some finesse. Listen with her actions they will tell you what's up. Speaking of which a rager is a good indicator to her without any ass grabbing or lewd questions.

And I'll tell you if you even remotely hinted that you wanted something like that, the provider would walk out of the room, your service would be over with no refund, and we'd throw your ass out the door quicker than you could blink. You'd be permanently banned from returning, and every other location in our chain would see the notes from your visit and would most likely deny you appointments in the future. If I had a provider working for me who I thought was providing extras she'd be fired on the spot and entered into a misconduct database so no other locations hire her. We invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in opening our spas and aren't going to put any of that at risk for a handjob. If you want a great massage, go to a legit massage place. If you want a happy ending, go to a rub and tug.

Other things to be aware of: If you flat out ask for extras, you have committed solicitation and the spa could potentially press charges. If you touch or grab the girl you have committed sexual assault, and the establishment and/or the provider could press charges. Those are extreme cases but I know first hand of situations where its happened.

I wont deny that many of us, including myself, would love a great legit massage with a release, but theres reasons (both ethical and legal) why those two dont coexist, at least in this country.

[PriscillaM]

Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?

I think maybe 8xx5 Santa Monica is open late in west Hollywood.

If you are willing to go to fucken Downey or Torrance, maybe there are some later.

Rubratings and bed page have shitloads of ads.

[SpartanKY]

Friends. Visiting LA from Chicago. Any advice on the best parlors to visit after 10 pm?

[TailsGunner]

Checked out downey massage the other day.

I paid $60 entrance and $120 fee. I am a bad negotiator.

FS offered, girl was cute older Korean like 30s to 40s with work done. Wore a mask the whole time except for CBJ.

I would repeat but could have easily negotiated, sadly I didn't.

Dude don't knock yourself out over it. Other have paid more and less. Crap happens.

Peace out.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Visited momo on WeHo.

-did not get a lineup, only one girl available.

-asian, age could have been anywhere between 18-45, she kept her mask on the whole time except for like 30 sec of CBJ, the parts I could see were reasonably attractive, she had a full and shapely bosom.

-4/10 back massage, her positioning was such that seemed to be actively avoiding either of our erogenous zones.

-her haggling was super annoying tbh. She asked what I wanted and I motioned to her vag, she asked how much tip, I said $100, she said more and I asked how much more and she just said more. Eventually she said $180 which is nonsense so I just asked for a BJ for $100 and surprise surprise she acquiesced to FS for $120 "just this once. " I had a hard time not rolling my eyes.

-CBJ was meh, CFS she just starfished with her eyes closed.

-honestly I'm very average looking, in good shape with good hygiene and a reasonably pleasant demeanor and the service I got was quite poor, I can't imagine how terrible a time you'd have if you're a old or fat guy.

I'm not going back there.

[Grimmy23]

Not that it is a good idea to press for "extras" at a legit massage establishment. These women are in fact LMT's that's what makes it so delicious. You get a legit massage and a handjob. The first time I went (20 years ago) to one of these places it was for a legit massage and I was pretty surprised when the LMT told me to get on the table then she stripped to nothing and began a great massage that lasted 45 minutes then told me to "just relax" and started a handjob. I was in heaven.

But your point is well taken, I was just responding to your statement that legit massage and handjobs don't coexist in the USA. It's not the norm but it does exist.

The only thing is there are a lot of massage schools that are paper mills. Basically fronts for meeting state licensing requirements for girls who want to go into the sex trade. In California you can get away with that right now, but it's very likely to change within the next couple years. California is one of only two states that doesn't have a state massage license, and the other is a state with more cows than people. In California it's a certification instead of a license. Some cities require the certificate to practice massage within their city limits and some don't. Guess which cities you find the most MPs in. Also, there are something like 350 massage schools recognized by the California government. The body that issues massage certifications only recognizes 75 of those. The ones that meet their stricter curriculum requirements. So in California, there are a lot of people who went to a massage school but still would have zero chance of getting hired by any reputable massage establishment because they don't have the right credentials.

Bottom line is if you're going to a Burke Williams, or Massage Envy, or Elements, or any of the other chain places. Or to any resort spa at a name brand hotel, your chances of getting anything extra are just about zero. Anybody who was providing extra there would get canned pretty quickly and would likely lose their certification and possibly face charges. If you're going to some smaller one-off studio you have more of a chance. I used to see someone in a private apartment in NoHo who gave a legit massage completely naked with a HJ finish, but that was quite a few years ago. There are a couple Asian providers working out of a small legit spa in Orange who give fully nude "legit" massages with a HJ. They both claim to be CMT or former CMT. One of them I wouldn't doubt. She has good technique. The other would never get hired at my spa. Her technique is not nearly good enough and I could tell that she wasn't really professionally trained.

[PriscillaM]

Another night at goldfinger and more bullshit than an art show by a crack addict.

First, I get in and Julia and some other hag want to service me. I ask for Angela.

Out pops Angela out of a handjob module and take 50 from me. She tells me she needs ten minutes to knock the shit out of some dude, and she will return.

I waited, played some candy crush, and she came in.

In the meantime, some poor foocker asked for Angela and was told he should come back in a year. No soup for you.

Angela came in and gave me a very lengthy and unwelcome massage. She did not really do a good handie, but she was prolly tired.

Some fucker asked for the bathroom. I tell you it is a conspiracy. You assholes must time your entry to when I am in there.

Angela did some good ass work, but she covers your penor with her hand to avoid wall splattering.

I am on hiatus from the gold finger for a week. Enjoy the shitter.