Massage Parlor Reports

**Chiguyxxx** · 05-08-26 18:00

Originally Posted by Noname6321 [View Original Post]

I always take the water bottles but decline the candies. Easier to explain a small water bottle then the candy.

I never get offered candles. Ozone, Grand, West River, SXL, Perfect 10, etc etc and no damn candles for me. EVER.

**Noname6321** · 05-08-26 17:51

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

"Why do you always have these little bottles of water and Chinese candies in your car?

I always take the water bottles but decline the candies. Easier to explain a small water bottle then the candy.

**HappyGardener** · 05-08-26 16:00

"Why do you always have these little bottles of water and Chinese candies in your car?

**Boston2060** · 05-08-26 15:06

Where is your go to spot for a deep tissue massage now that princess Thai has closed. Looking for something in the city or close to it, but with a great massage.

**AyoHell** · 05-08-26 12:04

Originally Posted by BillStuart [View Original Post]

Looking to meet up with Karly again for some back door fun. I haven't seen her for a few years but thanks to you all I know she is at SXL and Tpro. Question: what is the total damage for her full service (BBBJ, covered FS, covered anal, cim, swallow)?

House fee?

Tip for the above?

Lmk and tia.

BS.

Should be three bills for all of the above not counting house fee. What is her schedule these days?

**Bill Stuart** · 05-08-26 11:11

Looking to meet up with Karly again for some back door fun. I haven't seen her for a few years but thanks to you all I know she is at SXL and Tpro. Question: what is the total damage for her full service (BBBJ, covered FS, covered anal, cim, swallow)?

House fee?

Tip for the above?

Lmk and tia.

BS.

**MilkyMoomoo** · 05-08-26 10:54

Hello brothers,

Any place / provider that provides a legit massage & Nuru? Thanks all.

**Ronacin** · 05-08-26 10:16

Originally Posted by Stevekim0986 [View Original Post]

This was a Thursday visit my girl Sunny was a hell of a good time. The massage itself was pretty good she's hot and nice real C cup titties and a good ass. Massage started with a neck rub down my back it took over at the ass. I raised my hips give her access to junior. She flips me over starts to make out with me she has super soft lips. No cover for the BJ nice and warm in her mouth. I was ready to go a couple of times and I know she got off mouth full of prejizz. She can go deep. I put the condom on she got on top and I pounded her from the bottom up. Nothing better than seeing big tiitties bounce. She leaned in so I could suck her titties. I wanted to see the back view so she got off the table put one leg up and I tapped her from behind and I exploded. Definitely coming back.

Is this place located at Illinois? Or VA?

I googled it and it looks like is VA?

**WalterBlack** · 05-07-26 18:10

Saw anney today, sorry to the monger in the previous post if I blocked your window LOL but had an interesting time with her today, amazing body if you're into curves. She's a small girl but toned like she works out. Pretty sure ass is man made, she's got killer hips and nice round ass on her. She seems very shy, maybe due to her English level, but there wasn't much convo, she was just humming a song to herself and kinda dancing the whole time with a smile on her face. Anyways, massage was fine then moved on to CBJ which was decent. She scooted her ass over to me as she knew that's what I was focused on. Moved on to reverse acg and embarrassingly I lasted maybe a couple of minutes LOL the view was amazing and the way her lips wrap around you is crazy. Might give her another try so I can do some real work to her. Regular hhr fee. No complaints except for myself.

**Ohhi773** · 05-07-26 13:11

Anney was busy so I went with Anna this time. For those that like the skinny petite look try her out. She's 90 lbs big A or small B cups. Permanently hard nips. Long ass black hair. Pretty girl.

I only did 30 minutes this time. Very affectionate to start things off hugging and LFK throughout. Straight into BBBJ and to my surprise she went in to 69. She's very sensitive. I"m not a big muncher but it was a nice view and she seemed to enjoy. Very very vocal throughout. BBBJ was just above average, no complaints here.

The into CG and I was surprised she took it all with no complaints. She's tiny so I was not expecting deep CG but she went all in. Switch to standing mish. Very tight. Very vocal. It's always funny when it's time to switch positions and they think you finished. NOPE. On to doggy which was tight asf. Finished in lazy mish with one leg up. Great finish no push back.

Overall good session. Like I said if you like skinny tiny 90 lbs type. You'll like her, easy to pick up. She's pretty but generally I like a little more meat on the bones.

So recommended but not a repeat for me only due to body type.

**Cheekscago** · 05-06-26 21:54

Originally Posted by Noname6321 [View Original Post]

Message clinic on Milwaukee is the one I go to close by to me, the girls you get are random and they usually rotate between 3-4 weeks. I've had some of the best girls there similar to Harmony since it is a KR one. I call them and straight up ask on the phone about the girl and they usually tell you who is worth it or not. Also, it depends on who picks up the phone they have 2-3 mama-sans. You just got to keep going until you get someone good. Sometimes good sometimes shit. I've been looking for a AMP where the girl is good looking and the price is good. Usually the KR ones hit that for me.

