Massage Parlor Reports

[Its That Guy]

Any recommendations off the blue / yellow metro lines? Coming up Saturday but I'll be taking the train from Springfield.

[YellowBeard22]

I went to Rt one the other day. Walked in and wanted to see Sky but she was busy, So I got Tina instead. Tina was pretty nice looking, nice top and very pleasant. Spinner mom body. Porridge belly but tight. Small round ass and nice thighs for an Asian. The TS was nice, she did a thorough cleaning, especially the boys, a little tease. Went back to the room, and a surprisingly fair massage but it went without oil. Asked her to use some oil and she did. It felt even better and I got relaxed. She got few kinks off my back. On the flip, she was a wild one, she just enjoying everything we did. Not sure if she was acting or if she was just in the mood that day. But definitely had an amazing time. Felt so tight in DS and I finished loading in that position. I would give her a one more try to see if I was just lucky this time or if she's just this good every time. When I was leaving, Tina told me I could try another girl and called out. Seven popped out of the room with a lively, infectious energy and her jiggling DD tits. No any further details at this time. I apologize.

I agree that she enjoys it. Gets so wet and close to a squirt. She enjoys all the positions. Those thighs were amazing for an Asian. Her back walking ia the best I've ever had. She is a very sweet girl too, and the cutest.

[DarkRai2]

IMHO, Fairfax County has never lacked the authority to crack down on massage parlors. Prohibitions on 'sexual touching' aren't anything new, even if more legalese is added to the existing code. Some rules (like table showers, etc.) may have some impact but I bet AMPs will continue to flout those rules unless & until they receive a code enforcement visit and are formally put on notice. The owners are savvy operators and know that, for almost any violation, the first County action is likely to be a warning....

...Safer to see independent.

Visited a reliable L1 place off of Braddock near the Safeway. I was not ushered to a room yet, but was shown the "red card" on SUN Therapy's door and was told the county shut them down this week or last. The "tech" explained all the changes, no table shower, front door remains UNLOCKED, massage rooms remain UNLOCKED, everyone has to have a state license, and more. The "tech" explained that the county was warning all the locations about the coming changes for the past year and to fall into compliance or else. Play it cool out there and be vigilant.

NOW for the STUPID MONGERS, you know who you are, stop calling and asking stupid questions, asking for pictures, asking if FS is available, yelling at the ladies, and more. During my visit, several mongers called and I could hear what you said as you were TOO LOUD. Be smart, not stupid. To the "tech's" credit, she played stupid and told you off.

My massage was good and she did better than before, left happy. Be wise and safe like JmSuttr suggests.

[VaPlay]

Hi everyone, long time reader, first time posting.

I have seen her a couple of times for the last year, and always got L1 and 2. Has anyone been able to FS with her? I haven't asked yet, so I am testing the waters. I normally don't feel comfortable with providers, but her is a completely different experience.

Been a few years since I saw her but after a couple visits if she's comfortable with you and you treat her with respect you can be rewarded with pretty much anything you want for additional of coarse.

[Rubman202]

My ATF (all-time favorite for the newbies) No Pain No Gain Candy is back in town and ready to see clients. One, I want everyone to know that the photos she posts are real and her bio is an accurate representation of her abilities. The massage is on the level of a sports therapist, so be careful if you're not ready for a truly hard massage. The space is very clean, and out of a lot of the AMPs, she's big on providing a safe and healthy environment.

On the flip, I've only done L1 and some L2, which is my preference, where roaming is encouraged and welcome. There are opportunities for two pops, and I say the more you see her, the better the menu and service get. Since going to her, I don't feel a need to visit any other AMPs in the area. Of course, there are some of you who need BB this and BB that, and I'm not interested. Everything is covered but expertly done. You can shower after you're done in her clean bathroom.

Big Boob fans, she's got a great natural pair and really is an exceptional provider. Treat her well, and get treated well back. YMMV as always, but a lot of that has to do with how much of a gentleman you are. She's always kind and giving to me..

Hi everyone, long time reader, first time posting.

