General Reports

[Jack Ace]

LOL. You guys! Grown ass men! Come on people. This is a serious learning lesson that everyone should read and marinate into your souls. Like I said some months ago people," do the' deed and done". Fcuk and be GONE!" in other words, be safe people.

Ah, you dumb fuck. I was passing along my experience with a much reviewed provider. I think the group will find interest in it. Do the deed and move on? Sounds like you have something that works for you. Spend 15+ hours per date on a provider and get back to me. Learn to comprehend what you read.

I've been at this for a long time, you build "relationships"'with provides, you just do. To me, it's interesting when they start to get ugly. I think Dy is turning, so just be carful, that's all I'm saying.

[TrinitHugz]

Considering this will be a very bad review on our beloved Dyan, I want you to know that I don't harbor any ill feeling, I think I just let myself get to close, believing (hoping) she was different. We have quite a history and our last 5 or so dates have been 15+ hours each, look at my prior reviews it's all there.

Dyan is a drug addict, no big surprise, but she has been out of the street for a long stretch this time, I think since July or August and she's certainly not getting any younger. Her habit is GROWING and it's taking its toll and certainly changing her soul.

2 BIG, GIANT strikes on our last date. I will not see her again EVER.

STRIKE ONE. She took money out of my pocket while I was sleeping. I know for 100% certainty that I was missing money, I had divided the money up in my pocket because I was going to be giving her a tip. I didn't make a big stink about it (trust me, it NEVER ends well), but I let her know that I knew.
STRIKE TWO. Due to the large police presence, I provided Dy with the money she needed to get her through the night, plus cab fare back to the hotel. Yes, I was that scared, there were cops EVERYWHERE. Besides, this was Dy, I have given her money a dozen or more times in the past and she always returns. You guessed it, not this time. She calls me 9 hours later and tells me she has gotten arrested while getting her meds. They kept her all that time because she has a warrant in West Deptford, the Camden charge didn't stick because, get this. When the cops approached her, she put the bags in the back of her pants (butt), so when they cuffed her hand behind her back, she was able to get to the meds and stuff them in the cop car seat! You see, she knew that the male officers couldn't search her, so she acted quickly. So, when she got to the station, they could find the drugs they were two male cops, so they couldn't search her on the street. So that charge didn't stick, but this warrant in West Deptford, they kept her in in holding until they got that squared away. So, she has a court date at West Deptford at 11 am on Wednesday. Guess what? No court in West Deptford on Wednesday! And court starts at 8:30! I also I inquired about the money she put aside for the cab (I watched her put it in a separate pocket in her purse), she said the cops took that.

Seriously, who on this planet would believe such a tale (LOL)? So, so sad. She is not a good person, if she would do these things to me, and we have history, what will she do to you? I have treated her waaaay beyond what I should have, but I can afford it. Be careful with her.

Like I said, I just let myself get to close, she harmless, but, apparently, just extremely desperate. Her service was very poor also. Do me a favor, if you talk to her (CJ, she mentioned she saw you the day this all went down), please just ask her.

"Why did you lie and steal from Sofa King?" She will know exactly who you are talking about. I'd the love to hear the responses.

Be well. Be safe!

LOL. You guys! Grown ass men! Come on people. This is a serious learning lesson that everyone should read and marinate into your souls. Like I said some months ago people," do the' deed and done". Fcuk and be GONE!" in other words, be safe people.

[Jack Ace]

Considering this will be a very bad review on our beloved Dyan, I want you to know that I don't harbor any ill feeling, I think I just let myself get to close, believing (hoping) she was different. We have quite a history and our last 5 or so dates have been 15+ hours each, look at my prior reviews it's all there.

Dyan is a drug addict, no big surprise, but she has been out of the street for a long stretch this time, I think since July or August and she's certainly not getting any younger. Her habit is GROWING and it's taking its toll and certainly changing her soul.

2 BIG, GIANT strikes on our last date. I will not see her again EVER.

STRIKE ONE. She took money out of my pocket while I was sleeping. I know for 100% certainty that I was missing money, I had divided the money up in my pocket because I was going to be giving her a tip. I didn't make a big stink about it (trust me, it NEVER ends well), but I let her know that I knew.

