Strip Club Reports

[JackOfClubs]

Yep there's been a few girls that I wanted so bad but didn't have cash that I paid them in Cash App. It doesn't matter much to me, there's nothing to really extort. No wife, no kids, not rich LOL. But still. It made it easier to spend money outside my budget so I had to delete the account.

That is the good thing about LS is that there is a bank right across the street, you can let the doorman know you are using it and will be back.

And it's only $3 surcharge fee.

[FrostBytePing]

Hmmm. Tell me about your "Cash app trap" that you mentioned. Are you using it at the club with dancers? Doesn't that leave a trail identifying you by name? That worries me that they could try to extort you down the road.

Yep there's been a few girls that I wanted so bad but didn't have cash that I paid them in Cash App. It doesn't matter much to me, there's nothing to really extort. No wife, no kids, not rich LOL. But still. It made it easier to spend money outside my budget so I had to delete the account.

[Incognito1234]

So, I probably should have written this review yesterday, because my memory of Wednesday's visit has already started to fade a little.

I'll start with why Henry's and Bogart's have ended smoking at both clubs. I asked one of the bouncers about it, and he told me that the health department had come in and given them a warning.

Apparently, the fines for allowing smoking can become very steep. He told me that the first fine is $500, the second is $1,000, and the third is $2,000. I'm assuming that would be per incident, per customer, and if that's the case, obviously, it adds up to major pesos very quickly. I'd also guess that if either bar accumulated enough violations, they could potentially shut the place down. Based on that, I'm fairly certain that we've seen a permanent end to smoking at both locations.

In another development, the dancers are now carrying Crown Royal bags or small baggies in their purses for the purpose of collecting condoms for disposal later. I'd guess that may be a precautionary measure in anticipation of the next random health department visit. If they were to stop by and find a bunch of condoms in the trash, it would likely complicate the situation considerably.

Anyway, I went over to Henry's for the day shift on Wednesday, and it was slow. There were seven or eight dancers working, including Selena and Arabella, but no Yesna or Sunflower.

Of course, I was very surprised to see Selena working on Wednesday, but it worked out well for me. We talked for a while and then went to the back. We went through our regular routine, and I left the booth happy.

Not long after I came out of the back and sat back down, Arabella came over to sit with me. For some reason, I hadn't noticed her when I first walked in. I told her that I'd already been back with Selena. I'm very likely going back with Arabella the next time.

Thursday, I went back to Henry's, hoping to see Arabella or Yesna. Unfortunately for me, neither was working. I didn't get there until five and spent most of the time that I was there talking to Kassy.

As I've mentioned previously, Kassy reads the board too, and we ended up talking about the comments regarding Riley's odor issues. I explained to her that when I went back with Riley, I didn't experience that problem, but something must have changed since several people have commented on it.

While we were talking, the waitress came over and I asked if she knew how to make a Blue Hawaiian. Well, obviously, you do it by holding his nose and mouth shut.

Seriously though, does anyone remember how popular Blue Hawaiians were in the '80's and early '90's? You never see anyone ordering them now. Add in the fact that I was feeling a bit nostalgic, a few minutes later, Kassy and I were drinking a couple of them.

She liked it, and I got to tell ya, while it may not be as strong as a Long Island, I'm a lightweight drinker and I sure felt it. It was enough to make me stick around the bar quite a bit longer than I'd anticipated, especially since I'd already been drinking wine before that.

As usual, Kassy offered her services a couple of times, but I declined because I'd already decided that I was going to Bogart's to see if Gemini was working. Still, I stuck around Henry's to see who came in for the night shift. There were four Cuban dancers and Aaliyah, but no Dream.

Aaliyah was over by the DJ booth talking to one of the bouncers, and I was ready to go, so we didn't talk. Maybe I'll catch her next time.

After I left Henry's parking lot, it occurred to me that I couldn't remember the comments on the board regarding which shift or days Gemini worked. Since I didn't feel like sitting around over at Bogart's for another hour or two, I decided to call it a day for the clubs and head over to Guam Massage on Trenton Rd. In Southgate.

When I got to the Trenton Rd. Location, it was just before 8 pm, and the woman at the counter told me they were too busy and asked me to go over to the Eureka Rd. Location, which I did.

I didn't get the same woman that I had the last time I was there, but the one working the counter ended up taking care of me. The massage was decent, and the HE was fair at best. She kept going too high up on my dick, and the rhythm she was using was slow and irregular. In the end, I was basically jacking myself off while she played with my balls and ass.

Overall, I'd call it a fair experience, and I might go back over there again in a pinch.

I've decided that I'm going to make the rounds today, as I usually do on Fridays, although I'm not sure where I'm going to start. If I go to Henry's first, I'm hoping that Arabella or Yesna will be working, but I haven't seen Yesna work a Friday in weeks.

If I go to Bogart's, my goal would be to see Lynn or Samantha, and if I go to the Criket, I'm not sure I'd have much luck seeing anyone based on my last two visits.

