Massage Parlor Reports

[Dream44]

Wow, is that Jade in the photo with tattooed guy? If so she's a hottie. Does she offer L1 or better?

Chances are they are legit.

[Mnguy372]

The TER reviewers basically do cartwheels over her so who knows, she seems to have been the HOT thing for a while and had the guys beating down her door from the review count.

Face is obscured online, I pictured an Italian / Latina / Middle eastern kind of appearance. Anyone famous you'd compare her to?

I thought it was a plus that she doesn't mind having a stinky finger, just couldn't dial in on whether or not she still offers this, no reviews in a while have mentioned but it's still on some of her ads.

Doubtful based on my experience, I had asked about Nuru or B2B during my session because of ads and both were no longer offered. With the nails she had I don't know if you'd even want the stinky finger.

[JSame12]

I'm a longtime participant in the hobby. Oftentimes lurk on the forum but rarely post since I'm able to get what I need but wanted to post tonight after a visit earlier today. I had some free time so I decided to visit Maple in VH. When I arrived I got someone I've never been with prior and on the flip she asked "how much do you usually tip with other girls here?" Which I thought was a strange question and that she must be new. She's not the reason for this report however.

When I was leaving I noticed a younger very attractive woman (late 20's maybe?) sitting on the couch on her phone. She was so attractive that after I left I decided to call and ask who she was and if she's working. The woman that answered the phone said her name was Lisa? Not sure if that true or not. Is anyone familiar with the current lineup at Maple? I need to know who this is so I can book before she's gone!

[ScatJay]

I will be the outlier and say I don't think she is that hot. Her face gave off the vibe of too much makeup and a hard, cold look. After I saw her, I was drunk one night and wrote a review of her on TER that overstated what she would do in a session, LOL. She must read her reviews because she texted me and asked if it was me who wrote the review. After that, she didn't want to see me again, but no worries; the feeling was mutual.

The TER reviewers basically do cartwheels over her so who knows, she seems to have been the HOT thing for a while and had the guys beating down her door from the review count.

Face is obscured online, I pictured an Italian / Latina / Middle eastern kind of appearance. Anyone famous you'd compare her to?

I thought it was a plus that she doesn't mind having a stinky finger, just couldn't dial in on whether or not she still offers this, no reviews in a while have mentioned but it's still on some of her ads.

[PublicCumGuy]

See Jade Massage and Spa website for picture of Jade.

Wow, is that Jade in the photo with tattooed guy? If so she's a hottie. Does she offer L1 or better?

[Dream44]

I don't know what Jade looks like. I only know Claire. Claire is Hmong girl who worked at Lui in Circle Pines and then her own shop in SLP. She closed her business and looks like she might've sold / transferred her site to Jade in Minnetonka.

See Jade Massage and Spa website for picture of Jade.

[Rambo21]

She was on my very short list of independents who will do or have offered.

Reading all reviews recently though it seemed like nobody mentioned it anymore but back when she started there were mentions of it.

A review mentioned she stopped doing NURU despite still advertising it. I considered that possibly she doesn't upkeep her adds that well and maybe she dropped all the bells and whistles because she.

Hot and so why bother trying to go above and beyond.

You can confirm she is still good to go though?

A session where this was prominent would be awesome and not just the last minute, I suppose that might take some relationship building and tips.

My other issue is that she was one of the ladies (or her screener was) who basically ignored my cell when I had a question or two about the screening process.

I get the idea from reviews that she may not see most people w / o I'd even if you have references.

I will be the outlier and say I don't think she is that hot. Her face gave off the vibe of too much makeup and a hard, cold look. After I saw her, I was drunk one night and wrote a review of her on TER that overstated what she would do in a session, LOL. She must read her reviews because she texted me and asked if it was me who wrote the review. After that, she didn't want to see me again, but no worries; the feeling was mutual.

[ScatJay]

Missing out man! Spent a lot of sessions with Vida Valentine. She's a beauty one in a million girls type. Save yourself a few AMP sessions and book confidently with her. You might think the AMP scene is trash LOL.