I agree with you, there are sometimes some great girls there. Olivia last month, Kelly a couple months before that. I tried to convince them to send me pics but they say they can't. I have to start asking them if it's worth it or not. The mamasan at Harmony will always tell me if there are any girls worth it for me knowing my preference so I guess just got to get closer to the ones at Massage Clinic cause it's not a great feeling just walking out LOL.

**Noname6321** · 05-06-26 21:00

Originally Posted by Cheekscago [View Original Post]

Finally got my account activated and want to thank everyone for their reviews, this is my month in review now that I can finally benefit the community LOL:

Ya Spa: I honestly don't like coming here because of the dump that it is but they do have some bangers once in a while (Salome is missed) but seen Valentina two weeks ago. Very curvy and natural. Good attitude. The nice thing is you can text them and they'll show you whose working with pics. They're fairly accurate.

New Massage Spa on 41** Montrose: Been open for two weeks from what I was told. I seen some reviews of a person by the name of YoYo there on ter and decided to go since it was close by my office. Unless I was baited and switched, though she said she was Yoyo, Yoyo was not worth the visit at least for me. Reviews said she had a nice ass. No ass in sight. Older provider who kept sending voice messages in Taiwanese while massaging. I was contemplating taking the L and just getting up. Would have been a great table shower prior if it was with a different provider.

Massage clinic, Miluakee: Big hit or miss but again so close to my office that I take the risk. Usually two girls working, I went in, didn't like either one of them and just said f it I'm a leave. Women at the front desk was not happy with me dipping but I'm good sometimes I rather just go back to work and not force it. Shoulda done that at the spa on top too.

The other spot I went to was Harmony in Norridge, and independent provider so I'll prolly throw that in that forum so it doesn't get messy.

Not the best month for me, hopefully some better reviews later.

Message clinic on Milwaukee is the one I go to close by to me, the girls you get are random and they usually rotate between 3-4 weeks. I've had some of the best girls there similar to Harmony since it is a KR one. I call them and straight up ask on the phone about the girl and they usually tell you who is worth it or not. Also, it depends on who picks up the phone they have 2-3 mama-sans. You just got to keep going until you get someone good. Sometimes good sometimes shit. I've been looking for a AMP where the girl is good looking and the price is good. Usually the KR ones hit that for me.

**Uruni4** · 05-06-26 20:17

27** and Western near diversey intersection. This spot was previously known as Moon Spa. Walked in and saw a 40 something flat provider absolutely no curves and her attitude was not warm at all so walked right back out, luckily she had no issue with that. Would not recommend.

**Noname6321** · 05-06-26 19:35

Originally Posted by Nova417 [View Original Post]

Never been to harmony but it was 100 for hour and then VIP was 230 and I had texted with them on Whatsapp and told them I wanted a table shower with BBJ and massage and all that and they came through. Shower was soapy and she glided on me front and back and then BBJ then back to the room for more BBJ and did a few positions and then bbjtcim. Its pricey but it was nice. Went back again and got a different girl but no table shower (my fault) but still got the VIP and did the same stuff. Girls were decent and the massage was alright.

When you say decent could you describe the girl, did you get to choose or was it random?

**Cheekscago** · 05-06-26 17:46

Finally got my account activated and want to thank everyone for their reviews, this is my month in review now that I can finally benefit the community LOL:

Ya Spa: I honestly don't like coming here because of the dump that it is but they do have some bangers once in a while (Salome is missed) but seen Valentina two weeks ago. Very curvy and natural. Good attitude. The nice thing is you can text them and they'll show you whose working with pics. They're fairly accurate.

New Massage Spa on 41** Montrose: Been open for two weeks from what I was told. I seen some reviews of a person by the name of YoYo there on ter and decided to go since it was close by my office. Unless I was baited and switched, though she said she was Yoyo, Yoyo was not worth the visit at least for me. Reviews said she had a nice ass. No ass in sight. Older provider who kept sending voice messages in Taiwanese while massaging. I was contemplating taking the L and just getting up. Would have been a great table shower prior if it was with a different provider.

Massage clinic, Miluakee: Big hit or miss but again so close to my office that I take the risk. Usually two girls working, I went in, didn't like either one of them and just said f it I'm a leave. Women at the front desk was not happy with me dipping but I'm good sometimes I rather just go back to work and not force it. Shoulda done that at the spa on top too.

The other spot I went to was Harmony in Norridge, and independent provider so I'll prolly throw that in that forum so it doesn't get messy.

Not the best month for me, hopefully some better reviews later.