Massage Parlor Reports

[Ampking69]

I just found this.

https://www.allureasylum.com/

Has anyone TOFTT yet?

The website looks too explicit and the girls look TGTBT.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Ballard looks like they got a new spot on 15th Oasis tucked away.

Hadn't heard of Oasis, looks like it's between 75th and 77th on 15th in Ballard, so about a block away from Smiling Art. Front door looks recessed from the next door buildings, so possibly a bit discrete even though it's on a major road. I don't subscribe to RM, but the RM advanced search claims the providers are in their twenties and BBBJ and CFS are on the menu. Which (if true) is more than you'd ever get from Smiling Art.

[AsianAmor]

Anyone familiar with Apple Spa's location in Redmond? There seems to be a new shop now named V Spa. There isn't any Internet presence other than some ads on STG. The building itself doesn't even list it as an occupant. The old shop has some reviews in RM. They are fairly professional over text. 829X These shops usually aren't. I'm not if it's worth the risk.

I just found this.

https://www.allureasylum.com/

[Seattle Ampfan]

Looks like they are going for the full on spa route but still has hints. Anyone been since the new management?

Ballard looks like they got a new spot on 15th Oasis tucked away. I tried smiling art middle of the day, got an attractive early 30's attractive lady. Didn't get the name but standard service you get there.

Oh, I had assumed that Yili had gone out of business, I drove by there once and it looked abandoned.

Smiling Art is so hit and miss, and when you do find someone really good you know they'll be gone by the end of the month. The last time I was there the gal I got seemed like she just got off the plane from China the day before, and knew absolutely no English, yet at the same time wanted to have a constant conversation via her app. I can still hear the robotic app voice saying "I'm so excited". .

[TinyAsianVC]

JM Oh lord, so much commotion about Irene. She is definitely beautiful for sure. JM is very busy, so if you make an appointment, you must be on time; even a 5- to 10-minute delay will require cancellation. One late appointment is like a darn domino effect. On my way out, I was greeted with two more new girls LOL. I think Abby is no longer there. Their names are Baibei Linda. I was told they come from Federal Way. They are both beautiful. I can't say anything about how they serve since I have yet to try.

[FakeGnus]

Completed the rotation at Q msg, the new girl tiger is just as awesome as Lucy. She's slightly taller 5'5, with MM D (honestly can't tell they're mm, felt so real and soft, others confirm). The highlight is her ass, wow her ass is same as Tina's. Fat and bubbly (not sure if it's mm). At first glance, thought her ass was meh, her yoga pant was so tight all the fat was squeezed in. The pro of her service is though she can't dt much of jr, but she did spit to have it all sloppy and focus on BBBJ the tip mixed with hand motions, she rlly loves BBBJ she wouldn't stop even told her to slow down as if she hadn't had a jr in 3 days LOL, love that dirty girl vibe hahaha. Another plus is her ass felt so great in cg and k9, watching bounced back and forward, so sexy. After a couple days of rest, was able to take her to pound town for over 30 mins and tried out multiple positions. It was a blast, that both us were sweating and catching breath, gave her a rlly good pound. She was begging me to stay longer for more pounding LOL. The con is she couldn't rlly dt and she needs take a page from Lucy in tuma, it was more of just up and down she needs to use that wet warm tongue to wiggle more. She was a bit reserved at first, she needs let that dirty vibe out LOL. Next appt with her will oil her ass up while pound her hard to spice things up hahaha, and cim her little pretty mouth to end the appt with an A.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Will she take it in the ass like Tina?

I still have not met Tina.

[KrDoggy]

And 100% on the flake-ass fuckers comment. I'm certainly not an easy customer.

The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.

[Marko Ramius]

Anyone know of a place where I can get an early appointment? Like 6 or 7 AM. I commute from Federal Way to Kirkland so anywhere along the I-5 and I-405 corridor would be great!

I have done this, and to make it work you need to be a known good customer and set it up in advance, preferably the evening before.

If you show up at 6 am and ring the doorbell they won't answer even if they are already there. Which they often are.

For a number of years I was flying in and out of Seattle, often at very odd hours. If I arranged things in advance they always were able to help me out.

