Massage Parlor Reports

**Raoul Duke** · 07-07-11 17:50

Originally Posted by Stevo1414 [View Original Post]

Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

At least she didn't massage your face after giving you a prostate massage, that coulda been a real shitty experience.

**Elgmonger** · 07-07-11 17:42

Originally Posted by Stevo1414 [View Original Post]

Went to X on Archer yesterday. Walked in and there were three women all waiting for a customer. I thought I would get to choose which one I got. I was wrong. Got a chubby 40 year old Chinese woman who could barely speak English. Opted for a ts for an extra. 1 and it was pretty shitty. No attention payed to the dirtiest parts of my body. The mt also left mid ts for about 1-2 minutes and turned the water off. By the time she came back I was so cold I was shivering so she then sprayed me with burning hot water to warm me up. So the table shower is done and off the the massage room. Before I can even say anything there is oil dumped all over my back. Now how am I supposed to go home smelling like a newborn baby? AND it only got worse from there. Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

I don't get it if you left happy why are you complining, and if you don't recommend it why did you leave a tip, and if it was horrible why do you say you left happy.

**Stevo1414** · 07-07-11 16:23

Went to X on Archer yesterday. Walked in and there were three women all waiting for a customer. I thought I would get to choose which one I got. I was wrong. Got a chubby 40 year old Chinese woman who could barely speak English. Opted for a ts for an extra. 1 and it was pretty shitty. No attention payed to the dirtiest parts of my body. The mt also left mid ts for about 1-2 minutes and turned the water off. By the time she came back I was so cold I was shivering so she then sprayed me with burning hot water to warm me up. So the table shower is done and off the the massage room. Before I can even say anything there is oil dumped all over my back. Now how am I supposed to go home smelling like a newborn baby? AND it only got worse from there. Was offered a footrub which I accepted and then after the footrub she walked over and started massaging my FACE. Nothing like having your own nasty feet rubbed on your face. Despite the SHITTY experience I had there I did leave happy, but I would not recommend this to anyone else. Horrible massage, ending, and attitude. Take your money somewhere else. Total damage was. 35 for the half hour, .1 for ts, and. 3 for tip.

**Fanofhg22** · 07-07-11 00:19

Probably not the right spot to post this, but if you are thinking of going to Tijuana you must do it. Think of it as a frat / sorority party but with the added benefit you can bang any chick for. 6. And it's not a wham bam thank you ma'am think either; more like a GFE. Make sure to get a passport as the law changed awhile ago that you need the passport to get back to the USA.

Back to the USA and more specifically Chicago, I would love to learn more info on Tijuana style clubs. Anyone? Anyone?

For a detailed report of Tijuana go to www. ********. Com.

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Just to clarify. I was not trying to hate on Mexican women, as some of the ones I've seen are amongst the finest women in the world. Just that in this particular locale. They were lacking. On that note. Does anyone have any info on a bar on Kedzie just north of IP called El Caballo Loco? I stumbled into this place once and spidy senses went off as a place that might have some Tijuana style service. Maybe it was the group of scantily clad women that went up to random guys to strike up a conversation. Or the smell of pu$$Y in the air that hinted at this. In either case they did not come up to me or my Gringo friends. Planning a recon soon.

**Davidonecall** · 07-06-11 17:13

I have notice the same thing. 10 or 15min is being cut but if I'm well satisfied I don't complain and so far I get treated like a king.

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Just came back from City Massage on Cermak / Leavitt (2 blocks east of Western / 2 blocks west of Damen). Paid. 5 at door for 1 hr, plus. 1 for TS (I needed it on a hot day like today)."N" made sure to cover all my body parts in the TS and even toyed with OP Junior briefly. Then back to massage room. It's roomy and very private. Requested and received soft massage, all this time I was squeezing her calfs and thighs."N" didn't say anything about that but when I put my hand underneath her dress to touch her butt, she said "You pay to touch". I was like,"You got to be kidding". She said,"You tip me good?" I told her I would, then she said $. I asked what do I get for that; she said "you can touch me" and gave the HE motion. I countered with. 4; she laughed at that. Finally agreed for. 6 because "N" did have a nice, slender body and I wanted to roam it. The HE itself was very good, not rushed at all, and I managed to get a hand underneath her bra and squeeze a nipple (breasts weren't that big BTW). After cleaning me up I asked "N" for a hard massage on my back and arms, and she did great. She gave me a nice hug as I was getting ready to leave and said she hoped to see me again soon.

