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01-13-26 15:31 #55101Senior Member

Posts: 882I-4 ain't gonna take you to East Orlando, without the 417 Google map '5 star' if you're in East Orlando it's the best one. Maybe 95 to hwy 50??? orchid is kind of mid town...I-4 can be a pain in the ass.
Originally Posted by YbScottyB
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01-13-26 15:23 #55100Senior Member

Posts: 95Back on tour
Read tons of post but I have not been to Orlando in about a year so I am not familiar with all the new places. I plan on making the drive down from jax 95 to i4 and would like to hit maybe 2 spots that are maybe closer to the east side of orlando. I could use some suggestions on which would be good to hit in the next week?
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01-13-26 15:03 #55099Senior Member

Posts: 882I've got nothing concrete on the if when full-time part-time but somebody will jump in.
Originally Posted by VictorXtra1
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What caught my eye was your accurate assessment, so true. It's just part of the business and professional shills come with it. It reminded me of the shock I've felt over the years when God forbid something bad happens and I look into whatever jurisdiction website and see their actual names and ages with the pictures, it's flabbergasting! almost unbelievable the age of some of the girls I've been with! in some cases whatever I thought you have to almost double it! Definitely some risk involved with this hobby.
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01-13-26 12:23 #55098Senior Member

Posts: 165Massage Humor
A guy enters a fancy massage parlor. The madam greets him and says it will be $350.
He says "OK" and she assembles a line-up.
He chooses a girl, who takes him upstairs and points toward a door.
"Get ready," she says. "I'll be right there. ".
As she enters the room, he's spanking his monkey like there's no tomorrow.
"Hey!" she says. "Stop that! What the heck are you doing?
"For $350," he says, "you ain't getting the easy one!
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01-13-26 10:58 #55097Senior Member

Posts: 378It seems more like someone was trying to mark his territory. I was just making a small joke. I don't particularly care about maintaining an online personality here. I've been pretty consistent about saying that I find a lot of the posting to be self serving and ego inflating. I've also said that reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt and trying to compare experiences written online would be only setting yourself up for disappointment.
Originally Posted by MarkGew
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The girls clearly talk about mongers to the people they are close with. I'm just a customer that has become close to some of these girls by being a long time customer and someone they want to spend time with. It's not like I used to date these girls in the past. In the end I'm just a customer like anyone else.
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01-13-26 10:14 #55096Senior Member

Posts: 882Funny shit🤣
The spas(girls) share information but it ain't here. This is/was gossiping, just some locker room inflating the ego and self-esteem exercises.
Originally Posted by WhyTry
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01-13-26 07:51 #55095Regular Member

Posts: 78Is Mina truly at Orchid this month!?
I was at Orchid the other day and I asked if Mina was available!? As mentioned by a previous poster that she was there now for the month of January.
I was told by a therapist at the door that "she won't be here for another week" that I should try "in one week" if I wanted to see her?
I saw her last a couple of years ago, I doubt she'd remember me? She is attractive but if you look closely under all that makeup you can surmise she is in her late 30's or early 40's, nothing wrong with that! She has a nice slender body it's just that some past reviewers try to project her as some twenty something college co-ed type of woman! I just wish some of the reviewers weren't so bombastic! About her! She is easy on the eyes and pretty but she's not as young as often portrayed by some reviewers.
I don't live close by Orchid at all! So I wanted to be sure and ask if anyone seen Mina during January at Orchid? Because I'm being told that she won't be in until the third week of January!?
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01-13-26 02:01 #55094Senior Member

Posts: 403Jojo M&why (orchid) spa
Dropping a note here that one of my atfs is working on M&Y (orchid)spa goes by jojo. Had a great time when she was in the Seattle area, she has big c cup for motor boating and a rlly nice ass. Was told she works out to make that asset in shape LOL. OMG that asset is nice, perky and bubbly. If you see her body you can't resist the animal instinct to tap that in all possible positions and get her beg for more. If you bring a spare tight you might get to try cloth kink with her, rip open her yoga pant and pound her hard, then blast all over her asset. Treat her well, folks.
Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!
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01-12-26 23:14 #55093Senior Member