[Justice2001]

Looks like they are going for the full on spa route but still has hints. Anyone been since the new management?

Ballard looks like they got a new spot on 15th Oasis tucked away. I tried smiling art middle of the day, got an attractive early 30's attractive lady. Didn't get the name but standard service you get there.

[Nwscout]

The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.

It would be Westin more places adopted the "booking name" or "booking text" strategy where you had to show them the text message with the appointment to get in. It's a legit problem that you can sometimes be a minute or two late or even in time but already have lost your slot to some guy who said, "Uh. Yeah, I'm the 230". It's like the old commercial with Coach K where some other dude gets your limo.

[Nwscout]

Everyone has their own taste and is totally entitled to their own opinions, but I think Sandy's face has got a really exotic SE Asian type of beauty. In total agreement on her beautiful body! Can't go wrong with either Sindy or Joey.

Sorry, that should read "Sindy". Can't seem to edit it.

[CamelToe2000]

The booker at JM Coco reads this board and sussed my identity from my last review. She reached out about the scheduling issue and together we arrived at a solution for future appointments (they don't normally ask for a name, going forward I'll use a booking name she can give the girl so they'll know they have the right guy.) She also offered to personally upgrade a future session to 4 hands with her and Irene. If I have an opportunity to partake I'll report back, but either way I appreciate the communication and effort, so credit where it's due. I'm sure we collectively are a flake-ass bunch of fuckers and it can't be easy to manage.

[DragonBitten]

Anyone know of a place where I can get an early appointment? Like 6 or 7 AM. I commute from Federal Way to Kirkland so anywhere along the I-5 and I-405 corridor would be great!

[MartinHero69]

Stopped by at Tokyo today and matched up with Yumi. Yumi is petite and gorgeous, around 5'3 with a tight little body. She has a very natural, sexy look to her that I just adored. She also has beautiful, busty D-cups that fit her perfectly.

She took me inside a room and I tossed her the donation for a half hour. Asked her to skip the massage and get to the fun which she happily obliged. Started off with a nice wet BBBJ. She does a lot of teasing with her BBBJ. Switching between suction and licks, moving between dick and balls. She seems to love doing this. After several minutes I am hard as a diamond and leaking precum, which she gleefully laps up.

We switch places and I begin some DATY. She's receptive and seemed to enjoy it. Pretty soon she's soaking wet and wants my cock and I was ready to get inside her. We slapped on the raincoat and I take her missionary, slowly stretching her out and filling her up. I can hear her soft moans in my head right now, getting hard as I remember it. We kiss passionately like old lovers. After a long while I flip her over for some doggy and lazy dog. She looks at me over her shoulder and I lose my mind, she's gorgeous and so into it. She tells me "I want to cum" and I know what that means. I lay down and I let her ride me, ACG, until she reaches a deep shuddering orgasm. I keep pumping away through the process and I know she's too sensitive and I don't care, I want to make her crazy. She's all spasms and moaning now. Amazing. "You fucked me so good!" she says, spent from her ride, and lays back down and opens her legs for me, inviting me back into missionary. I take her slow this time, my job is done, and I'm just here to savor the remaining moments. When I get close, I pull out and rip off the condom and fire some ropes all across her big sexy boobs. She says "wow" and plays with the cum a little bit. We then did a hot towel cleanup and got dressed, she gave me a few more hugs and kisses as she sent me out the door. This one's definitely worthy of a repeat.

[KrDoggy]

On the very rare occasions I am late I always communicate via text before. I have never stood up a shop on an appointment, I'm usually 10 minutes early.

I still sometimes get "girl busy" because the last guy is taking longer, or someone rang the bell before me.

I try to make a point to go spend my money elsewhere. They have who they want.

Part of making an appointment is making it to the appointment on time. Sometimes I also run late due to various reasons like unexpected traffic or a delay. I also communicate these delays.

"Traffic is bad. Eta 540 pm. Is that okay?" A simple message will do. Coco has always responded back that the girl will wait.

If I didn't communicate, then showed up late, it would be ridiculous to expect any shop to hold the appointment.

You were late. It seems this is a pattern. It's not JM doing a bait and switch. It is that you don't communicate and the world keeps moving.