[Lamarr]

Bringing an ATM card to the strip club is a recipe for disaster. $20 fee and $200 max at a time means if you want to pull out $300 it costs you $40. Cool if you don't have fees but I just would prefer to bring what I plan on spending. I've fallen in love while drinking a few times and fallen into the cashapp trap, having an ATM card would have been worse LOL.

Hmmm. Tell me about your "Cash app trap" that you mentioned. Are you using it at the club with dancers? Doesn't that leave a trail identifying you by name? That worries me that they could try to extort you down the road.

[Horn Knee]

Yeah, I ALWAYS go in with my budget, and if I want more money, I'll leave the club to get it. The fees are no joke.

If Bogarts really got rid of smoking, I might hit it up next time I'm around that area with funds. Hope H8 follows suit. It's been my preferred club whenever I come down and no smoking would make it so much better.

[FrostBytePing]

Hey guys, it's been a minute since I've hobbyed but just got a new debit card for my brokerage account. If certain requirements are met they have quite a nice fee policy.

No fee's to use any ATM. They will also reimburse ATM owner fee's. Why is this relevant?

Now if you want to stick around a bit longer at a club, need more cash and don't want to use cashapp or whatever the dancer has now I (you) can use the expensive ATM at the club and get the outrageous ($20 I think the few times I've used them) fee reimbursed.

From my quick AI question it confirmed strip club ATM's qualify. My specific broker will reimburse those fees if you have $50 k or more between all accounts under their brand. Or place 30 or more trades in a quarter. AI also stated most broker's have this feature so if you were on the fence it may be a really bad LOL choice but for once in blue moon when the little head is too convincing its nice.

Bringing an ATM card to the strip club is a recipe for disaster. $20 fee and $200 max at a time means if you want to pull out $300 it costs you $40. Cool if you don't have fees but I just would prefer to bring what I plan on spending. I've fallen in love while drinking a few times and fallen into the cashapp trap, having an ATM card would have been worse LOL.

[Stewy56]

Gentlemen, I respect your point of view, but I just disagree with it.

Any time you go to the VIP there is some risk of things not working out, this risk is accepted by both parties when they go back.

A bargain was struck for certain services and as long as she was going to deliver the services she should be paid. I view this as a reason I like to repeat with certain girls who I know keep good hygiene. I once had a girl I was pretty regular with and she asked if we could just do head, as something was wrong with her system. I appreciated her honesty and accepted her offer. The next time I saw her she made sure to say everything was good down there now.

MM.

Wouldn't be shocked if some guy gets a std from any gal at any club and hires an attorney to try and sue the club. Be kind of embarrasing and highly likely not to win, but times are tough and its a sue happy world. LOL.

[DrCrisp]

The air quality is so bad out today, most people will be staying somewhere indoors! Hmmm. Might be a good day to day to head out to the clubs cause clubs have girls there!

I thought that last night but the Bogarts and H8 were both dead in terms of guys and girls there.

[JackOfClubs]

The air quality is so bad out today, most people will be staying somewhere indoors! Hmmm. Might be a good day to day to head out to the clubs cause clubs have girls there!

[HarryDude]

Hey guys, it's been a minute since I've hobbyed but just got a new debit card for my brokerage account. If certain requirements are met they have quite a nice fee policy.

No fee's to use any ATM. They will also reimburse ATM owner fee's. Why is this relevant?

Now if you want to stick around a bit longer at a club, need more cash and don't want to use cashapp or whatever the dancer has now I (you) can use the expensive ATM at the club and get the outrageous ($20 I think the few times I've used them) fee reimbursed.

From my quick AI question it confirmed strip club ATM's qualify. My specific broker will reimburse those fees if you have $50 k or more between all accounts under their brand. Or place 30 or more trades in a quarter. AI also stated most broker's have this feature so if you were on the fence it may be a really bad LOL choice but for once in blue moon when the little head is too convincing its nice.

[WinterKnight]

I was lucky enough to see Demonic today. Tried last week but she was tied up with regular. She remembered me and she came right over. She was a delight just sitting in the booth so I knew the VIP would be awesome. I had old man issues but it didn't matter. She was encouraging and awesome. Yes its hard to see her because she is popular but worth it if you get the chance. She is sexy af and has great personality. I hope to be added to her list.

MR,

Thank you for your positive review! I am glad you enjoyed Demonic's company, and I am gratified that my recommendation to see her was heeded. Your experience mirrors mine, esp. The "old man issues", but Demonic makes the VIP experience successful. There are none whose performance equals hers, IMHO.

And I'm sure she has added you to her list of most favored clients.

WK.

[Marelobo Mex]

I would have caved and done the same as you. I'm just trying to point out that if these girls can't do their job correctly including hygiene, maybe they should find another line of work or better yet the establishment that employs them should simply say it's time to move along to girls like that.

Gentlemen, I respect your point of view, but I just disagree with it.

Any time you go to the VIP there is some risk of things not working out, this risk is accepted by both parties when they go back.

