Massage Parlor Reports

[TallNwGuy]

Yes, I was there over the weekend, two ladies younger and old. I had the younger one, very cute, on the flip she was squeezing the sausage thru the towel but nothing more. The massage was typical medium / no pressure, LOL. The other lady was a no go in looks but friendly personality on the way out. Its 70 for an hour "swedish" style.

Disappointing.

[GunnerMagnum]

Yes, I was there over the weekend, two ladies younger and old. I had the younger one, very cute, on the flip she was squeezing the sausage thru the towel but nothing more. The massage was typical medium / no pressure, LOL. The other lady was a no go in looks but friendly personality on the way out. Its 70 for an hour "swedish" style.

Anyone have any experience at this place? About a block west of relax. Stopped in, looked promising but couldn't stay. Might swing by on fri. Anybody been there?

Stay safe all.

[MikeJones333]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

Wasn't me but OMG even I feel bad for the girl just reading this LOL.

[TallNwGuy]

Anyone have any experience at this place? About a block west of relax. Stopped in, looked promising but couldn't stay. Might swing by on fri. Anybody been there?

Stay safe all.

[GunnerMagnum]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

[GunnerMagnum]

IMO you don't need that, after connie and crew left around 2015 it went to shite, never been the same.

As said in last post. I had a recent, exceptional time with Ewa, but had wanted KiKi. Perhaps next time if I can't get KiKi (like I had asked for) I'll walk and drive the 5 minutes over to Ivy. Just wish someone here had recent intel as to talent lineup and experience there. It's been a few years since I've been there.

In the other hand. If Ewa remembers me and that she kinda shorted me on time, and promised to make it up to me. I could be convinced to stay at relax 😂.

[DarthBane666]

What's up to all my fellow mongers. Curious haven't seen anything on Cove lately. Was going pretty regularly about once a week, but switched up to regular providers when I wasn't digging the roster change. Just a little tentative with all the stuff going on in general. I will say this when I was a regular I would call ahead and go in the back door which is a completely isolated alley behind the whole strip which has a 10 ft fence end to end. If anyone is going semi-regular what I did was when the masseuse handed me off to the Older lady that brings you to the room was have the girl tell the Grandma when leaving you'll call ahead like 10 minutes and knock on the back door. I shot the shot cause I lived right behind it few months ago and they we're super down for it for obvious reasons. Literally came and went that way the last 5 visits. Ultimately looking for any recent intel before even going the normal way in case the whole crew is rotated.

Thanks.

[BassMan1989]

As said in last post. I had a recent, exceptional time with Ewa, but had wanted KiKi. Perhaps next time if I can't get KiKi (like I had asked for) I'll walk and drive the 5 minutes over to Ivy. Just wish someone here had recent intel as to talent lineup and experience there. It's been a few years since I've been there.

In the other hand. If Ewa remembers me and that she kinda shorted me on time, and promised to make it up to me. I could be convinced to stay at relax 😂.

[MikeJones333]

Wanted to add my recent dream as well. I've a regular of Relax for quite some years but my last visit for the worst. I usually see Ewa but she wasn't excited to see me this time. I opted for Apple since she in the new exciting talent but my dream was very lackluster. No effort in the service at all. I did get a tableshower where they usually do BBBJ previews and are quite flirty in nature but this time it was a dead fish performance and completely transactional.

Thanks. Haven't been to relax in a while but sounds like it's not the same service it was a couple years ago which is a bummer. Next time I'm in the area I'll try to stop by I usually went with Ewa and Kiki.

[ScottWeir]

Wanted to add my recent dream as well. I've a regular of Relax for quite some years but my last visit for the worst. I usually see Ewa but she wasn't excited to see me this time. I opted for Apple since she in the new exciting talent but my dream was very lackluster. No effort in the service at all. I did get a tableshower where they usually do BBBJ previews and are quite flirty in nature but this time it was a dead fish performance and completely transactional.

[MStanfield]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.

She purely did not want to give you a table shower I felt. They do need new talent. Ewa is not as enthusiastic as before; and Vivi had left. Only Kiki and lucky are still great but Lucky often rejects L3.

[WilSpanz]

Talk of Ivy reminded me of a recent visit to Lane. Got Momo. Not sure if the same Momo of Ivy fame since I have never been to Ivy. Momo was easy on the eyes, short dress, breasts spilling out, anklet in one leg, but had too many rules with me. As they say YMMV. Unlikely to repeat with her.

[StraightEdge27]

Relax has some talent but Ivy is always super solid in my opinion. Haven't been in a while but would be curious what current lineup is if anyone knows?

I used to go to Ivy before I heard of Relax. Maybe in a month or 2 I'll go back to Ivy and see what's new.

[MikeJones333]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.

Relax has some talent but Ivy is always super solid in my opinion. Haven't been in a while but would be curious what current lineup is if anyone knows?

[StraightEdge27]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.