Massage Parlor Reports

[ZeroTheGreat]

I've been dabbing in the call girl side of things for awhile. It's hard to find a nice provider to stick with. They all seem to have a lot of drama. I'm interested in trying out an AMP or a LMP I'd prefer the 2nd one. If anyone has any recommendations please PM me.

The sketchy ones in Woodbridge I'll pass on. Crossposted in Fredericksburg.

[CommandF]

I've been coming to Crystal City for work for about ten years and have never found a reliable provider within walking distance until this week.

I texted the number in the ad and got an almost immediate response, first the address and then the apartment number once I got there. The door was open when I knocked, so I walked in to find a heated massage table in the living room of a small apartment near the Costco. Provider is black, about 5'8" or 9", in her 30's? (hard to tell), very supple skin, pair of DSL, and a great pair of DD tits that she didn't even try to hide with the black negligee she was wearing. I undressed and paid ($ . 4) and she went to work, giving me a actually decent massage with her hands and some sort of massage machine she had. Massage lasted about ten minutes.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and offered FS. I was just in the mood for L1 that day, so she started churning and put some lube on herself so I could have something to play with while she worked. She offered CBJ or BBBJ but didn't do it for very long (probably because of the size of donation). She took direction well and cleaned me up after I popped. .

My usual hobbying takes me to AMPs, but this was not only super convenient, but a nice change from the usual. The experience was excellent, with ATF potential.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826074768.html

Sounds like Lara Rose. Was there any upcharge on the L1 or FS?

[DisMan6]

Has anyone been to the Annandale place that touts 24 hr service? Phone number ending in 8788 and advertises Korean and Japanese. Seems too good to be true and haven't seen any reports.

I responded to a few reviews on here (#28034) where this place was reviewed. Pretty much aligns with what the other posters said. The woman I saw was probably in her 40's, skinny as hell with no tits or ass, wasn't really into it (don't blame her, it was late around 3 or 4 am). However, she did let you pick her up and throw her around all over the room which was fun when compared to other AMPs LOL.

Don't remember how much I paid but it was cheaper than most and was fine to get a nut off in a time of need. But wouldn't repeat, very lackluster overall.

[RubLover21]

Regulars were having snow days so I called a new place to me, Arlington Massage on Columbia Pike. Looks a bit rough on the outside (most of the building ground floor is a tobacco and vape store), but once through the separate unlocked entrance, it is clean and well kept with a private staircase to the second floor lobby.

I was greeted by Suzi, med height, good shape, attractive face and shoulder-length hair, early 40's, in basic black PJ outfit. 0/6/ hhr, regular massage, but no ST. She asks me to roll over and asks what I want, and while she does this I reach under her PJ top and find it has been concealing a lovely set of natural-feeling titties, so I offer 1. 4 for 69 and CFS. Agreed, but "don't be too loud".

She ends up firmly impaled and bouncing happily, tits flying everywhere, and from the noises and the warmth and the squeezing she might as well have been named Honor, because she was satisfied and so was I.

Early Valentine's, and be nice to the ladies as always.

[GMarts018]

Has anyone been to the Annandale place that touts 24 hr service? Phone number ending in 8788 and advertises Korean and Japanese. Seems too good to be true and haven't seen any reports.

[Ganesh420]

I've been coming to Crystal City for work for about ten years and have never found a reliable provider within walking distance until this week.

I texted the number in the ad and got an almost immediate response, first the address and then the apartment number once I got there. The door was open when I knocked, so I walked in to find a heated massage table in the living room of a small apartment near the Costco. Provider is black, about 5'8" or 9", in her 30's? (hard to tell), very supple skin, pair of DSL, and a great pair of DD tits that she didn't even try to hide with the black negligee she was wearing. I undressed and paid ($ . 4) and she went to work, giving me a actually decent massage with her hands and some sort of massage machine she had. Massage lasted about ten minutes.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and offered FS. I was just in the mood for L1 that day, so she started churning and put some lube on herself so I could have something to play with while she worked. She offered CBJ or BBBJ but didn't do it for very long (probably because of the size of donation). She took direction well and cleaned me up after I popped. .