After I left I noticed that the total time I spent at CM, including the TS, was less than 45 minutes. Though I did get a HE and "N" has a nice personality and body, I'm not sure if I'll go back. Also, it seems to me that there is a "pay-to-touch" epidemic going on across MP's. Have any of you guys noticed this in your recent visits? I could be wrong but that's just the way it feels to me. And next time I'll keep my watch on to make sure I get what I paid for; I hate being short-changed on time.

**DaFlyestCubano** · 07-06-11 14:11

Originally Posted by Robert Gou2 [View Original Post]

So I see they have the option of tantra or Swedish. Does it really matter which one I choose? If I'm going to be throwing down bills on top of that, why would I not go with the cheaper option?

I guess I perfer the Tantra because it's a lot more sensual. Where the swedish is a real massage with only HR at the end. Tantra is double the price but it's topless. I will say this that each lady there does have different skills and some are prettier then others. My favorite are Amanda, Mia and Rose. Try to go now because they temp. Dropped their prices to. 8 vs normally it's $.2 for the tantra and swedish is. 4 vs. 6. Option prices vary but reasonable in most cases. Just make sure you look at their pics that way your not unhappy with your lady. PM if you need more info and have info to exchange for.

**George W. Bush** · 07-05-11 23:33

Originally Posted by RaffyTaffy [View Original Post]

Got a massage from my reg provider who was in working new location for the week

Where did you see about them getting shut down? Was unable to find on Google. Regardless, I posted on it in the Waukegan section a couple weeks ago and it was a no-go. No finish to be had, and I won't repeat. Either blow me, fuck me, or jerk me off if you expect any more than 1 visit. It's a waste of money.

**OPIllini** · 07-05-11 20:10

Just came back from City Massage on Cermak / Leavitt (2 blocks east of Western / 2 blocks west of Damen). Paid. 5 at door for 1 hr, plus. 1 for TS (I needed it on a hot day like today)."N" made sure to cover all my body parts in the TS and even toyed with OP Junior briefly. Then back to massage room. It's roomy and very private. Requested and received soft massage, all this time I was squeezing her calfs and thighs."N" didn't say anything about that but when I put my hand underneath her dress to touch her butt, she said "You pay to touch". I was like,"You got to be kidding". She said,"You tip me good?" I told her I would, then she said $. I asked what do I get for that; she said "you can touch me" and gave the HE motion. I countered with. 4; she laughed at that. Finally agreed for. 6 because "N" did have a nice, slender body and I wanted to roam it. The HE itself was very good, not rushed at all, and I managed to get a hand underneath her bra and squeeze a nipple (breasts weren't that big BTW). After cleaning me up I asked "N" for a hard massage on my back and arms, and she did great. She gave me a nice hug as I was getting ready to leave and said she hoped to see me again soon.

After I left I noticed that the total time I spent at CM, including the TS, was less than 45 minutes. Though I did get a HE and "N" has a nice personality and body, I'm not sure if I'll go back. Also, it seems to me that there is a "pay-to-touch" epidemic going on across MP's. Have any of you guys noticed this in your recent visits? I could be wrong but that's just the way it feels to me. And next time I'll keep my watch on to make sure I get what I paid for; I hate being short-changed on time.

**Robert Gou2** · 07-05-11 20:09

So I see they have the option of tantra or Swedish. Does it really matter which one I choose? If I'm going to be throwing down bills on top of that, why would I not go with the cheaper option?

Originally Posted by DaFlyestCubano [View Original Post]

I've been to many providers and although many are are pretty good I'm glad this one has dropped there prices a bit. I asked Mia if they dropped there prices because they've been slow and she responded by saying that they dropped their prices because many customers had thought that too many providers were over priced. This location and the other on Christiana are my 2 favorite spots yet their prices have got cheaper while others keep going up. They are by appointment only but atleast you can choose your provider. If anyone needs info I'd be willing on helping in exchange for info on another location or future lead.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...032-21/6927782

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/and9608-22/7149447

**TBone83** · 07-05-11 18:14

Originally Posted by Babycash [View Original Post]

Last month I was at amizing and I had chloe she was the best I ever had and the past weeks I call and they tell me that she not there does any body know were chloe is at.

