Massage Parlor Reports

**Hobby4500** · 01-30-26 15:21

Originally Posted by MakingItHappen [View Original Post]

I went to Relax 2 weeks ago. 1st time texted Ewa and she texted back. She said "My Aunt is in town so only oral treatment" LOL. I'm like ok see you soon! Get there and was greeted by Ewa. Usual Bbjcim. This time she made me get on all fours and "Tounge punched my fart box" like it was the end of the world!! Jesus for about 15 minutes! Then got up and asked for her to get on her knees. She promptly took Junior in her mouth and went to town. What enthusiasm! She picked the balls and shaft and took over from there. Finally exploded and she spit it out in a kleenex. LOL. The strange part is I paid the house fee and thought I left her $100 for the BBBJ. I didn't realize that another $100 dollar bill was stuck to the other. I didn't know this until I stopped at the bar afterwards. I texted her back and asked her if I accidentally gave her an extra $100. She said yes ans apologized. She said you come back and I will give you the $100! I'm like thank you and see you next week. So I went back to Relax this week. I will post another review about my recent visit w Kiki!

Thanks for the great report. Which relax spa? Ogden in Naperville, Or Relax in Aurora. BTW, has anyone been to Spa88 on Butterfield, you Spa on 59, or Massage spa Harbor on 38.

I generally go to MT Spa in Mt. Prospect or Sunny though it is a bit of a ride. Looking for better options out this way.

**MakingItHappen** · 01-30-26 12:31

So continuing w my previous post. I texted Ewa and tell her I'm on my way. She asked if I wanted to try new girl. Name was Bobo. I said sure. Get there and was greeted by KiKi. No sign of Bobo. Kiki takes me to her room. I tell her Ewa owes me $100. LOL. Ewa hears me and gives Kiki my $100. So I leave $160 on the table and paid the house fee. Kiki cones in and sticks her tongue down my throat! Hot as hell! She straps and reveals a great body. Nice c cups and shaved pussy. She hops on table and spreads that beautiful pussy for DATY! Do that for 15 minutes and she says "You got good mouth" LOL. So we hop on table in 69 and I continue DATY and DATO. She is slurping on Junior like it was her last meal! Almost blew there after 10 minutes I say "I want your beautiful pussy" On goes the cover and started in Missionary and switched to Doggy. Amazing view as I was FIA while pounding away! Blew in the bag and kissed afterwards! So Ewa has a hairy pussy where Kiki is shaved. I enjoyed Kiki more as she seems more kinky than Ewa. To each his own! Always have had fun here. On the way out I was introduced to Bobo. Cute and young looking. Big bits and short and a little thick! I liked her look. I will try her next time and report back! Have fun and be safe put there!

**MakingItHappen** · 01-30-26 11:34

I went to Relax 2 weeks ago. 1st time texted Ewa and she texted back. She said "My Aunt is in town so only oral treatment" LOL. I'm like ok see you soon! Get there and was greeted by Ewa. Usual Bbjcim. This time she made me get on all fours and "Tounge punched my fart box" like it was the end of the world!! Jesus for about 15 minutes! Then got up and asked for her to get on her knees. She promptly took Junior in her mouth and went to town. What enthusiasm! She picked the balls and shaft and took over from there. Finally exploded and she spit it out in a kleenex. LOL. The strange part is I paid the house fee and thought I left her $100 for the BBBJ. I didn't realize that another $100 dollar bill was stuck to the other. I didn't know this until I stopped at the bar afterwards. I texted her back and asked her if I accidentally gave her an extra $100. She said yes ans apologized. She said you come back and I will give you the $100! I'm like thank you and see you next week. So I went back to Relax this week. I will post another review about my recent visit w Kiki!

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 01-29-26 11:14

Originally Posted by RadioWave [View Original Post]

Lane's is solid. Walk in. Go up some stairs before getting into a lobby. Parking available. Everything covered. If you're closer to downtown the Chicago forums will have other options as well.

I've also been to relax and it was cool. Try someone but lucky if looking for FS. They also offer BBBJ here vs lanes.

Agree two of my favorite places although the talent at Lanes for me the last couple of times was meh. I like petite with bolt-ons Koreans and the ones I saw were thick girls which I have Spanish girls for that. Relax all the girls know how to give a good BBBJ last time got the switcharoo looking for Keke but it was a thicker asian who gave an excellent BBBJ then rode me doing the work and blew hard and After wanted to give me her number.