I have seen her a couple of times for the last year, and always got L1 and 2. Has anyone been able to FS with her? I haven't asked yet, so I am testing the waters. I normally don't feel comfortable with providers, but her is a completely different experience.

[GreedyGash]

I went to Rt one the other day. Walked in and wanted to see Sky but she was busy, So I got Tina instead. Tina was pretty nice looking, nice top and very pleasant. Spinner mom body. Porridge belly but tight. Small round ass and nice thighs for an Asian. The TS was nice, she did a thorough cleaning, especially the boys, a little tease. Went back to the room, and a surprisingly fair massage but it went without oil. Asked her to use some oil and she did. It felt even better and I got relaxed. She got few kinks off my back. On the flip, she was a wild one, she just enjoying everything we did. Not sure if she was acting or if she was just in the mood that day. But definitely had an amazing time. Felt so tight in DS and I finished loading in that position. I would give her a one more try to see if I was just lucky this time or if she's just this good every time. When I was leaving, Tina told me I could try another girl and called out. Seven popped out of the room with a lively, infectious energy and her jiggling DD tits. No any further details at this time. I apologize.

[Ripley0404]

I'm looking for a solid massage with slow L1 and lots of teasing.

Lily at May Wellness or Susan at Best Therapy McClean?

I've never been to Best but it comes v highly reviewed.

[JmSuttr]

IMHO, Fairfax County has never lacked the authority to crack down on massage parlors. Prohibitions on 'sexual touching' aren't anything new, even if more legalese is added to the existing code. Some rules (like table showers, etc.) may have some impact but I bet AMPs will continue to flout those rules unless & until they receive a code enforcement visit and are formally put on notice. The owners are savvy operators and know that, for almost any violation, the first County action is likely to be a warning.

And the Achilles' Heel of any code has always been the resources (and will) available for enforcement. So, while it's certainly possible for the County to reallocate personnel for an enforcement push on AMPs and LMPs, those people will have to let their other duties slide. As always, when election time rolls around, it's not surprising to see an uptick in LE and code enforcement activity. Other than that, unless they hire a crapload of new people, I'd expect spotty enforcement.

That being said, it's always a good idea to plan your MP trips for times when LE and code enforcers are less likely to visit. Unless things have radically changed, scheduled code enforcement is a M-F, during business hours, endeavor. Same goes for most routine LE stuff. As you get into the early-to-late evening hours, you're getting into what is traditionally the busiest time for LE calls. Most Deputies and PD Officers are reluctant to get (voluntarily) bogged down with routine encounters because there's inevitably paperwork involved and they want to be available for juicier calls. Weekend days are a bit different, but code enforcement should still be mostly out of the picture, unless some specific action has been pre-planned. Again, it's still all about the resources available, and even more so since weekend work usually requires overtime, which generally requires mgmt approval. It's certainly possible that LE could make a random inspection, but a single LEO is constrained because, if he or she ends up detaining someone, they'll probably need to call for backup and transport, which takes resources away from other things. Since code enforcement is not a top priority for LE, I can't imagine that happening very often. If some LEO decided to go on a kind of MP crusade, I'd expect their watch commander to call them aside for a private chat.

As always, there are no guarantees. Always choose the massage room furthest away from the front door and keep your ears open and sharp. Always cooperate with LE but never volunteer information. It's not a crime to get a massage and no matter what the masseuse says (or what LE claims she said) stick to your story and don't let yourself be intimidated.

As someone who has been on an AMP table a few times during LE visits (without consequence), I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to any of you. I'll be watching the news closely to see if Fairfax County is seriously enforcing the revised code, or whether it will mostly be business as usual.

Stay safe and Happy Hunting!

P.S. It's always safer to see an independent than to visit an MP. But it's certainly more convenient to have a walk-in option.

[DonQuiote]

Yes! One spa: apparently Angela is great. A bit rush.

No! Wild kitty // more like old stray cats.

DM for a gem GFE, MSOG but no greek. With 300; you def don't want to visit any of these "agencies"/ acs.

For $$ I used to get MSOG from very hot Korean spinners at AsianGem often.

Sometimes I'd go to elitemodels. Es for hot Hispanic ladies and get MSOG for $$.

