Massage Parlor Reports

**Jammin 2** · 07-04-11 20:25

Originally Posted by genuis8 [View Original Post]

As reported by a prior poster, Halsted Spa is open around the 2600 block of Halsted. The rates are 65/45 (1hr / 30 min). Good massage. Will repeat. Gave me a business card for $5 off on next visit.

Well YYMV. I had a nice girl 'KT', who gave a satisfiying if somewhat soft massage, with lots of general rubbing. I took the hour based upon the previous positive report. At the conclusion of the hour, I got rejected, she said she NEVER provides relief. Such a waste of 65 clams, plus sitting in traffic heading to chinatown.

Will definitely not return, despite your friendly attitude and nice legs.

-JAMMIN

**Alterxxx** · 07-04-11 15:42

Just to clarify. I was not trying to hate on Mexican women, as some of the ones I've seen are amongst the finest women in the world. Just that in this particular locale. They were lacking. On that note. Does anyone have any info on a bar on Kedzie just north of IP called El Caballo Loco? I stumbled into this place once and spidy senses went off as a place that might have some Tijuana style service. Maybe it was the group of scantily clad women that went up to random guys to strike up a conversation. Or the smell of pu$$Y in the air that hinted at this. In either case they did not come up to me or my Gringo friends. Planning a recon soon.

Originally Posted by Perrop [View Original Post]

"Mexican chicks (. Barrel shaped bodies with flat ass, chicken legs" That is way too funny. I've known some real mexican stunners in my years, with better bodies than pr hoes or brazilians. But yeah, a lot of them can fit that description! LOL.

I was pretty worked up about a Latina spot a couple of months ago. Though a bit more recon led me to conclude most of the girls there were fresh out the boat and fit your description. So decided to pass on any effort to find out first hand. Might have to plan a little trip south of the border to Tijuana to see if it's worth it. Have a couple of friends who are all about traveling to Mex and Central America for some Grade A poon for bottom of the barrel prices. Colombia is said to be killer.

**OngBak15** · 07-04-11 08:29

Originally Posted by Xabi Alonso [View Original Post]

I recommend lidia massage. Net The photo's are dated. You get a 90 min legit massage. At the end of the massage the provider says "ok I will wait outside while you change." (if your first time customer) If you show your excitement and let know about the happy side of massage you will be happy. The photos on the site are dated and the provider is definitely better looking than the photos. If you call, the tone of voice sounds rude. But don't let this discourage you. Make the call brief, set up the appointment. The massage is done in the basement. You enter from the side of the house through the back yard. There is a washroom and standup shower to use. The music lacks. Seems like Sade is the only cd. If the radio is on and there is a commercial, it ruins the moment. It takes a few visits to be able to see the top which over time (visits from 2 years ago to today) seems to be enhanced or possibly the push up bra does good. You can go uncovered if you ask, but it will probably be allowed after your first visit. Somedays the provider is talkative and nice, other days the provider is cold. The provider is Czech. The website is listed above and provides you with info. The website comes off as legit (except for the testimonials. All men). Outfits worn are usually pretty tight t-shirt and adidas pants (or shorts).

I was thinking about going but I don't have the time to waste with could it happen and will it happen anymore. Your review is very good and speaks to mongers that have been to at least 20 or so places. I just don't feel like dealing with providers that are moody and really hate when they go through my pants looking for I'd to see if I'm a cop while I'm in the shower. I guess I'm losing "That Lovin Feelin'" towards AMPs.

**Member202** · 07-04-11 00:08

Originally Posted by Yoni Sniffer [View Original Post]

Hey, let's knock off the philosophical discussions on this thread. Start a new one or use one of the ones not used much. This one is for Massage experiences.

Thanks for saying it. I agree, more appropriate for general.

**Perrop** · 07-03-11 18:40

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

I was drawn to this ad due to it's close proximity to my place and due to the fact that I heard one of the chicks that use to work at Claudia's opened up an apt in the area and I thought I might run into her here. Anyways. The place is on California right next to the school. AVOID this place unless you like ugly, chubby, fresh off the boat looking Mexican chicks (barrel shaped bodies with flat ass, chicken legs, frizzy hair that don't know how to put on makeup) that try to upsell like crazy. Massage was even worse than her looks, and I actually got the better looking of the 2 that were there. HJ technique was totally lacking and I told her to stop as it just was not going to happen.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-65-23/7783142

"Mexican chicks (. Barrel shaped bodies with flat ass, chicken legs" That is way too funny. I've known some real mexican stunners in my years, with better bodies than pr hoes or brazilians. But yeah, a lot of them can fit that description! LOL.

I was pretty worked up about a Latina spot a couple of months ago. Though a bit more recon led me to conclude most of the girls there were fresh out the boat and fit your description. So decided to pass on any effort to find out first hand. Might have to plan a little trip south of the border to Tijuana to see if it's worth it. Have a couple of friends who are all about traveling to Mex and Central America for some Grade A poon for bottom of the barrel prices. Colombia is said to be killer.

**Yoni Sniffer** · 07-03-11 16:40

Hey, let's knock off the philosophical discussions on this thread. Start a new one or use one of the ones not used much. This one is for Massage experiences.

**DaFlyestCubano** · 07-03-11 13:36

Went to Cludia's on petterson and Kimbal. Paid. 60 for massge from a decent latina. Seemed friendly and was decent looking except for all the tatoos. Massage was mechanical and no ending was offered nor on the table. She was very chatting and told me the owner was a fellow monger. I will not repeat!