She was on my very short list of independents who will do or have offered.

Reading all reviews recently though it seemed like nobody mentioned it anymore but back when she started there were mentions of it.

A review mentioned she stopped doing NURU despite still advertising it. I considered that possibly she doesn't upkeep her adds that well and maybe she dropped all the bells and whistles because she.

Hot and so why bother trying to go above and beyond.

You can confirm she is still good to go though?

A session where this was prominent would be awesome and not just the last minute, I suppose that might take some relationship building and tips.

My other issue is that she was one of the ladies (or her screener was) who basically ignored my cell when I had a question or two about the screening process.

I get the idea from reviews that she may not see most people w / o I'd even if you have references.

[OnlyMe1234]

Fair enough on the location, I thought maybe I had the location wrong after posting but of course we can't edit posts. I couldn't remember if Maple was $70 or $80.

But for real, can we just post prices like normal people? We're not hiding anything using 'code' that isn't code at all when it's still obvious that. 7 means $70 and. 8 means $80, it's just messy to read.

At the end of the day, getting a massage and leaving a tip isn't illegal, it's normal. You're going into a legitimate business licensed by the city's chamber of commerce to operate (they have a certificate / license from the city hanging up in there somewhere) and paying for a massage just like some of the normal women who go to these places and leave 5 star reviews on google with their real name. If it's $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great, just say it was $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great. Enough with the terribly bad code language.

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

Thank you. I have never understood the reasoning behind doing that. Another example is when people put $$ or $$$ instead of just saying 200 or 300 or they will make it even worse by saying $$50 instead of 250. Just make it simple. One thing I haven't seen too much on the MN board, although I have seen, but is quite common on boards in other cities / states is that instead of saying they went to a place or saw a certain provider they start out by saying they had a dream about this or that. You didn't have a dream, you actually went there. There used to be an edit button, not sure if they got rid of it or if it only lasts for so long after you make the post.

[RealTorOpen]

Fair enough on the location, I thought maybe I had the location wrong after posting but of course we can't edit posts. I couldn't remember if Maple was $70 or $80.

But for real, can we just post prices like normal people? We're not hiding anything using 'code' that isn't code at all when it's still obvious that. 7 means $70 and. 8 means $80, it's just messy to read.

At the end of the day, getting a massage and leaving a tip isn't illegal, it's normal. You're going into a legitimate business licensed by the city's chamber of commerce to operate (they have a certificate / license from the city hanging up in there somewhere) and paying for a massage just like some of the normal women who go to these places and leave 5 star reviews on google with their real name. If it's $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great, just say it was $80 and you left a $50 tip because it was great. Enough with the terribly bad code language.

[Anything Cool]

House fees 80 anyway so I don't know when he went.

I think the review is for Elm Massage on Central Ave in Columbia Heights. Last time I went the house fee was $70.

[HazyDavy]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

House fees 80 anyway so I don't know when he went.

[BurtForPres]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

LOL I figured he meant Elm Massage. I do agree though, I don't feel like there is a huge need to codify anything with our posts.

Only other comment I have is always get the change upfront. I've had too many times where miscommunication leads to that extra 10 just getting lost in translation. Either get it up front or bring tens LOL.

[NorthrnMustang]

My interpretation was elm in CH, not Maple. Plus the house fee at ML for an hr is $80.

[PornSeeder]

Jesus Christ, what's with the garbage price codes that don't even hide the prices paid? Just fucking post the prices like a normal person, and for the love of god stop calling them "mario coins", it makes why'all sound like nasty ass mid 50's greaseballs.

So basically, you went to Maple Leaf Spa in Vadnais Heights, you brought $120, the massage fee was $70, you gave her $80, and she didn't come back with the $10 change. You tipped her $40 plus the $10 she didn't return initially. You're not fooling anyone, you're just making shit unnecessarily hard to read ffs.

I'm dying laughing because it is so true. At this point, someone should just make an extension to replace "mario coins" and " with the real price.