The Rat Trap

**Mystical0945** · 03-05-17 17:12

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

I was shown a real life pic of her with another "super sized" provider that was taken of the 2 of them and she is surprisingly a more "Amazon" type then I expected. And I don't get pleasure out of bringing pain anyone nor myself when getting fucked.

Oh my goodness you are cracking me up. No don't get excited I didn't mean that kind of crack LOL. It seems like every time I open up the pages of the rat trap I see you on here belittling, berating and just plain trying to be nasty to the members of this board. Well love this is one member that you will never ever bait with your illiterate rants, your childish put-downs excetera excetera. Because as you can see and the ones that know me pepersonally, I'm a grown woman who does not have time for your six-year-old antics. So if you're not interested and coming to my home to give me an estimate and receive your payment then fly away like the insect that you are. Because I do not argue I get right down to it. You can say that it runs in my blood LOL. But if you are interested in coming over here giving me an estimate and letting me barter my services to you then feel free to say so. I'm sorry I didn't message you and ask you first if you wanted this opportunity please forgive me for that I feel so bad now.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**BarebackOne** · 03-05-17 15:52

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

I was shown a real life pic of her with another "super sized" provider that was taken of the 2 of them and she is surprisingly a more "Amazon" type then I expected. And I don't get pleasure out of bringing pain anyone nor myself when getting fucked.

Anyone mention pain! But a little begging for " more" or "harder" is always Hott! LOL. Are you chicken? Or just poultry?(Grins)!

**Mystical0945** · 03-04-17 21:19

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Did you come up with this before or after your long drawn-out pm. LOL. Again you never answer my question didn't you post that same post like a year ago about needing your lawn mowed once again it must be a hot mess by now.

Is that a "No" on giving me an estimate or a "No" on the me strapping on one of my beautiful beauties for payment! Oh luv you just break my heart!! LMFAOAY.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**BarebackOne** · 03-04-17 14:26

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

Luv I never "Sell" myself short under any circumstance. Since your ex husband was in the business and he did yards like mine for $25 a week why don't you send him on over here to do what I need done for $25. Or is he busy doing "Tile work" at the hotel that you're in. You see I own my own home and the grass and Shrubbery that's in my yard it's mine. But if you would like to come over and give me an estimate I got some services for you. My toys could use a good workout they're getting kind of tired of the male species if you know what I mean LOL LOL.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

I'll put up a grand for the ticket rights!

I bet we could sell tickets to see THAT show!

**Mystical0945** · 03-04-17 02:24

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Didn't you post something exactly like this almost a year ago about your lawn needing maintenanced? It must be a hot mess by now. By the way since my ex-husband's family owns a huge Commercial Landscaping Company and he did that for many years before he went into tile I can give you some Intel on what it cost. Since you were looking to trade services. A typical lawn for all that you're asking is about 25 to $35 a week. Along with about a half an acre so you say yours is I know my parents paid about 50 to $60 a week have theirs maintained and that includes edging weed eating any flower beds head just leaving me and cut the whole shebang. Just trying to help so you don't sell yourself short when it comes to trading services for lawn maintenance.

Luv I never "Sell" myself short under any circumstance. Since your ex husband was in the business and he did yards like mine for $25 a week why don't you send him on over here to do what I need done for $25. Or is he busy doing "Tile work" at the hotel that you're in. You see I own my own home and the grass and Shrubbery that's in my yard it's mine. But if you would like to come over and give me an estimate I got some services for you. My toys could use a good workout they're getting kind of tired of the male species if you know what I mean LOL LOL.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**ComdityCir** · 03-03-17 21:22

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Didn't you post something exactly like this almost a year ago about your lawn needing maintenanced? It must be a hot mess by now. By the way since my ex-husband's family owns a huge Commercial Landscaping Company and he did that for many years before he went into tile I can give you some Intel on what it cost. Since you were looking to trade services. A typical lawn for all that you're asking is about 25 to $35 a week. Along with about a half an acre so you say yours is I know my parents paid about 50 to $60 a week have theirs maintained and that includes edging weed eating any flower beds head just leaving me and cut the whole shebang. Just trying to help so you don't sell yourself short when it comes to trading services for lawn maintenance.

You haven't had a lawn in nthe last 15 years and you want to give advice on upkeep.

You could be helpful and dig some up with them talons you like to call toes.

And don't sell yourself short by trading services for whack crizack.

**BarebackOne** · 03-03-17 19:12

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Out of 38 useless posts you have ONE shitty review of a chick supposedly in Daytona. The rest of your posts are all begging for Intel and digits. Let me give you a free piece of advice asshole. If you think in that retarded mind of yours that you can sweet talk your way into Savanna bedroom, You are as dumb as you're fucking username. Move the fuck on asshole!

Take you're lame ass jokes and lines back to the Daytona thread.

Smh.

C5.

A slam from you is probably the best referral a cool guy like me could ever need to meet the quality providers on here that wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Thank you! (BTW my handle is a JOKE, not that you would get it)!

**Mystical0945** · 02-27-17 23:11

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

Have mower and weedeater, I will mow your grass anytime hun.

Jesse.

What are you waiting for! LOL. I'm seriously looking for a yard man. Jesse you know how big my yard is will you answer The Mighty Oz's question. I'm guessing it's a 1/2 acre. It needs mowed, weed eatedd and edged. I also have a small flower bed that needs weeded. Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 02-27-17 22:25

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

Mighty Oz if you don't want me posting this here I completely understand.

I am in need of a lawn guy or a lawn technician that is willing to go the route of the barter system. My property is in Summerfield which is out by The Villages. Any interest please please please send me a PM.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

This post needs some music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxMiupRWl7E

**FLAdventurer** · 02-27-17 20:09

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

Have mower and weedeater, I will mow your grass anytime hun.

Jesse.

If you mow the lawn, you need to make sure you get to trim the bushes too.

**Jesse54** · 02-27-17 20:06

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

Mighty Oz if you don't want me posting this here I completely understand.

I am in need of a lawn guy or a lawn technician that is willing to go the route of the barter system. My property is in Summerfield which is out by The Villages. Any interest please please please send me a PM.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

How big is the yard?

A2

Have mower and weedeater, I will mow your grass anytime hun.

Jesse.

**Chris5** · 02-27-17 19:14

Originally Posted by BarebackOne [View Original Post]

So far I can only imagine what a solid session would be like with me between your well oiled and massaged feet and toes would be like. I'm game!

Out of 38 useless posts you have ONE shitty review of a chick supposedly in Daytona. The rest of your posts are all begging for Intel and digits. Let me give you a free piece of advice asshole. If you think in that retarded mind of yours that you can sweet talk your way into Savanna bedroom, You are as dumb as you're fucking username. Move the fuck on asshole!

Take you're lame ass jokes and lines back to the Daytona thread.

Smh.

C5.

**Sillyolman** · 02-27-17 19:12

Originally Posted by BarebackOne [View Original Post]

So far I can only imagine what a solid session would be like with me between your well oiled and massaged feet and toes would be like. I'm game!

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

**BarebackOne** · 02-27-17 18:38

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

It's called a pose. By the looks of your pick something to what you know nothing about LOL. And for your information they're highly desired for the foot fetish Seekers.

So far I can only imagine what a solid session would be like with me between your well oiled and massaged feet and toes would be like. I'm game!

**Mystical0945** · 02-27-17 16:24

Mighty Oz if you don't want me posting this here I completely understand.

I am in need of a lawn guy or a lawn technician that is willing to go the route of the barter system. My property is in Summerfield which is out by The Villages. Any interest please please please send me a PM.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

How big is the yard?

A2