Massage Parlor Reports

[EagerHunter]

So long time lurker and first time poster here. Yep I'm that scummy guy, not intentionally though.

Gentleman I'm seeking some advice and wisdom from my wiser colleagues.

I'm from the Deep South and to say my area is a desert would be a disservice to deserts. AMPs that have L1 (the one or two we have) run about $$ or the hotel AMPs that are full of 50+ year old women. The independents are either strung out or they have serious GPS as they know they don't have competition. Thus me not having an account as there's no point in my area. To say I'm not interested in a pump and dump is saying it lightly. I've done it and I can save time and money by taking care of myself.

My problem is this place is a gold mine and I'm overwhelmed with my options. I'm frozen by indecision as I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.

My situation is I've got 300 and only really one night in town:

I'm looking for GFE, MSOG (been a while and don't want to pop in five minutes) Greek (not a deal breaker but I'm interested in trying it) and basically someone who gets into it and is vocal. I don't care if they fake it the whole time. Just be a good enough of an actor that I can't tell. I don't DATY and I prefer protection at all times, so those aren't deal breakers to me like others.

So this forum is awesome with information and yes I have read and read and read and read. And now I'm paralyzed by indecision.

I'm not asking for a handout I'm asking if you were in my situation knowing the lay of the land what would you do?

I need advice from those who have experience and understand what I'm looking for. Basically if you were in my position what would you do?

Here's what I'm thinking right now:

FHOH. I know definition of pump and dump. But y'all have reviewed several providers really well. Plus a few reviews mentioned a line up of girls. This intrigues me as its something I've always wanted to do as all the AMPs I've visited has always been a roll of the dice. To pick a girl out of a line up sounds intriguing but the below girls get great reviews:

Alejandra.

Nelley.

Mia.

Sandra.

One spa: apparently Angela is great.

Wild kitty: apparently Anna is a lot of fun as the same post is on the forum like four times. She apparently also does Greek.

Latin Spa: Michelle looks great, but I'm afraid of not great service and no MSOG. But she looks great.

Agency: they are expensive and there's only like 40 of them. How the heck any of y'all have money left is crazy to me. Some of these women want more for an hour than my first mortgage cost me.

https://www.bestgf168.com/models/mila-ndats

That one seems awesome but no MSOG so it'd be a waste.

https://www.luckyclub123.com/models/...rg-69hrh-mamh7

Ava looks really really good. But again no MSOG.

Joyce seems like a favorite as well, though I'm not a fan of her pictures on her review site. The link to her add didn't work, so not 100% sure what she looks like.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/13323492.html

Minnie looks great and offers MSOG. So she won't look like that in real life or she will just lay there knowing my luck. If it's to good to be true it must be.

Also I've tried some Latina hotel AMPs, and to say why the women looked good. They just laid there. So why I'm attracted to the Latina women the service I've been given has been terrible.

I also like the Blondes.

So sorry for the long message but if you were in my situation what would you do?

[Woody2024]

Part of the new Fairfax County Massage Establishments Code:

(e) Table showers or Vichy showers may not be located in a private room.

Eden is just inside of Fairfax County.

More on Fairfax County's Massage Establishments Code:

Section 28.2-3-8. - Massaging, touching, exposing erogenous areas prohibited.

(a) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to touch, with any part of his or her body or with any object, another person's clothed or unclothed erogenous area.

(b) It is unlawful for any person, in a massage establishment, to fail to conceal his or her erogenous areas with a fully opaque covering while in the presence of others.

(c) It is unlawful for any person owning, operating or managing a massage establishment, including the permit holder, to knowingly cause or allow, in or about such massage establishment, any agent, employee or any other person under his control or supervision to perform any act prohibited by this section.

Erogenous Areas means the penis, scrotum, vulva, perineum, anus, areolae and / or the nipples.

Also, no person may administer a massage in a massage establishment unless such person is currently licensed as a massage therapist by the Virginia Board of Nursing.

If Eden complies with these provisions like it has with the massage table, there won't be much reason to go there.

[DarkKnight300]

Curious if anyone knows of any white L1 providers that seem semi-legit but offer that extra bit of love. Also taking reccs on the thickest / biggest Latina ass in the city. Ridiculous is acceptable. Senior members can PM. I have local insight on Michigan cities if anyone is ever up visiting.

[Mongeroose]

Speaking of curvy, does anyone know any curvy girls at FHOH. Saw Alejandra, but would love to visit someone thicker (in the waist, not the breast).

Gabby is thicker.

[Woody2024]

I completely agree on the table shower. I was there while they still had it. Not sure why they removed it.

Part of the new Fairfax County Massage Establishments Code:

(e) Table showers or Vichy showers may not be located in a private room.

Eden is just inside of Fairfax County.

[DoYouKnow]

Are you guys talking about Anna from the Wild Kitty Spa?

Wow really dude. Reading is fundamental. I already indicated it was 678.

[Innuendo]

Look like they swapped out Cherry.