Not sure where she went but I know she used to work out of a lingerie shop in rockford, maby she went back that way.

**Babycash** · 07-05-11 07:13

Last month I was at amizing and I had chloe she was the best I ever had and the past weeks I call and they tell me that she not there does any body know were chloe is at.

Originally Posted by Allstar10 [View Original Post]

I called once and made an appointment with jen but she was not available so I seen amanda. Got the tantra massage was 7-8. Had a good time with the extras tho kinda expensive tho.

**RaffyTaffy** · 07-05-11 06:11

Got a massage from my reg provider who was in working new location for the week, when she tex me location saw address followed by be-12. I have read mongers going to be-12 and assumed that it was the name of the parlor but when I googled for directions nothing came up, in fact I wound up getting a map quest that showed a set a directions with a 13 hour round trip. I couldn't figure it out, I have read of be-12 and had a address but as I kept searching no be-12 in libertyvile would come up. Funny thing came up when b12 massage came up with a code of standards for massage parlors to legally operate under includeing cleanliness. Well finnaly figured out be-12 is the room number for babmoo massage and a search bamboo massage libertyville came up with a hit saying baboo massage was being shutdown for its unsanitary conditions and complaints of it being a place of prostituion. Well it was open and I got such a good rubdown that my whole body was shacking, and I did notice while leaving that the towels used on the table were no changed which kind of grossed me out as I thought back to laying on damp towels assuming they just didn't finish dyring. Just find it funny how be-12 is a set of guidlines for a parlor to legally operate and the room number to a parlor that should be shut down is also be-12.

**Jamz20** · 07-04-11 23:56

Originally Posted by Jammin 2 [View Original Post]

Well YYMV. I had a nice girl 'KT', who gave a satisfiying if somewhat soft massage, with lots of general rubbing. I took the hour based upon the previous positive report. At the conclusion of the hour, I got rejected, she said she NEVER provides relief. Such a waste of 65 clams, plus sitting in traffic heading to chinatown.

Will definitely not return, despite your friendly attitude and nice legs.

-JAMMIN

I tried out and was disappointed by KT. 30 min session, lots of teasing and hand up shirt and under shorts. She says 10 mins and my mind was like get to work. More light touch but doesn't go in. I remove cover if you can call it that. She states 5 mins. I get it now "Self Finish". I start she plays with the boys. Got dressed and left no tip. Connected with Archer spa so not real surprised.

**Jammin 2** · 07-04-11 20:25

Originally Posted by genuis8 [View Original Post]

As reported by a prior poster, Halsted Spa is open around the 2600 block of Halsted. The rates are 65/45 (1hr / 30 min). Good massage. Will repeat. Gave me a business card for $5 off on next visit.

Well YYMV. I had a nice girl 'KT', who gave a satisfiying if somewhat soft massage, with lots of general rubbing. I took the hour based upon the previous positive report. At the conclusion of the hour, I got rejected, she said she NEVER provides relief. Such a waste of 65 clams, plus sitting in traffic heading to chinatown.

Will definitely not return, despite your friendly attitude and nice legs.

-JAMMIN

**Alterxxx** · 07-04-11 15:42

Just to clarify. I was not trying to hate on Mexican women, as some of the ones I've seen are amongst the finest women in the world. Just that in this particular locale. They were lacking. On that note. Does anyone have any info on a bar on Kedzie just north of IP called El Caballo Loco? I stumbled into this place once and spidy senses went off as a place that might have some Tijuana style service. Maybe it was the group of scantily clad women that went up to random guys to strike up a conversation. Or the smell of pu$$Y in the air that hinted at this. In either case they did not come up to me or my Gringo friends. Planning a recon soon.

Originally Posted by Perrop [View Original Post]

"Mexican chicks (. Barrel shaped bodies with flat ass, chicken legs" That is way too funny. I've known some real mexican stunners in my years, with better bodies than pr hoes or brazilians. But yeah, a lot of them can fit that description! LOL.

I was pretty worked up about a Latina spot a couple of months ago. Though a bit more recon led me to conclude most of the girls there were fresh out the boat and fit your description. So decided to pass on any effort to find out first hand. Might have to plan a little trip south of the border to Tijuana to see if it's worth it. Have a couple of friends who are all about traveling to Mex and Central America for some Grade A poon for bottom of the barrel prices. Colombia is said to be killer.