I haven't been in a while because of financial difficulties and don't have that to throw around now.

It's been a few years though, so maybe prices went up a bit, but for one time, I'd recommend #1) AsianGem.

[Kingalexander]

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/jennifer/

Jennifer is another great option, thick no rush pretty and smells amazing. She can take a pounding too.

[Kingalexander]

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ion-99408.html

Alma is definitely a good choice. She's beautiful, slim and pics are accurate, good personality and provides a great service. Same rates apply as normal Latinas in this area. But trust me YMMV and that menu opens up.

[RubLover21]

Erogenous Areas means the penis, scrotum, vulva, perineum, anus, areolae and / or the nipples.
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Ooh matron.

The people writing this stuff are preverts.

But time to be careful writing reviews for places in Fairfax Co.

[Mross86]

RT one or oassis. Happy hunting.

I second on Oasis. Good quality / value place.

[PhodaCulture]

Coming up from Richmond this week and I'd like to stop on the way up there. Our situation here is untenable and I've always heard about how great things are up your way. A few names that aren't too far from the 95 approach is all I'm asking for. I can do research from there.

Budget is 200-300.

Thanks in advance.

RT one or oassis. Happy hunting.

[PhodaCulture]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

I'm from the Deep South and to say my area is a desert would be a disservice to deserts. AMPs that have L1 (the one or two we have) run about $$ or the hotel AMPs that are full of 50+ year old women. The independents are either strung out or they have serious GPS as they know they don't have competition. Thus me not having an account as there's no point in my area. To say I'm not interested in a pump and dump is saying it lightly. I've done it and I can save time and money by taking care of myself.

My problem is this place is a gold mine and I'm overwhelmed with my options. I'm frozen by indecision as I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:

I'm looking for GFE, MSOG (been a while and don't want to pop in five minutes) Greek (not a deal breaker but I'm interested in trying it) and basically someone who gets into it and is vocal. I don't care if they fake it the whole time. Just be a good enough of an actor that I can't tell. I don't DATY and I prefer protection at all times, so those aren't deal breakers to me like others.

So this forum is awesome with information and yes I have read and read and read and read. And now I'm paralyzed by indecision.

I'm not asking for a handout I'm asking if you were in my situation knowing the lay of the land what would you do?

I need advice from those who have experience and understand what I'm looking for. Basically if you were in my position what would you do?

Here's what I'm thinking right now:

FHOH. I know definition of pump and dump. But y'all have reviewed several providers really well. Plus a few reviews mentioned a line up of girls. This intrigues me as its something I've always wanted to do as all the AMPs I've visited has always been a roll of the dice. To pick a girl out of a line up sounds intriguing but the below girls get great reviews:

Alejandra.

Nelley.

Mia.

Sandra.

One spa: apparently Angela is great.

Wild kitty: apparently Anna is a lot of fun as the same post is on the forum like four times. She apparently also does Greek.

Latin Spa: Michelle looks great, but I'm afraid of not great service and no MSOG. But she looks great.

Agency: they are expensive and there's only like 40 of them. How the heck any of y'all have money left is crazy to me. Some of these women want more for an hour than my first mortgage cost me.

https://www.bestgf168.com/models/mila-ndats

That one seems awesome but no MSOG so it'd be a waste.

https://www.luckyclub123.com/models/...rg-69hrh-mamh7

Ava looks really really good. But again no MSOG.

Joyce seems like a favorite as well, though I'm not a fan of her pictures on her review site. The link to her add didn't work, so not 100% sure what she looks like.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/13323492.html

Minnie looks great and offers MSOG. So she won't look like that in real life or she will just lay there knowing my luck. If it's to good to be true it must be.

Also I've tried some Latina hotel AMPs, and to say why the women looked good. They just laid there. So why I'm attracted to the Latina women the service I've been given has been terrible.

I also like the Blondes.

So sorry for the long message but if you were in my situation what would you do?

Yes! One spa: apparently Angela is great. A bit rush.

No! Wild kitty // more like old stray cats.

DM for a gem GFE, MSOG but no greek. With 300; you def don't want to visit any of these "agencies"/ acs.