Massage Parlor Reports

[Dunnit]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

This is her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ara-29867.html

[Hobbiest24]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.

Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.

I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.

That sucks. The women are usually accommodating. Also should of just asked if she's on the rag or not and not every customer is a monger. Hit up the other spots in MD like Rockwell.

[TheOuroboros]

Anyone seen this one in the past?

https://dmvlatinamassage.com/providers/izzy/

Here ad says "Izzy is back". I don't recall every seeing an ad for her before.

I texted her and she said she is her for 2 months. I plan to see her but was hoping for some feedback first. No reviews on the other site.

Saw her a couple of years ago she visits family here every now and then but stays in South America. She's a great gal, kind, talkative, and has a fantastic body. A bit of bitter face though.

She's non-FS and the most I got with multiple visits was full nude HJ. Got bored of it after a while.

[Eerock]

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

This Columbia Pike joint advertises having a table shower: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arl.../13211886.html

[BuckshotWatson]

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

She's got ads on many sites, and has been reviewed on here. I've not seen her, but if I ever end up in Crystal City, I would give it a shot. Cheers!

[DCHung]

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.

The best advice is to say nothing. Don't lie don't try to talk you way out of it. Just keep your mouth shut. Provide ID and name when questioned. You may and will likely still get charged.

Your best chance of getting out of the predicament is to stay completely quiet.

If you need more information google this phrase.

"POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY".

[VaPlay]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Wrong place at the wrong time applies. Many a monger been hit with frequenting a bawdy place charges. They don't need anything more than you being there. If the AMP has been under surveillance for a period of time and you have been seen visiting multiple times can be even worse.

[PoonWrangler84]

I've been coming to Crystal City for work for about ten years and have never found a reliable provider within walking distance until this week.

I texted the number in the ad and got an almost immediate response, first the address and then the apartment number once I got there. The door was open when I knocked, so I walked in to find a heated massage table in the living room of a small apartment near the Costco. Provider is black, about 5'8" or 9", in her 30's? (hard to tell), very supple skin, pair of DSL, and a great pair of DD tits that she didn't even try to hide with the black negligee she was wearing. I undressed and paid ($ . 4) and she went to work, giving me a actually decent massage with her hands and some sort of massage machine she had. Massage lasted about ten minutes.

On the flip, she asked what I wanted and offered FS. I was just in the mood for L1 that day, so she started churning and put some lube on herself so I could have something to play with while she worked. She offered CBJ or BBBJ but didn't do it for very long (probably because of the size of donation). She took direction well and cleaned me up after I popped. .

My usual hobbying takes me to AMPs, but this was not only super convenient, but a nice change from the usual. The experience was excellent, with ATF potential.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...826074768.html

Have you seen her again? Tried the link but was taken down. Do you have any other leads?

[Eddie223]

Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.

Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.

[Axlmoe]

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

Can't speak for anyone at Fhoh except Sandra, the owner, who has a nice regular sized rump. But IF you need large just hit the spa on the first floor of that building and go with Gis or Lin. Their pics are all over RR and Craigslist.

[BoMcC]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

Not me.

Years ago there was a bust in Rockville. Women were being driven down from NY to work at spas and going FS, which is rare in MoCo. I happened to pick that spa that day. Was bare ass naked getting a back rub when it all kicked off. A guy stuck his head in and said get dressed. I got to sit in the UC's truck for a bit explaining how my regular was on vacation and I picked this one off of Craigslist or Backpage. Since I hadn't paid for anything other than a massage and wasn't soliciting or being solicited I got a stern talking to and left. From what I remember the spa owner got some serious "trafficking" charges.

[TheRabbit]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh.

Speaking of fhoh any girls there with big asses? (fine with either natural or man made).

[Caddie Master]

Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.

One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?

[Proflou2019]

Seems like a 2-3 woman operation in a weird office building.

Yeah, there's at least 3 or 4 other spas in that same building, legit and not so legit. Personally, I've had better experiences just a few blocks away at May or Melting Snow or even better, East Massage.

Lou.

[Wrangler1984]

Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.

Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.

I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.

I was leaving a little bitter. I wish one they would show photos and two, give a heads up for which are FS and which aren't. Like no table shower or table shower. We all know what that means. I gave her 40 bucks and she seemed ok with it all, but then she broke the Cardinal rule. She didn't check the hall and no one was Manning the front desk. So I go to do my walk of shame in disappointment and there's a 6'2 220 lbs mongers looking right at me at the front desk. I broke the rule and said how's it going, he said what's up and moved so I could leave. I said thanks. The end. Itch not scratched. As someone who grew up in a Latino house hold and traveled all over central and South America, I'm not sure where they keep finding these tall girls. 5'7 to 5'9 is super tall for a Latina. It makes me weak and think with the small head. Be safe out there fellas.