Massage Parlor Reports

[PhodaCulture]

Coming up from Richmond this week and I'd like to stop on the way up there. Our situation here is untenable and I've always heard about how great things are up your way. A few names that aren't too far from the 95 approach is all I'm asking for. I can do research from there.

Budget is 200-300.

Thanks in advance.

RT one or oassis. Happy hunting.

[PhodaCulture]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

I'm from the Deep South and to say my area is a desert would be a disservice to deserts. AMPs that have L1 (the one or two we have) run about $$ or the hotel AMPs that are full of 50+ year old women. The independents are either strung out or they have serious GPS as they know they don't have competition. Thus me not having an account as there's no point in my area. To say I'm not interested in a pump and dump is saying it lightly. I've done it and I can save time and money by taking care of myself.

My problem is this place is a gold mine and I'm overwhelmed with my options. I'm frozen by indecision as I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:

I'm looking for GFE, MSOG (been a while and don't want to pop in five minutes) Greek (not a deal breaker but I'm interested in trying it) and basically someone who gets into it and is vocal. I don't care if they fake it the whole time. Just be a good enough of an actor that I can't tell. I don't DATY and I prefer protection at all times, so those aren't deal breakers to me like others.

So this forum is awesome with information and yes I have read and read and read and read. And now I'm paralyzed by indecision.

I'm not asking for a handout I'm asking if you were in my situation knowing the lay of the land what would you do?

I need advice from those who have experience and understand what I'm looking for. Basically if you were in my position what would you do?

Here's what I'm thinking right now:

FHOH. I know definition of pump and dump. But y'all have reviewed several providers really well. Plus a few reviews mentioned a line up of girls. This intrigues me as its something I've always wanted to do as all the AMPs I've visited has always been a roll of the dice. To pick a girl out of a line up sounds intriguing but the below girls get great reviews:

Alejandra.

Nelley.

Mia.

Sandra.

One spa: apparently Angela is great.

Wild kitty: apparently Anna is a lot of fun as the same post is on the forum like four times. She apparently also does Greek.

Latin Spa: Michelle looks great, but I'm afraid of not great service and no MSOG. But she looks great.

Agency: they are expensive and there's only like 40 of them. How the heck any of y'all have money left is crazy to me. Some of these women want more for an hour than my first mortgage cost me.

https://www.bestgf168.com/models/mila-ndats

That one seems awesome but no MSOG so it'd be a waste.

https://www.luckyclub123.com/models/...rg-69hrh-mamh7

Ava looks really really good. But again no MSOG.

Joyce seems like a favorite as well, though I'm not a fan of her pictures on her review site. The link to her add didn't work, so not 100% sure what she looks like.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/13323492.html

Minnie looks great and offers MSOG. So she won't look like that in real life or she will just lay there knowing my luck. If it's to good to be true it must be.

Also I've tried some Latina hotel AMPs, and to say why the women looked good. They just laid there. So why I'm attracted to the Latina women the service I've been given has been terrible.

I also like the Blondes.

So sorry for the long message but if you were in my situation what would you do?

Yes! One spa: apparently Angela is great. A bit rush.

No! Wild kitty // more like old stray cats.

DM for a gem GFE, MSOG but no greek. With 300; you def don't want to visit any of these "agencies"/ acs.

[RichBrave17]

Coming up from Richmond this week and I'd like to stop on the way up there. Our situation here is untenable and I've always heard about how great things are up your way. A few names that aren't too far from the 95 approach is all I'm asking for. I can do research from there.

Budget is 200-300.

Thanks in advance.

[Flipper69]

More on Fairfax County's Massage Establishments Code:

Section 28.2-3-8. - Massaging, touching, exposing erogenous areas prohibited.

(a) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to touch, with any part of his or her body or with any object, another person's clothed or unclothed erogenous area.

(b) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to fail to conceal his or her erogenous areas with a fully opaque covering while in the presence of others.

(c) It is unlawful for any person owning, operating or managing a massage establishment, including the permit holder, to knowingly cause or allow, in or about such massage establishment, any agent, employee or any other person under his control or supervision to perform any act prohibited by this section.

Erogenous Areas means the penis, scrotum, vulva, perineum, anus, areolae and / or the nipples.

Also, no person may administer a massage in a massage establishment unless such person is currently licensed as a massage therapist by the Virginia Board of Nursing.

I wouldn't be surprised to start seeing some of these establishments move to Eden. Its a safe haven for time being.

[RubLover21]

Part of the new Fairfax County Massage Establishments Code:

(e) Table showers or Vichy showers may not be located in a private room.

Eden is just inside of Fairfax County.

A lot of Alex postal addresses are in Fairfax County. But Eden is still unmitigated fun.

[Thays]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

I'm from the Deep South and to say my area is a desert would be a disservice to deserts. AMPs that have L1 (the one or two we have) run about $$ or the hotel AMPs that are full of 50+ year old women. The independents are either strung out or they have serious GPS as they know they don't have competition. Thus me not having an account as there's no point in my area. To say I'm not interested in a pump and dump is saying it lightly. I've done it and I can save time and money by taking care of myself.

My problem is this place is a gold mine and I'm overwhelmed with my options. I'm frozen by indecision as I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:
do?

If you're willing to drive like am hour I got you. And next time I go to Michigan I'll hit you up.

[CVilleCub]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:

I'm looking for GFE, MSOG (been a while and don't want to pop in five minutes) Greek (not a deal breaker but I'm interested in trying it) and basically someone who gets into it and is vocal. I don't care if they fake it the whole time. Just be a good enough of an actor that I can't tell. I don't DATY and I prefer protection at all times, so those aren't deal breakers to me like others.