Anyone know if Cherry is gone for good? She had talked about going back to Vietnam. Hopefully she is just on a break. She is very good too.

[Mross86]

She actually lost weight and still a spinner if there was ever one. You must don't know this Anna.

Are you guys talking about Anna from the Wild Kitty Spa?

[Trav]

I'm sure you all know who I'm talking about when I mention Anna in the same sentence as 678 or Ocean. Her return is scheduled for Friday after being IN NY for a time period.

Look like they swapped out Cherry.

[DoYouKnow]

She used to be a spinner, then the more meaty form most mongers here remember, and now resembles more like Patrick Star.

Someone please get her some GLP-1.

She actually lost weight and still a spinner if there was ever one. You must don't know this Anna.

[Mross86]

Dude, I'm from DC but damn you guys have some great local ass. Anna was my hookup at this place. Beautiful girl long hair light skin all natural melons. He just had a sexy look to her. She was in a mini skirt and a low-cut top showing off those beautiful melons. Place is pretty clean easy to find lots of parking and Anna offered parking in the back LOL.

Massage was better than I expected. Great firm hands and she hit all the spots. She was asking at teasing too. Nice ass massage leading to a great inner thigh rub or she would rub my balls with one hand and my groin with the other. Main event was about a 30 minute ride which is way more than I expected. Then she flipped me over for a covered BJ and then full on menu. Her tits feel fantastic all up in my face and her Kitty was tight as hell. She gets her natural juices going too then take long for her to feel like a slipping slide trenching all over my nutsack. Standing missionaries my position of choice I love when a girl wraps her legs around me and squeezes the juices out. So far I love this town. L.

Did you book her ahead of time or it was a walk in and you were lucky? Trying to repeat the steps myself as the description of her is fantastic.

[Youjizz1234]

I came upon this ad and when I saw the number I recognized it as the much talked about fhoh. Its very strange because they do not ever advertise pics of the ladies, just their spa and only on CL. I sent a quick text asking if she was available and got a yes reply but when I tried to book a time I got not available. Has anybody scored an appt yet with Sol and are the pics the real girl or a catfish? https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ulb-97977.html.

Speaking of curvy, does anyone know any curvy girls at FHOH. Saw Alejandra, but would love to visit someone thicker (in the waist, not the breast).

[Flipper69]

Love going to Eden in Alexandria. Most girls are on a short rotation 2-4 weeks however they usually have really hot kmilfs. Usually have a good time here, everything covered. Some will let you DATY as long as you want. Was sad when they got rid of the table shower. Getting hosed down while standing against the wall wasn't the same. Went recently and now MMS says they had to remove or ban the shower entirely.

I completely agree on the table shower. I was there while they still had it. Not sure why they removed it.

[Flipper69]

Picked Shasha because of her nice bottom! As she greeted me at the door, I was instantly captivated by her nice ass, and I could feel my jaw drop. She was playful and went LFK. Put the house fee on the table and got undressed. And she took me to the shower. She gave me a through cleaning. In the room, she gave me a solid massage, 4 out of 5. Then I asked her to put her naked body on my back. Her dress and my jaw both got dropped at the same time. What a beautiful body! She was actually hiding that smoking bod in her tight dress. She climbed up the table and then rested there for a bit caressing me. I could feel her getting moist and it'd left some wet trails on my back as she moved down to lick my body from neck to butt crack. On the flip she was playful and did a good job on head. Cover went on and she started working her magic. While doing RCG, I had to stop and admire her body, hands down one of the sexiest women I have come across. Finished up, cleaned up and chatted a little while getting dressed. Walking out, I started to understand why some guys fall for these girls. Her eye contact and smile and playfulness enhanced the experience.

Agree! I had her as well and will come back again.

[Flipper69]

The moment MMS told me Angela arrived at One Spa, I was gone. I found her looking ethereal in a simple summer dress, and when the door closed, the world outside ceased to exist. She pulled me into a deep, soulful kiss that spoke of a shared longing, her whisper of "I've been thinking about you" sealing our fate. She stood at 5'4', less than 100 lbs, long curly brown hair, light skin complexion, perky A cup, shaved kitty, impeccable petite body, pretty face.

Our undressing was a slow, deliberate unveiling. I laid her on the table, my mouth tracing a path of soft kisses from her lips down to her pebbled nipples, and finally to her swollen clit. I didn't rush, teasing her with a gentle, circling caress until a deep, throaty gasp signaled her beautiful, shuddering release. She moved with a liquid grace, flipping us into a 69 that was a flowing symphony of shared pleasure. "I need you inside me, now," she murmured, her voice thick with emotion. After she sheathed me, she sank down, and the feeling was a homecoming. We didn't just have sex; we flowed through positions in a seamless, intimate dance, her petite body moving with a hypnotic rhythm. When my release came, it was a deep, convulsing wave that started in my soul. We stayed tangled together, her body trembling against mine, utterly connected in a way that transcended the physical. Total damage: 70 + 200.

Amy is also back for a short stint. One Spa is now a happy place!

Thank you for the detailed report.