Massage Parlor Reports

**HugeDk** · 02-14-26 16:07

Originally Posted by Zeke01 [View Original Post]

Since the downriver Nuru last is gone, does anyone have a provider that does similar? Love the torturous, long edging, drawing out that release until I'm ready to scream. She was good at it, sorry to see her gone. Looking for any recommendations.

Both are older Korean, but still attractive and well put together. Both do good massage and do a long slow release. Both are solo providers so no confusion on who to ask for. I wouldn't say torturous or edging necessarily, but also take their time to make sure you are taken care of. Only other one I know of is Chelsea at Magic Touch in Lansing. She might be even better than downriver nuru was.

**Zeke01** · 02-14-26 13:44

Since the downriver Nuru last is gone, does anyone have a provider that does similar? Love the torturous, long edging, drawing out that release until I'm ready to scream. She was good at it, sorry to see her gone. Looking for any recommendations.

**Questar999** · 02-14-26 09:12

Originally Posted by DooMama7 [View Original Post]

Saw Ebony today for half an hour, massage was actually great, only issue was, she just did a HJ, when asked did she do anything else she said nope. She did have an appointment after me, not sure if it was a regular. Will try once more with Jessica / Jenny but if I get a mad experience with that, then I will just go to clubs only.

For Level 1 its hardly worth the effort to park at that place. I wouldn't go back either. For Jenny, Well, that's old hat. What's the story with Mia? Is she still there?

**DooMama7** · 02-13-26 22:56

Saw Ebony today for half an hour, massage was actually great, only issue was, she just did a HJ, when asked did she do anything else she said nope. She did have an appointment after me, not sure if it was a regular. Will try once more with Jessica / Jenny but if I get a mad experience with that, then I will just go to clubs only.

**HugeDk** · 02-13-26 16:04

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Clearly it is now time for us to switch over to pig latin.

Can resume reporting on massage providers. Interesting how much we get into code debate when it's not the topic at hand.

**HeeJunk** · 02-13-26 15:46

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

"It turned out that the 'dreams' described by these criminal masterminds were not dreams at all but were actual sexual encounters taking place while they were fully awake," said Dearbon, Michigan Police Chief Issa Shahin. "It took us years and a $6. 2 million federal cryptography grant to crack the diabolically clever codes they used to communicate about their heinous activities. ".

Clearly it is now time for us to switch over to pig latin.

**Sanctimonious6** · 02-13-26 13:06

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

We're waiting to see the Dateline NBC episode, about how the police had to gather local and state resources to crack it and solve the mystery.

"It turned out that the 'dreams' described by these criminal masterminds were not dreams at all but were actual sexual encounters taking place while they were fully awake," said Dearbon, Michigan Police Chief Issa Shahin. "It took us years and a $6. 2 million federal cryptography grant to crack the diabolically clever codes they used to communicate about their heinous activities. ".

**Incognito1234** · 02-13-26 12:16

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Ah, now I understand. It's all a secret code meant to fool cops. No wonder these woman look confused when I try to hand them 300 actual roses in exchange for intercourse.

We're waiting to see the Dateline NBC episode, about how the police had to gather local and state resources to crack it and solve the mystery.

**Sanctimonious6** · 02-13-26 09:06

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

Its a lame attempt at trying to be secretive or discreet at saying they got a hand job, blow job, or stuck their cock in a provider for full sex during a visit. Its not cute OR discreet and when undercover law enforcement reads these pages it will NOT fool them into thinking nothing is going on during an appointment. Same thing with $, $$, $$ and so on. $100.00, $200.00, $300.00.

Ah, now I understand. It's all a secret code meant to fool cops. No wonder these woman look confused when I try to hand them 300 actual roses in exchange for intercourse.

**RamButt** · 02-13-26 07:40

Originally Posted by HungMi8 [View Original Post]

Excuse my ignorance. What is IE and what is L2? I know what BBBJ is and she does not, in my experience, offer that.

Its a lame attempt at trying to be secretive or discreet at saying they got a hand job, blow job, or stuck their cock in a provider for full sex during a visit. Its not cute OR discreet and when undercover law enforcement reads these pages it will NOT fool them into thinking nothing is going on during an appointment. Same thing with $, $$, $$ and so on. $100.00, $200.00, $300.00.