Massage Parlor Reports

[Kjunwing]

Hailey is as good as advertised. She will treat you like you're the man of her life. She doesn't watch the clock and she will make sure you leave happy.

Lulu is just the most beautiful AMP the Shanghai best franchise has to offer.

Angela at q is a hot fuck doll that'll blow your socks off.

My 3 top girls this month. YMMV.

Out of towner here that decided to sample the local talent. I'm not sure what's with the Brisa and Gigi glazing but she is definitely not in her 20's. I'm almost sure she's not even in her 30's. However, to give the benefit of the doubt, I'll say she's mid to late 30's with a pretty average / homely face. I will say that it is natural and she didn't appear to be wearing makeup, I'm sure she could fool people into thinking she was much younger if she put the effort in. Another girl came in trying to sweet talk me into a double. I didn't catch her name but she with the plastic surgery and makeup she looked about the same age and attractiveness as Gigi, even though the plastic doll face isn't really my cup of tea. I think gigi was pretty burnt out when I saw her. Pretty standard service but low energy. Gave a massage after but she was pretty terrible at it, should just leave once you're done. It was so bad I almost thought I got b&s'd since she's had so many glowing reviews. But a lot of details lined up such as her appearance and past job as a teacher. I will say she has a killer body that is very tight, but I prefer a little more meat on the bone. If you can make it up to Burien, Lulu was much better for me, although first visit service was similar to Gigi's. I would actually believe lulu is younger though, maybe late 20's and repeat visit was much better. Caught a glimpse of Hailey who looked older than lulu but still attractive enough and would be a good time if the reports about her service are true and not as exaggerated as what I assume Gigi's is.

[A Non]

Out of towner here that decided to sample the local talent. I'm not sure what's with the Brisa and Gigi glazing but she is definitely not in her 20's. I'm almost sure she's not even in her 30's. However, to give the benefit of the doubt, I'll say she's mid to late 30's with a pretty average / homely face. I will say that it is natural and she didn't appear to be wearing makeup, I'm sure she could fool people into thinking she was much younger if she put the effort in. Another girl came in trying to sweet talk me into a double. I didn't catch her name but she with the plastic surgery and makeup she looked about the same age and attractiveness as Gigi, even though the plastic doll face isn't really my cup of tea. I think gigi was pretty burnt out when I saw her. Pretty standard service but low energy. Gave a massage after but she was pretty terrible at it, should just leave once you're done. It was so bad I almost thought I got b&s'd since she's had so many glowing reviews. But a lot of details lined up such as her appearance and past job as a teacher. I will say she has a killer body that is very tight, but I prefer a little more meat on the bone. If you can make it up to Burien, Lulu was much better for me, although first visit service was similar to Gigi's. I would actually believe lulu is younger though, maybe late 20's and repeat visit was much better. Caught a glimpse of Hailey who looked older than lulu but still attractive enough and would be a good time if the reports about her service are true and not as exaggerated as what I assume Gigi's is.

[KrDoggy-shill]

I think I saw her 5 times in one week when she first came to town, could not get enough. Back at Maple now, I understand.

She is not my typical physical type at all, but who cares? Close friends with Reya now up North at Lucky Star, a duo with those two would be a mind bender.

Disagree. Cici (the one at Maple) is crazy. Crazy hot! Her bodacious attributes are rivaled by her sexual energy and personality. Planning on revisiting that mirror action at Maple with Cici.

[KrDoggy-shill]

Any girl that works there will be capable. Hearing good things about Li Ya massage all the way up in Kirkland, but have not been there yet.

Also Summer will be back at Maple soon and she does it all. Chanel at JM as well, not quite as good as Summer at massage, but good. Spectacular extras from both.

Hello gents, took a break from mongering a bit. Wondering if any of you have any suggestions for a proper massage, I was in a minor car accident a few days ago and I'd actually like some knots worked out before I get worked out LOL.

I'm also still looking for a provider that would offer waxing or other services like a mani / pedi, probably a long shot.

I'll probably be paying a visit to Brisa soon regardless and will be back with a review shortly. Happy mongering, stay safe.

[RobertoRoboto1]

Hello gents, took a break from mongering a bit. Wondering if any of you have any suggestions for a proper massage, I was in a minor car accident a few days ago and I'd actually like some knots worked out before I get worked out LOL.

I'm also still looking for a provider that would offer waxing or other services like a mani / pedi, probably a long shot.

I'll probably be paying a visit to Brisa soon regardless and will be back with a review shortly. Happy mongering, stay safe.

[NiHaoShijie]

Another one that for whatever reason does not vibe well with me, but I'm getting quite comfortable with not having to win them all over.

Goddess body though, and a very intuitive. I think she is used to being the smartest person in the room.

Sorry Ash Ketchum, that she is one PokéMon. You aren't able to catch. Agreed that she is highly intelligent and observant.

[NiHaoShijie]

No. The Cici at M&M was "Crazy Cici. ".

The Cici going back to Maple is not crazy.

Disagree. Cici (the one at Maple) is crazy. Crazy hot! Her bodacious attributes are rivaled by her sexual energy and personality. Planning on revisiting that mirror action at Maple with Cici.

[NiHaoShijie]

Lala, Nana, and Angie! You clearly have excellent taste or you've been reading my diary?

All three are great. FYI Angie is in Portland this month and hottie Sophie has replaced her at 4 Seasons FedWay. I haven't met her yet tho.

Bonus points for referencing one of my favorite Ben Franklin letters.

Welcome.

Hah, both!