First off, welcome.

There are many options in this area, but I will note, from my experience, the Latinas don't typically allow MSOG (atleast its not normally offered, and with 300 you'll probably be spending that on the standard entry + tip). Honestly most of the massage spots probably fall into this bucket.

Since you know specifically what you're looking for, I'd recommend taking a peek at the Thai Independent thread, or the Agency thread. Both have more clear direction around MSOG / Greek, etc.

I have some favorites in the Thai group. I don't usually see "Agency" girls cause the verification process is kind of annoying imo. Blonde is harder to find in these groups though. You can probably find actual escorts who will agree to either / or before you meet them so you know what to expect.

Sorry if this complicated your situation even more haha just sharing my 2 c.

[EagerHunter]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

I'm from the Deep South and to say my area is a desert would be a disservice to deserts. AMPs that have L1 (the one or two we have) run about $$ or the hotel AMPs that are full of 50+ year old women. The independents are either strung out or they have serious GPS as they know they don't have competition. Thus me not having an account as there's no point in my area. To say I'm not interested in a pump and dump is saying it lightly. I've done it and I can save time and money by taking care of myself.

My problem is this place is a gold mine and I'm overwhelmed with my options. I'm frozen by indecision as I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:

I'm looking for GFE, MSOG (been a while and don't want to pop in five minutes) Greek (not a deal breaker but I'm interested in trying it) and basically someone who gets into it and is vocal. I don't care if they fake it the whole time. Just be a good enough of an actor that I can't tell. I don't DATY and I prefer protection at all times, so those aren't deal breakers to me like others.

So this forum is awesome with information and yes I have read and read and read and read. And now I'm paralyzed by indecision.

I'm not asking for a handout I'm asking if you were in my situation knowing the lay of the land what would you do?

I need advice from those who have experience and understand what I'm looking for. Basically if you were in my position what would you do?

Here's what I'm thinking right now:

FHOH. I know definition of pump and dump. But y'all have reviewed several providers really well. Plus a few reviews mentioned a line up of girls. This intrigues me as its something I've always wanted to do as all the AMPs I've visited has always been a roll of the dice. To pick a girl out of a line up sounds intriguing but the below girls get great reviews:

Alejandra.

Nelley.

Mia.

Sandra.

One spa: apparently Angela is great.

Wild kitty: apparently Anna is a lot of fun as the same post is on the forum like four times. She apparently also does Greek.

Latin Spa: Michelle looks great, but I'm afraid of not great service and no MSOG. But she looks great.

Agency: they are expensive and there's only like 40 of them. How the heck any of y'all have money left is crazy to me. Some of these women want more for an hour than my first mortgage cost me.

https://www.bestgf168.com/models/mila-ndats

That one seems awesome but no MSOG so it'd be a waste.

https://www.luckyclub123.com/models/...rg-69hrh-mamh7

Ava looks really really good. But again no MSOG.

Joyce seems like a favorite as well, though I'm not a fan of her pictures on her review site. The link to her add didn't work, so not 100% sure what she looks like.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/13323492.html

Minnie looks great and offers MSOG. So she won't look like that in real life or she will just lay there knowing my luck. If it's to good to be true it must be.

Also I've tried some Latina hotel AMPs, and to say why the women looked good. They just laid there. So why I'm attracted to the Latina women the service I've been given has been terrible.

I also like the Blondes.

So sorry for the long message but if you were in my situation what would you do?

[Woody2024]

Part of the new Fairfax County Massage Establishments Code:

(e) Table showers or Vichy showers may not be located in a private room.

Eden is just inside of Fairfax County.

More on Fairfax County's Massage Establishments Code:

Section 28.2-3-8. - Massaging, touching, exposing erogenous areas prohibited.

(a) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to touch, with any part of his or her body or with any object, another person's clothed or unclothed erogenous area.

(b) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to fail to conceal his or her erogenous areas with a fully opaque covering while in the presence of others.

(c) It is unlawful for any person owning, operating or managing a massage establishment, including the permit holder, to knowingly cause or allow, in or about such massage establishment, any agent, employee or any other person under his control or supervision to perform any act prohibited by this section.

Erogenous Areas means the penis, scrotum, vulva, perineum, anus, areolae and / or the nipples.

Also, no person may administer a massage in a massage establishment unless such person is currently licensed as a massage therapist by the Virginia Board of Nursing.

If Eden complies with these provisions like it has with the massage table, there won't be much reason to go there.

[DarkKnight300]

Curious if anyone knows of any white L1 providers that seem semi-legit but offer that extra bit of love. Also taking reccs on the thickest / biggest Latina ass in the city. Ridiculous is acceptable. Senior members can PM. I have local insight on Michigan cities if anyone is ever up visiting.

[Mongeroose]

Speaking of curvy, does anyone know any curvy girls at FHOH. Saw Alejandra, but would love to visit someone thicker (in the waist, not the breast).

Gabby is thicker.

[Woody2024]

I completely agree on the table shower. I was there while they still had it. Not sure why they removed it.

Part of the new Fairfax County Massage Establishments Code:

(e) Table showers or Vichy showers may not be located in a private room.

Eden is just inside of Fairfax County.

[DoYouKnow]

Are you guys talking about Anna from the Wild Kitty Spa?

Wow really dude. Reading is fundamental. I already indicated it was 678.

[Innuendo]

Look like they swapped out Cherry.

Anyone know if Cherry is gone for good? She had talked about going back to Vietnam. Hopefully she is just on a break. She is very good too.

[Mross86]

She actually lost weight and still a spinner if there was ever one. You must don't know this Anna.

Are you guys talking about Anna from the Wild Kitty Spa?