**Donny Devito** · 07-03-11 10:31

Originally Posted by RogerC [View Original Post]

As a matter of fact, years ago I lived in a place where prostitution was legal and there was a low-key massage parlor up the street from where I lived. Did it bother anyone? No more than the doctor's office on the same block.

Also, since it was legal, there weren't any streetwalker strolls. There was a red light district you could go to and there were scattered bars where "working girls" were known to habituate.

Regardless of the morality of it, decriminalizing prostitution would dramatically reduce the visible negative aspects of the business and it would improve the lives of sex workers.

People with kids probably would not be greatly in favor, most of the time, having horny worked up guys walking by their teenage daughters or what have you while they are in the middle of a mongering binge. You all know how that is. Your mind starts to run away with the idea. You make sure you have the money. You begin your transit journey starting to get worked up and running through all the possible scenarios, what she looks like and how much you are willing to spend, etc.

Mongering isn't just about the sexual act, it's the journey too. That is what is addicting. I know if I had some 15 or 16 year old daughters, I wouldn't want horny strangers not from my neighborhood walking up and down my street all year long for years on end. It's not a like a Doctors office at all.

**Musei** · 07-03-11 01:43

"A gourmet who counts calories is like a working girl who looks at her watch." James Beard

**DreamLuver1110** · 07-02-11 16:56

I have had the pleasure of trying the old place in hazel crest. It was kinda hidden in an industrial park but probobly a good spot so it didn't draw attention. My trip there was all smiles even tho I had an older heavier black girl. Def a place ill go back to. I hope the new one keeps the flare as the old one. If anyone gets any info on where it is and how its set up I would love to know. TRUST ME YOU won't BE DISAPPOINTED!

Originally Posted by Gabby W [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/8291922

Paris, Bella and Carmen all give AMAZING massages! Great pricing! I haven't tried any of the other girls so YMMV.

It looks like they may have moved but I haven't been to the new place yet.

Every time I've been there I've left very happy. Can't say enough good things about them!

**Member #5942** · 07-02-11 16:37

I recommend lidia massage. Net The photo's are dated. You get a 90 min legit massage. At the end of the massage the provider says "ok I will wait outside while you change." (if your first time customer) If you show your excitement and let know about the happy side of massage you will be happy. The photos on the site are dated and the provider is definitely better looking than the photos. If you call, the tone of voice sounds rude. But don't let this discourage you. Make the call brief, set up the appointment. The massage is done in the basement. You enter from the side of the house through the back yard. There is a washroom and standup shower to use. The music lacks. Seems like Sade is the only cd. If the radio is on and there is a commercial, it ruins the moment. It takes a few visits to be able to see the top which over time (visits from 2 years ago to today) seems to be enhanced or possibly the push up bra does good. You can go uncovered if you ask, but it will probably be allowed after your first visit. Somedays the provider is talkative and nice, other days the provider is cold. The provider is Czech. The website is listed above and provides you with info. The website comes off as legit (except for the testimonials. All men). Outfits worn are usually pretty tight t-shirt and adidas pants (or shorts).

**OPIllini** · 07-02-11 12:48

I know this is off-topic, but I want to wish all the mongers here a happy and safe holiday weekend. Spend plenty of time with your family, eat good BBQ, and don't forget about our ATF providers; let them know we appreciate all that they do for us. Maybe one day soon all MP's will get their independence from constant harassment from LEO.

Stay safe!

**Gabby W** · 07-02-11 12:12

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/8291922

Paris, Bella and Carmen all give AMAZING massages! Great pricing! I haven't tried any of the other girls so YMMV.

It looks like they may have moved but I haven't been to the new place yet.

Every time I've been there I've left very happy. Can't say enough good things about them!

**Elpatron** · 07-02-11 12:02

I've been to this place before by lawrence and christiana, its a basement apartment like two months ago had this fat big tits girl curly hair I think her name was michel, mpaid. 6 massage was very poor no talent at all she was like 5 on sacale from 1 to 10lthen last mponth went to their other place on fullerton ave right off the expressway by I hop at the corner paid. 60 had a latina chick she probalbly weight closed to 200 lbs well I saw her and I toll her if anybody else available she said the other girl was busy I told her thank you ii'l try some other time.

Originally Posted by DaFlyestCubano [View Original Post]

I've been to many providers and although many are are pretty good I'm glad this one has dropped there prices a bit. I asked Mia if they dropped there prices because they've been slow and she responded by saying that they dropped their prices because many customers had thought that too many providers were over priced. This location and the other on Christiana are my 2 favorite spots yet their prices have got cheaper while others keep going up. They are by appointment only but atleast you can choose your provider. If anyone needs info I'd be willing on helping in exchange for info on another location or future lead.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...032-21/6927782

Or.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/and9608-22/7149447

**genuis8** · 07-02-11 11:51

As reported by a prior poster, Halsted Spa is open around the 2600 block of Halsted. The rates are 65/45 (1hr / 30 min). Good massage. Will repeat. Gave me a business card for $5 off on next visit.

Star Spa (1500 block on N Ashland) shows the sign QQSpa at the door. Those who have freqented Chinatown and Archer Ave spas will recognized the 2 current staff. Rates are 65/45. Will not repeat, for personal reasons.

Tao at 2600 block of W Chicago. Rates are 65/45. Massage is acceptable. Will not repeat. Legit. From the conversation with my therapist, it looks like the Tao Spa on 3111 W Lawrence is under a different owner than this one.

The MP at 3334 W Peterson is inside a building and staffed by 2 korean ladies. The older one is the owner. Rate is $70 for a session, no half-hour sessions. Massage is good. Visited several time total. Will not repeat, because I want to check out other places And/Or stay with current regulars, for better value for money spent.