Thanks for the update on 4 Seasons. It's been a minute since I was last there. I know LuLu (solid 6.5 all around) is over there for the month as well.

[LeftForDawn]

Does the Tacoma have any signage or what it next to?

No sign that I remember, it's in a red building. It's sandwiched between an El Salvador food place and I think a hair place. It's on the corner of 82/ pac ave.

It almost looked like it was closed or just vacant but I think it had stickers or posters on the door.

[ScotchYoke]

Can you please PM that same intel?

The info he shared is spot on. I merely wanted to compare notes.

[BigFun87]

Door 11 became the joint by Tacoma boys. Used to be Li's massage, which I think was legit. Just before they moved door 11 had a very fake Botox / injection filled older lady. Filled lips, heavy Botox face, big fake MM, and bbl. She also was at the Tacoma boys location. Don't know if they brought in another girl yet. Door 11 also has 1 Lakewood location close to the towne center and a Tacoma location a bit south of the Les Schwab and Fred Meyer that closed down.

I went to all 3 one day and didn't see anyone great. A very dark skin Latina at the Tacoma one, an overly done bbl one at the Lakewood one, and the Botox auntie at the puyallup one. I hope they get better talent.

Does the Tacoma have any signage or what it next to?

[Kjunwing]

I made an appointment to see Feya for the second time. She said it was a slow day. We started off with some DFK and then she said massagee. I said okay. After the massage, she told me to flip over and gave me a nice and long BBBJ with DT / BLS.

Gigi is a 5'5 ish girl, beautiful straight hair, petite, skinny, HWP, cute little firm ass. MM C She's younger than Feya. I didn't ask but I'm sure she's in early 20's.

Overall rating (service, body, face, attitude) 8. 5/10.

Feya overall rating 9/10 5'4 blonde streak, beautiful with or without makeup, really nice smile, good kisser mixed of GFE / PSE. Mid to late 20's. She doesn't need a lot of lube. Such a good fuck.

Overall rating 9/10.

Gina came in and asked if I'd be willing to do 4 hands for an extra $. The girls took turn sucking me and asked me for DATY. About 10 minutes later, Gigi put the cover on and started riding me in CG and RCG. She said it was very comfortable and asked me to get on top and do mish. She wrapped her legs around me and asked me to fuck her. She was moaning loudly and Feya pointed her finger at her pussy and said she wants me to fuck her. She put on a new cover and we did standing mish and k9. I couldn't finish in the cover so I said to just CIM. It was so hot, the girls took turn giving me BBBJ. One was sucking me and the other was doing BLS. They didn't swallow but I made sure I came in both of their mouth.

Gigi left the room because customers started showing up. Feya wiped me down with a hot towel and helped me clean up. I had about 10 minutes left so we just DFK until time was up.

It was a action-pact 4 hand session. They gave me the thumbs up and said we need to do this again. I was very happy with this session.

[Shaggy13]

Anyone got stats or info on current nb line up? All I know is names. Texted and got told yoyo / Mika / lucky / Alice.

I've had yoyo before she is cute, spinner maybe 27 and 5'4 ish and maybe 110-120 lbs A cup. The last time I went when it was Diana and Bella I'd say yoyo to me was most attractive. Diana did not have the ass I thought she would, Bella had a beautiful face but flat for all other features.

I like spinners but looking to see if they have someone a bit thicker.

Just to add some as well. Stopped at yuan massage in Edgewood tall slim girl opened up in a top and skirt where cheeks almost show. Maybe B cup. I'd say she is tall and slender maybe 5'7 but I think she had some thick sandals on. Maybe early 30's.

Also went to what's called flower massage on RM almost across the street. I've stopped here before in the past but it's never had anyone great. Current girl was very top heavy and had a beautiful face. Not much of an ass and when I said that's what I liked she said China girls don't have big ones. She seemed maybe 23-25 young cute face.

I haven't been there since New Year's but Wendy is a just a little more than spinner but not thick by any means. KiKi is there as well now and is a spinner. Reminds me of asian version of Leeloo from 5th element movie.

[LeftForDawn]

Yes, I do believe door 11 is closed.

Chic Fil Le, one older lady, said she had a Bush and her large boobs were popping out of her blouse, at least one was. Her face wasn't clear, old acne. Not horrible but. Not young.

Place by jimmy John's on east of meridian. Older, taller, not attractive.

Joint by Tacoma boys, sent a nice Latina picture but not readily available and they generally only allow 1/2 hr at the standard 2 donation.

That's why this tread speaks so much about specific spots IMO.

Door 11 became the joint by Tacoma boys. Used to be Li's massage, which I think was legit. Just before they moved door 11 had a very fake Botox / injection filled older lady. Filled lips, heavy Botox face, big fake MM, and bbl. She also was at the Tacoma boys location. Don't know if they brought in another girl yet. Door 11 also has 1 Lakewood location close to the towne center and a Tacoma location a bit south of the Les Schwab and Fred Meyer that closed down.

I went to all 3 one day and didn't see anyone great. A very dark skin Latina at the Tacoma one, an overly done bbl one at the Lakewood one, and the Botox auntie at the puyallup one. I hope they get better talent.

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

I see what all the hype about Hailey at Blue Jade is all about. She is the best bang for your buck I've seen so far. Got the full hour and then some. Constant DFK throughout BBBJ in multiple positions, tuma, cfs, and post after Carr. It's hard for me to decide any other girl this month.

We appreciate your review of Hailey, but Blue Jade is in Burien / Seattle and not Tacoma / Fed Way / South end. This page gets inundated with repeat reviews for shops not in the area so we want to clear the airwaves for localized reviews.