Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgWhiteGuy]

Stopped in just before lunch, met by Ella. She's newer, worked in Chinatown in the city prior.

On the looks scale for AMPs she's probably a 5/10. Not a spinner, not chubby, very average. However, what she lacks in looks she makes up for in effort. I am convinced that my soul is splattered in the back of her throat, she surely sucked it out of me. BBBJCIM, spit, then comes back and cleans up the rest with her mouth until I couldn't take it any longer.

Didn't hate it.

[TallNwGuy]

So, a pussy protector?

Exactly, like a pussy helmet, or umbrella.

[Starks]

FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

So, a pussy protector?

[MeatStick1]

FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

LOL sometimes I like to keep it real though.

[JonJon5456]

Does Lanes or Relax have any websites with pics of the MTs?

[GeorgeMax]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

[TallNwGuy]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

Took that as F. You. P. A. Fat Upper Pu $$why Area. LOL.

[SpaGuy21]

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

I think he meant FUPA. Fat upper putty area. The pelvis or lower stomach area.

[HankyDaPanky]

One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.

Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.

[Al Melrose]

This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.

On Summit (AKA, Cass, Midwest) just south of Roosevelt.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

Vivi gives me BBBJ after being sure to shower me good with her commando tight little dress pulled up above her waste for full access. She's just the bomb.

By the way. There is no bigger DATY fiend than me. A week after one of the other girls at Relax gave me 69 I'm down for the count with a nasty virus. Flu and covid tests both negative. I'd never give up one of my favorite pastimes. But there's a lot of shit out there right now.

One of my favorites and tip well but never offered BBBJ which sucks. She'll suck it passionately though and let me stand by the mirror to watch her go down on me, Incredible build but the last time noticed the FOPA is starting to grow and has killed it. Starting to prefer the Korean spots as they are far cleaner. Lanes is my go to new girl on Wednesday and one next week.

[MeatStick1]

What days and time does she work?

Is this the relax spa on Farnsworth?

[Ronacin]

Where is it?

This place is on Roosevelt just west of 83rd maybe one mile. Across the Pete's supermarket.

[Mongger]

The door fee went up to $70.

Anyone know when they upped the door fee? Is 30 minutes still $50?

[TallNwGuy]

Damn, your rain man knowing all their cycles, LOL.

Maybe that is an entirely useful new forum. Mt cycles. Scheduling your visit. LOL.