**RadioWave** · 01-28-26 17:39

Originally Posted by BlueBall21 [View Original Post]

What's the local talent like these days? Where's the best place to go? Been reading and have seen a lot of reports about relax, lanes, marigold, etc.

I'm not local but will be in the area this week and would love to stop and check one of them out. Give me your recommendations!

Lane's is solid. Walk in. Go up some stairs before getting into a lobby. Parking available. Everything covered. If you're closer to downtown the Chicago forums will have other options as well.

I've also been to relax and it was cool. Try someone but lucky if looking for FS. They also offer BBBJ here vs lanes.

**BlueBall21** · 01-27-26 14:36

What's the local talent like these days? Where's the best place to go? Been reading and have seen a lot of reports about relax, lanes, marigold, etc.

I'm not local but will be in the area this week and would love to stop and check one of them out. Give me your recommendations!

**RadioWave** · 01-20-26 11:36

Popped into Lanes in Friday afternoon and got Yuri. She and 2 other girls just started Friday, unfortunately didn't get to see the other girls as they got busy when I was done.

Standard 1 hr house / tip, table shower, sauna, alright massage. On flip, tipped and surprisingly she had me flip back and my god did things get going. She started the fun massage and it had me gasping. Light touches all over, tongue all over, light rimming? Flipped back up and my balls were in her mouth as she kept working up to CBJ. Hopped on CG and RCG and I swear she was about to eff my dick off. Went to K9 and the view was immaculate, and blew in the bag. Over-all good time and I wouldn't be unhappy if I got her again.

Yuri was easy on the eyes, 6/7 out of 10 Face, Man made C's, 5'4"ish. Slim / fit body, no belly / baby dmg from what I can recall. Probably mid / upper 30's, gave MILF / Aunti vibes. Decent ass considering a lot of times there's nothing. Ofc take it with a grain of salt, everyone's standards are different and I try to be as accurate as possible.

GLHF.

**TallNwGuy** · 01-16-26 21:08

Just driving down butterfield rd and caught a glimpse of crystal spa next to 7 11, anyone been there recently? They opened with great talent, haven't been in a long time. Anyone else?

Be safe!

**MikeJones333** · 01-16-26 17:28

Originally Posted by HobbyKnobby [View Original Post]

Last time in there I saw lisa. Cute little spinner with a nice rack and excellent service. I really do miss Lucy, from a few years ago. She knew how to take care of me. Any spinners there now? Sounds like the service is up to par.

Have not been there in forever, last time I was there had a girl who was on the chunkier side but a great personality and great BJ skills. Saw her a few times and then she vanished and never saw her again, great rack and great BJ, a few extra lbs but her skills and personality more than made up for it. For the life of me I can't remember her name but I'm sure someone here might know who I am talking about, its been at least 2 years.

**GunnerMagnum** · 01-15-26 10:59

I had a an older lady, 40's at least, MILF looking, nice rack, short skirt, attractive face, no English but very pleasant personality. I just took L1 but she offered all levels.

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

What is the talent like at marigold these days. Been a while since I've been there, a reliable alternative.

Be safe.

**Hobby Knobby** · 01-13-26 16:57

Last time in there I saw lisa. Cute little spinner with a nice rack and excellent service. I really do miss Lucy, from a few years ago. She knew how to take care of me. Any spinners there now? Sounds like the service is up to par.

**Mikejpfil** · 01-13-26 12:57

Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]

Had never heard of Marigold. This across from car dealer just west of Finley? Always willing to try "new-to-me" place if some of why'all update on current talent.

Yes. You are correct. Right next to the Sushi place; Kizuna (I think).

**BassMan1989** · 01-13-26 12:44

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

What is the talent like at marigold these days. Been a while since I've been there, a reliable alternative.

Be safe.

Had never heard of Marigold. This across from car dealer just west of Finley? Always willing to try "new-to-me" place if some of why'all update on current talent.

**CakeLover13** · 01-13-26 08:32

It wasnt me, wasnt there, even if I was the girl would need a midgets mouth, hung like a field mouse here. Always cracks me up hearing a girl say wow,. , you're so big. Yeah right.

Originally Posted by GunnerMagnum [View Original Post]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

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**TallNwGuy** · 01-12-26 12:42

Originally Posted by GunnerMagnum [View Original Post]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

What is the talent like at marigold these days. Been a while since I've been there, a reliable alternative.

Be safe.