STRIKE TWO. Due to the large police presence, I provided Dy with the money she needed to get her through the night, plus cab fare back to the hotel. Yes, I was that scared, there were cops EVERYWHERE. Besides, this was Dy, I have given her money a dozen or more times in the past and she always returns. You guessed it, not this time. She calls me 9 hours later and tells me she has gotten arrested while getting her meds. They kept her all that time because she has a warrant in West Deptford, the Camden charge didn't stick because, get this. When the cops approached her, she put the bags in the back of her pants (butt), so when they cuffed her hand behind her back, she was able to get to the meds and stuff them in the cop car seat! You see, she knew that the male officers couldn't search her, so she acted quickly. So, when she got to the station, they could find the drugs they were two male cops, so they couldn't search her on the street. So that charge didn't stick, but this warrant in West Deptford, they kept her in in holding until they got that squared away. So, she has a court date at West Deptford at 11 am on Wednesday. Guess what? No court in West Deptford on Wednesday! And court starts at 8:30! I also I inquired about the money she put aside for the cab (I watched her put it in a separate pocket in her purse), she said the cops took that.

Seriously, who on this planet would believe such a tale (LOL)? So, so sad. She is not a good person, if she would do these things to me, and we have history, what will she do to you? I have treated her waaaay beyond what I should have, but I can afford it. Be careful with her.

Like I said, I just let myself get to close, she harmless, but, apparently, just extremely desperate. Her service was very poor also. Do me a favor, if you talk to her (CJ, she mentioned she saw you the day this all went down), please just ask her.

"Why did you lie and steal from Sofa King?" She will know exactly who you are talking about. I'd the love to hear the responses.

Be well. Be safe!

[CookyJar]

I'll take quality over beauty any day.

Way loose? Is that a statement about her pussy being loose or your penis lacking girth guys? I myself have a Chunky soup can sized piece of meat in my jeans.

Just kidding but it wasn't that loose.

Good hunting gents.

KSW.

I'm so glad someone has stepped up on Monica's behalf. And! I'd really like to know more about the over services she provides or does not provide.

As I said previously, Monica and I didn't do a thing. There was maybe a little fondling while I positioned her, but nothing more. Originally I was thinking it was brought on by the presents of Kate, the other girl with us. They were not friends, she made that fact known. But! While I was editing the pictures I couldn't help but notice that Monica had no problem posing with Kate. It wasn't until after the pictures were taken that she decided to get dress and call it quits.

I did see Monica recently while on my travels. She looked good and I was tempted. Yet! I refrained. All the comments thus far are about the size of her pussy. Nothing has been mentioned about her BJ, any other talents she might have, her personality or her willingness to provide good service.

IMHO, Monica's status as a provider is still open for discussion.

If the below looks like an advertisement or anything other than what it is, a review, its because I really like Kates attitude...


...if you are looking for the ride of your life, if you are looking for something you can tell your grandsons about as you rock in your rocking chair, if you are looking for that porn style fuck that makes you feel like the stud that you think you are; pick Kate.

CookyJar

On the other hand, there should be no question about Kate's abilities. Kate has a very pleasant, friendly personality. She's good to talk too on the ride over and the ride back. In-between, she's just a flat out fun date. All positions, with a can-do attitude makes Kate one of my ATF. I cannot remember her ever saying no. I don't think the word, "No", is part of her vocabulary.

CookyJar.

[KStreetWatcher]

Correct DJ. Scramble. The girl in CJ's pic is named Monica, BUT it might not be the same girl KSW was asking about. Reason I say that is because I dated Monica once. Yes clean, decent attitude, above average body for a broadway girl, very pretty face, BUT DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN that pussy was loose. I can't imagine anyone calling her "tight."

Definitely fits the bill cause she is usually out with her leach *hmm, hmm * I meant to say boyfriend. LOL.