Posts: 254I look forward to getting my review
This subject is of interest. I will be visiting the talent you reviewed, some again, because I know they have been awesome. The women could possibly add some things in their reviews of us, or not. But I say why try to control these garden tools. You state your truth, and I hope others can see that as me and others here seem to.
Originally Posted by HappyXxx
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01-12-26 22:14 #55092Senior Member

Posts: 882Yeah man I liked Emma, we didn't talk much but maybe a little thai in her?? She had a mix of asian/native american in her looks almost. I can't remember how much but I got BBBJ cim and she was awesome!
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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01-12-26 22:05 #55091Senior Member

Posts: 882I can't remember the weather but maybe I got in there after a lot of rain and they got a leaking roof?? But I remember in the room the corners of the ceiling tiles were literally hanging down and the smell was bad, and then the high price negotiating almost immediately, just a turn-off for me, and 60 bucks ain't worth me getting upset, takes a lot more than that. And I still tip a waitress, even if she accidentally knocks over my drink🤣
Originally Posted by BooBoo24
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01-12-26 21:58 #55090Senior Member

Posts: 364Nice man, appreciate it! I have done some research here and saw those spas, but for some reason I haven't been inclined to sample. Except that one afternoon at Creek which was sort of on a whim. I will say that the two girls I saw working that day were young and hot and spoke perfect English, but not sure on the menu of services.
Originally Posted by MarkGew
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Funny you mentioned Emma, I read some reviews and she had me intrigued. But figured she was long gone.
Peace!
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01-12-26 21:45 #55089Senior Member

Posts: 364Re: Magic
This spot has a model where the girls all have their own room, I've seen this in Chicago. So the room is as kempt as the individual provider wants to keep it. I've never noticed any smells or anything, quite the opposite, one girl had a bunch of lotions and soaps on a bunch of shelves...very clean room, too.
Originally Posted by MarkGew
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That said, I've had hit / miss experiences here, Magic is open late so I used to visit when Spring was jammed up at night. I've had some great times in there, but I've also walked a bunch. And you're correct about the increase in rates, they wanted at least $$ .8 last time I went and they were a little nasty about it. Time before that, the guy who walked in 15 seconds after me got precedent...I left and I haven't been back since.
I don't think their fake reviews on RM are shills, I think it's the owner and/or manager. But yes, they are terrible. If they put the effort into good service rather than fake reviews, perhaps they'd be doing well!?!
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01-12-26 20:36 #55088Senior Member

Posts: 882I didn't forget, this post will kill two birds with one stone I already went back for my first repeat with gem she's one of the rare asians that honor an appointment and I didn't make one. her coworker looked okay but twice her age 40's trying to look twenties, I politely passed and headed over to orchid after reading about jojo and bobo,but too crowded for me.
Originally Posted by HappyXxx
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This is for the three guys hanging outside, Not too smart!, You're not helping!
I know it's a free country, tell me fuck you, I don't care. But I'm glad that place reopened and it rocks, hoping it stays open. I just don't get drawing unnecessary attention to the establishment??
Went back to gem, she rocks too! 'but' she doesn't want reviews and I'm going to respect her by obliging.
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01-12-26 18:37 #55087Shill account ignore all posts

Posts: 36BBFS is on the upgrade menu with Abby at Orchid (on oakridge)
Yes, I can confirm BBFS is on the upgrade menu with Abby at Orchid. Not sure about Greek, you'd have to stop by Orchid and ask her in person, but BBFS was offered to me.
Originally Posted by Ruigi79
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Also she is most definitely the #1 TUMA (tongue up your ass) provider in Orlando, if you're into getting your butthole licked by a petite Chinese goddess with a magic tongue.
See my review below:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7499021#post7499021
and Rowdyreptile's review below:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7497862#post7497862









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