A bargain was struck for certain services and as long as she was going to deliver the services she should be paid. I view this as a reason I like to repeat with certain girls who I know keep good hygiene. I once had a girl I was pretty regular with and she asked if we could just do head, as something was wrong with her system. I appreciated her honesty and accepted her offer. The next time I saw her she made sure to say everything was good down there now.

MM.

[Another Person]

Any help on Sophie at Bogarts would be appreciated. I'll be back next week and certainly have her on my radar. Anyone?

Thanks for all the replies. To me, all the open banter and shared experiences make this part of all the fun.

I'm currently at Bogie's. Sophia is here. She's not my cup of tea, but I'll try to get info for you.

[PickleJar]

So, after confirming with Selena that she would be at Henry's at 2 pm, off I went to find and insert myself into her.

When I first walked in, it was a few minutes after two and the club was very slow, with few customers and probably seven or eight dancers working. Among those present were Selena, Sunflower, and Dixie.

As I was walking toward a table by the DJ booth, I saw Sunflower and waved hello. She seemed almost surprised to see me, possibly because I'm rarely there on Saturdays. I didn't see Selena anywhere.

After sitting and scrolling through my phone for a bit, I texted Selena to let her know that I was there. It wasn't five minutes before she walked out of the back, came over, sat next to me, and said, "I'm here!

We briefly talked, and she asked if I wanted to go back before they called her up on stage. Of course I did. Off we went and found a booth that was nicely lit. She has a beautiful body, and I want to see as much of it as I can.

While we were getting ourselves situated, she told me a story about working the previous Saturday. She said that she was in the back, sucking dick with her eyes closed, and when she opened them, everything was dark. She remembered thinking, "What the fuck happened?

Well, it was the day of the power outage, and while Henry's stayed open for a while, no one was coming in, so they told everyone they could go home.

Later on, after thinking about it more, I realized that it was a pity I hadn't had her bent over in the back when the power went out. If I had, I could've put it up her ass and blamed DTE, all while retaining plausible deniability for my error. Timing is everything in life. The next time I see her, I'm hoping for another power outage.

In regard to our session in the back, there's not much to say that I haven't written in the past. Excellent head, and I love seeing her head down, ass up. She always gets me off.

So, Selena, I've decided that I need a picture of you bent over with your ass in the air so I can frame it and put it on my wall. You have my number, honey.

Not long after I sat back down, the guy at the circular table in front of me who'd been sitting with Dixie turned around and asked if I was Incognito, and I confirmed that I was. It was at that point that I met fellow board member and debauchery enthusiast PickleJar.

T was nice to finally meet him. PickleJar is a good guy, and for some reason, I thought he'd seen Selena before, but he said it was his first time.

PickleJar was actually the guy who'd been in the back with Selena when I'd first walked into the bar.

Dixie is a charm. Even though I've never been back with her because of a dealbreaker issue, she's as sweet as can be and always says hello. She was talking and laughing with us too.

The previous time that I'd seen Selena, we were talking about the forum and she asked me, "Who's that guy on there that says he keeps missing me?" At the time, I said, "PickleJar," and she said, "Yeah, PickleJar. ".

After PickleJar and I had made our formal introductions, Selena was on stage. I was so entertained by the fact that it was him that I went to the stage, tipped Selena, and said, "That's PickleJar. " Her eyes got kind of wide, and she said, "I just went back with him. ".

When I got back to the table, I told him that I'd told her who he was, and he said, "I heard. " Now, I was kind of amazed by this because I don't have a loud voice, the music was playing, and my head was turned away from him when I told her. Dude must have some bionic hearing, because after that, I was convinced that he could hear moths fart 30 feet away.

PickleJar confirmed that he enjoyed his experience with Selena. I've yet to hear anyone say that they haven't had a good time with her. We only talked for a little while after that because he had some plans that night, and I needed to get going as well.

Later that night, Selena texted me and said that it was nice that PickleJar and I had come to see her. I told her that he had a good time and that she had a new member of her fan club.

Believe it or not this isn't the first time I've been accused of having bionic hearing LOL. It used to piss my parents and exes off to no end but hey, I can't help hearing what I hear!

It was great to finally cross paths, man. You're a good dude! Another excellent review as per usual. Definitely recommend anyone that hasn't seen Selena to hop on the train as you will not be disappointed with her performance. It was well worth the wait. Until next time!

[JietMan]

JietMan. I agree with you guys. Under the circumstances I opted to pay and avoid the drama. Her changing position literally 15 times was a quick boner buster. When she pulled those panties aside it was the end but we'd been in the back for about 10 minutes when the stink bomb was ignited. I could have negotiated but again, cut the losses and move on. Just one of those experiences that we've all had. I settled.

Any help on Sophie at Bogarts would be appreciated. I'll be back next week and certainly have her on my radar. Anyone?

Thanks for all the replies. To me, all the open banter and shared experiences make this part of all the fun.

I would have caved and done the same as you. I'm just trying to point out that if these girls can't do their job correctly including hygiene, maybe they should find another line of work or better yet the establishment that employs them should simply say it's time to move along to girls like that.