My usual hobbying takes me to AMPs, but this was not only super convenient, but a nice change from the usual. The experience was excellent, with ATF potential.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826074768.html

[Sal9969]

Thanks for the new website, will def try some of these out.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158715253.html Is this her? Very intrigued with the mature look on her face. Would definitely reach out if it is. I.

[OldBoomer]

Thank you man, appreciate the compliments!

I tried to stick to the question to differentiate between Chinese, Korean, Thai and Mongolian butts and was very tempted to include Japanese too. I've added a pic to support your categorization, thanks for sharing from your collection.

Shapes and sizes do matter, but the golden 'waist to hip' ratio of 0. 65 is found to be most attractive on women, meaning the buttocks are about 35 percent larger than the waist, unlike the Kardashian's type ratios of 0. 50 or 0. 55.

https://cdni.pornpics.com/1280/5/179...3_016_54bd.jpg

Nothing like a round or heart shaped booty for the backshot view.

[OldBoomer]

Thank you man, appreciate the compliments!

I tried to stick to the question to differentiate between Chinese, Korean, Thai and Mongolian butts and was very tempted to include Japanese too. I've added a pic to support your categorization, thanks for sharing from your collection.

Shapes and sizes do matter, but the golden 'waist to hip' ratio of 0. 65 is found to be most attractive on women, meaning the buttocks are about 35 percent larger than the waist, unlike the Kardashian's type ratios of 0. 50 or 0. 55.

Perfect.

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[Caspian33]

Definitely park in the back, enter through back door adventures.

Lili is: 35-40,5'1"-5'4", petite, full B / C perky, no tattoos, trimmed, past shoulder hair.

I texted in the morning to make a reservation, due to the snow I could leave work early and was able to schedule an earlier time.

I texted that I had arrived a few minutes early, let me know when I could come in. Quick to respond, come on in.

Lili met me at the door Jean shorts, white top. She is beautiful. If you haven't sampled Alana is beautiful and just as talented.

Lili took me by the hand, swapped shoes for the house shoes and upstairs we went.

When she left with house money and to do whatever I left tip on nightstand stripped down partially. She came back in before I was done and helped me finish.

She saw the tip, and we had some discussion. I offered to massage her. She was surprised. Sure, why not. She got some lotion for me to use.

I think we spent 20 minutes of me massaging her backside, she was moaning, and purring. Paying attention to her neck / shoulders, lower back and hands. I smacked her but playfully and she would wiggle. LOL good fun. She would use her hands to roam me.

She eventually told me "your turn" and she went to town. Kisses, tongue, light moans, every now and then making a "pop" ing noise with her lips.

For the BJ she asked condom or no condom. No condom for me, 69 please.

Wow, does she have some suction and play.

Then with her on top, flip flop, then finish in a 69 no condom.

She cleaned me up, we talked for some time. She is a great woman.

I tried to get her number or her WeChat. She refused. Said boss would get mad.

She did say she is only here till end of February, then possibly off to Los Angeles. So, come by and visit if you can. If she is busy Alana is definitely also worth your time.

[Caspian33]

Behind 7-11, by Chinese restaurant. Same plaza as VIP & Comfort.

Chinese, 25-30,5'0", petite, medium back long hair, D's (natural), shaved, great face, minor makeup, the moans!

Look for ads, bedpage, starting with 347 and ending with 5988.

Busy! Make sure to call or text first. Don't just show up.

I texted the 347 # above, made an appointment for around 2 pm for a hour. I arrived about 10 minutes early, waited till just a few minutes before my time and walked to the door. Opened the door and walked into a lobby setup that was tastefully done.

I was greeted by JoJo. We just had a vibe, hit it off and she is my type.

JoJo was wearing blue jean cut off short shorts, not quite Daisy Duke and a black shirt that barely contained those boobs! No bra, those D's were trying to escape!

She grabbed my hand, smiled, and walked me back to a room, looks like 3, maybe 4 rooms and we go inside. She confirmed my 1 hour appointment by last 4 of my phone number. And she asked for the house fee $80.00.

She pointed at a robe, said shower. She left, I changed got on table and waited just a moment. She came back in, saw me laughed. Said no, you shower. Need to be clean. Helped me into the robe, took me across to the table shower area. She already had the water running and waiting. I checked the temperature, sometimes it is just too cold. Water temp good to go, removed the robe, hung it up.

