Massage Parlor Reports

[DeadBeatBoys]

Mikkie vs Coffee. Who gives a better head and CG ride?

Thinking to plunge into this spot tonight. Any intel?

[Barlon]

Thanks for the info. This was part of her text to me.

"But NOT FS provided. So far. "

Not really sure what to make of that. If it was a hint, or broken English many of these girls have.

So pictures of her, banging body.

Still on the fence about seeing her, but I will probably take a chance.

If you want to see more of her she has an only fans. https://onlyfans.com/u359127129?rec=437766077.

Wanted to see her this week but she texted me that she's on her period.

[WalkerC]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

I saw here a few weeks ago, first time seeing her in a few years. The pictures are her, but very old. She has gained a lot of weight, she was never really thing, but was hit and had a good body. She is very BBW now.

Massage is very good. Full menu available, she can be a bit of a freak. I personally passed do don't know what the rate is for anything.

[WalkerC]

Saw her a couple of years ago she visits family here every now and then but stays in South America. She's a great gal, kind, talkative, and has a fantastic body. A bit of bitter face though.

She's non-FS and the most I got with multiple visits was full nude HJ. Got bored of it after a while.

Thanks for the info. This was part of her text to me.

"But NOT FS provided. So far. "

Not really sure what to make of that. If it was a hint, or broken English many of these girls have.

So pictures of her, banging body.

Still on the fence about seeing her, but I will probably take a chance.

[RubLover21]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2130440

[Eddie223]

This Columbia Pike joint advertises having a table shower: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../13211886.html

Weird, pretty sure that is the place I got a massage from Lulu but didn't get a TS. I'll give them a call when I get in town.

[PoonWrangler84]

This is her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ara-29867.html

Have you seen her?

[PoonWrangler84]

She's got ads on many sites, and has been reviewed on here. I've not seen her, but if I ever end up in Crystal City, I would give it a shot. Cheers!

Thanks, yea based on the post O referenced I may test out the wayers with her.

[Dunnit]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

This is her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ara-29867.html

[Hobbiest24]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.

Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.

I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.

That sucks. The women are usually accommodating. Also should of just asked if she's on the rag or not and not every customer is a monger. Hit up the other spots in MD like Rockwell.

[TheOuroboros]

Anyone seen this one in the past?

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/izzy/

Here ad says "Izzy is back". I don't recall every seeing an ad for her before.

I texted her and she said she is her for 2 months. I plan to see her but was hoping for some feedback first. No reviews on the other site.

Saw her a couple of years ago she visits family here every now and then but stays in South America. She's a great gal, kind, talkative, and has a fantastic body. A bit of bitter face though.

She's non-FS and the most I got with multiple visits was full nude HJ. Got bored of it after a while.

[Eerock]

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

This Columbia Pike joint advertises having a table shower: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../13211886.html

[BuckshotWatson]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

She's got ads on many sites, and has been reviewed on here. I've not seen her, but if I ever end up in Crystal City, I would give it a shot. Cheers!

[DCHung]

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.

The best advice is to say nothing. Don't lie don't try to talk you way out of it. Just keep your mouth shut. Provide ID and name when questioned. You may and will likely still get charged.

Your best chance of getting out of the predicament is to stay completely quiet.

If you need more information google this phrase.

"POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY".

[VaPlay]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.