Way loose? Is that a statement about her pussy being loose or your penis lacking girth guys? I myself have a Chunky soup can sized piece of meat in my jeans.

Just kidding but it wasn't that loose.

Good hunting gents.

KSW.

[TrinitHugz]

Can I get an update on my AFTs? Has anyone seen either, Angela, Deena or Stacey lately?

CookyJar.

Mr. See I haven't seen any of them except the last time with Angela near Berkeley and bdwy but I did meet with a short thick WSW name Vicki but she said it was short for Victoria. Any info on her?

[Cephlapod Love]

I got tired of Monica pretty quick. Sorry, those were all the pictures I took.

CookyJar.

Er, well, ok, dude. Maybe this time I let you off the hook!? LOL!

I mean really, how could one get tired of a cute girl? You were riding back to a place for an indoor date and she babbled on senselessly about nothing in particular and everything. Must have been the most important thing in the world as her energy for it was high and she was really getting into the nonsense. After a few minutes, and being unable to steer the conversation from this droll nature, you just want to muzzle the girl, but looking at that tight booty and shapely legs you remember the built up pressure that put you in this situation and decide to ride further in hopes that once inside the the inane chatter will cease? But you find getting inside only switches the chatter to minor complaints about this that and the other: the room is too hot / cold, the water not hot enough, she hasn't bathed in 3 weeks, the bed / sofa too hard, soft, lumpy, her back, leg, arm, coochie hurts so we have to be quick, limits on positions or skip precisely what you mentioned was your favorite from the get go? But I mean look at those taught legs, tight hips, that coochie winking at you and that strain in yer pants. Yeah this is what you need, maybe filling her mouth will make things better? But alas, between the 30 second bouts of ice cream eating she whines, complains or starts urging one to "hurry up. " But you really wanted that special thing and now it clearly is off the table and you are starting to weigh your options: do I cut my losses and toss her out with all the ensuing drama, or do I try to something to bring her around or just muddle through with what one can get out of the situation such that she's somewhat happy and you don't have a 15-mintue journey filled with some hyped up drama queen?

No really. How could one possibly get tired of a girl? She has great legs.

[LittleElvis]

CJ. Damn is all I can say. That is nice for the street.

[CookyJar]

Ah Kind Sir! Where is the heck is the "Shrimp pose" of this girl?

WE WANNA SEE THE DARN SHRIMP POSE!!!!

er, please? LOL.

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Pretty is as pretty does. Monica is pretty as a picture. I gave her what I thought was some pretty good advice. I told her that being pretty is nice, but pretty girls sometimes forget that it's the service that counts.

I got tired of Monica pretty quick. Sorry, those were all the pictures I took.

CookyJar.

[Johnny 49]

I have been dating deena at least twice a week and text her daily.

[DjScramble]

Can I get an update on my AFTs? Has anyone seen either, Angela, Deena or Stacey lately?

CookyJar.

I just saw Deena a couple of days ago. She's alive and well. Pretty as ever and just always extremely fun to be around.

I haven't seen Stacey.

[Cephlapod Love]

Monica is her name. It's tattooed on for back. My guess is that she had it put there so that when you are fucking her doggie style, you'll call out the right name. (I didn't get a chance at a doggie style fuck or any other style fuck, so I didn't get to see her name until I started editing the pictures.)

CookyJar.

Ah Kind Sir! Where is the heck is the "Shrimp pose" of this girl?

WE WANNA SEE THE DARN SHRIMP POSE!!!!

er, please? LOL.

[Mackeral1]

Can I get an update on my AFTs? Has anyone seen either, Angela, Deena or Stacey lately?

CookyJar.

Saw Stacey and Deena both this morning. Around 11:30 AM.

[Milfsalot]

Can I get an update on my AFTs? Has anyone seen either, Angela, Deena or Stacey lately?

CookyJar.

I've seen her on the BP boards. Tried to contact but reached a different girl. Still kicking myself for letting her and Angela pass by one day.

[CookyJar]

Can I get an update on my AFTs? Has anyone seen either, Angela, Deena or Stacey lately?

CookyJar.