JoJo had me get on the table, and she stripped down, those D's are real! Not man made! Scrubbed herself first. What a sight! I was wishing I was some soap bubbles. I offered to help, she laughed, said no. You relax. Let me tell you, she scrubbed and cleaned herself, everywhere. I was impressed.

She scrubbed me down, slapped my ass, made sure my taint was super clean. Rinsed me, said turn over baby, and proceeded to do the front. I was squeaky clean. A little hand fun, nothing serious. We dried off, and back to the room.

She pulled out the translator, confirmed what I wanted, and that I could pay the tip. So, paid tip up front.

Massage was a good, strong, some stretching. That slim, petite girl has some muscles and knew where and how to work me. Every now and then a little bit of tease, lightly smacking my ass, and then giggling. Deep giggle, but no edging.

On the flip I was very ready to go. I reached for her, she said wait, clean. Some alcohol, some wipes, not like some places where it burns or you take a bath. Just enough, and she did herself as well.

Here is where I was getting a good closeup look. Her boobs are full D's, natural! Totally shaved. Diamond stud earring in right ear. Small ankle bracelet on left ankle. Those D's, nice and full. No sag, no droop, not hard.

Started with BBBJ, She slurped, and moaned, and groaned. After a few bobs up and down, take a. Lick balls up the shaft and continue on repeat. I was grabbing her arms as she was going up and down and she was responding to my reaction. I was getting close so tried to push her head down a little, to hold it there. That was not appreciated, she stopped, said no. Laughed, and continued. The finish was great, when I was close she pulled me out using her hands to finish. She giggled, cleaned me up.

Laid down beside me, started kissing me. Tip of her tongue in my mouth, I tried slipping her tongue. Nope. Moaning, groaning, definitely made me believe she was in to it. , got junior hard again, wrapped me up and off to the races. Her on top. She enjoyed it came at least twice, moaning Oh My God a few times, gushing all over, and I finished. She cleaned us up, said too much cum.

We lay there for a few moments, catching our breath. Then she looked at me, asked if I go again, I said yes. She said you fuck me now, got me solid again, that mouth suction! Another wrapper, I got on top and off we went. I was worried she'd be too loose and have to ask for doggy. Nope. The girl must do Kegel exercises, she was still tight and clamping on me. It did take me a bit to go for 3, she was enjoying it, moaning hard. When done.

She cleaned me up first, and then herself.

JoJo had me lay on my back, rubbing my head, working on my neck. Eventually she gave me a light kiss and said time honey.

Definitely a great visit, I do not regret the tip. Expensive, yes, but worth every penny!

Afterwards, she walked me to the front desk, filled out a card with last 4 of my phone number. Explained the system, so many visits (7) get a free on the house fee. Not tip. She filled it out, put the card in the file.

She handed me a water, walked me to the candy tray on the way to front door. Chinese candy. While helping me get my shoes on, I asked her for her phone number. She grinned and gave me the store number. Thinking she didn't understand, I pulled out my phone, opened WeChat. She said no, not allowed. Use work phone. Said, sorry.

Spent, exhausted, but happy. I drained that little water bottle before I started the car, went to 7-11 nearby and got 2 more bottles of water. Then headed off to dinner.

Since this review (beginning of February) I have been back 2 more times. JoJo just does not disappoint. Treat her well, tip her well. I did ask what would have happened if less than the $200. Translator. She said it would have been fun, but not as much, none of the extras.

[HardforRubs]

Anyone ever sampled this one? Looks promising, might book.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...use-54437.html

I sent her a message a little while ago, and I believe she quoted me something like 200/ hr. So I said no thanks.

[Boberto69]

Anyone ever sampled this one? Looks promising, might book.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...use-54437.html

[BubbleBoi402]

I'm still at a lost of who to go for big tits. Just need to find some big tits, a BBBJ, and that's it. I saw Lulu at the Arlington address but the table had a funny smell since I think they don't change towels between mongers.

Thanks in advance.

She's in her late 20's with natural D cup and she's not thick. She does BBBJCIM. She comes back in March.

[Golden59]

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...158715253.html Is this her? Very intrigued with the mature look on her face. Would definitely reach out if it is. I.

Yes that's her.