Massage Parlor Reports

[MassErrection]

I was told Garden of Eden got busted and was shut down. Not sure if that is true or if she was just saying that as an excuse to not offer anything extra. I still drive by on occasion, I shop at that Fleet Farm, to see if anyone has moved in but nothing. If they actually did get busted, that would explain why no one else wants to move in.

Garden of Eden used to be the bomb. Was a cute girl went by the name Jun. She was a tough nut to crack. Back then there were a lot of cute girls to Rizz. Now days the AMP scene is pretty lame.

[MassErrection]

Makes sense. I had a GF years ago that liked giving them and wow she was a little freaky LOL. I've never had the courage to try an independent. Always stuck with the massage places.

Missing out man! Spent a lot of sessions with Vida Valentine. She's a beauty one in a million girls type. Save yourself a few AMP sessions and book confidently with her. You might think the AMP scene is trash LOL.

[BurtForPres]

What is in WBL? Been a few years but it was always legit at Yi Ti and Rose Lake granted it's been a couple years since I've been back. I know about the spots near WBL am I missing a spot in WBL proper?

Oh that's my bad. I always group all those north of St Paul suburbs together kinda. I don't know of any spots in WBL proper now that I look at the map. Just spots near it. Vadnais Heights or Maplewood is where spots are.

For everyone here, this is a snapshot of my personal list I'm keeping track of. You can use your own google fu to correlate the spots. This is mostly in line with a list I provided a while ago. Ya'll see what I mean when I say the north St Paul suburbs have options LOL.

[DJamesX001]

Any intel on who is good. Weiwei, Tina, Joanna? At maple.

[Lanandrin]

I've not had the pleasure at a local spot, I'm hoping it's possible to find a provider who will do it right.

It's not something you want rushed or done without care or by somebody who doesn't want to do it.

Finding somebody who is easy on the eyes is the other hurdle, it seems to be a mature woman's thing.

One issue with a parlor though is lack of privacy and short time, PM if done right can last a long time and lead to very intense experiences.

I've found a handful of independents who do it based on reviews and seem worth a shot, always looking for more potentials though for when I have the time and money to sample.

Makes sense. I had a GF years ago that liked giving them and wow she was a little freaky LOL. I've never had the courage to try an independent. Always stuck with the massage places.

[AmberTherapy]

That was Garden of Eden massage, which also closed a few years ago. Sad, because I remember hearing some good stuff about the place. That chunk of Oakdale is just a bad place for AMP's. Weird since the suburbs just to the west are the best place in St Paul for AMP's (WBL, Vadnais).

What is in WBL? Been a few years but it was always legit at Yi Ti and Rose Lake granted it's been a couple years since I've been back. I know about the spots near WBL am I missing a spot in WBL proper?

[OnlyMe1234]

That was Garden of Eden massage, which also closed a few years ago. Sad, because I remember hearing some good stuff about the place. That chunk of Oakdale is just a bad place for AMP's. Weird since the suburbs just to the west are the best place in St Paul for AMP's (WBL, Vadnais).

I was told Garden of Eden got busted and was shut down. Not sure if that is true or if she was just saying that as an excuse to not offer anything extra. I still drive by on occasion, I shop at that Fleet Farm, to see if anyone has moved in but nothing. If they actually did get busted, that would explain why no one else wants to move in.

[BurtForPres]

I'm looking for a sure bet for my first time. I'm OK with driving a good hour from the twin cities. I'd prefer to do a walk-in if that is even possible. Please help out with post or PM.

Regardless of where you go, call ahead, even if it's you calling on the way there. They like the advance notice.

Look at my post history. I posted a long list of places I approve of a while ago. Any of them should do ya good, provided you do your research on how to get your HE.

[BurtForPres]

I found it doing some research in this forum. It was off pilot knob.

Let's not play coy here, it's Li Massage.

It's not much of a secret, another monger on here reported that it was busy. They also post ads on STG. I went once and it was fine.

[Rambo21]

I am not surprised that Jade Massage is legit.

What I don't understand is why they were sold / given the client list from Rose. They are going to have a lot of angry / disappointed customers and little repeat business.

The real story should come out soon. If you look up Rose Massage on the MN Secretary of State website it seems that Helen was never the owner.

[PublicCumGuy]

I'm looking for a sure bet for my first time. I'm OK with driving a good hour from the twin cities. I'd prefer to do a walk-in if that is even possible. Please help out with post or PM.

[AppleCracker09]

What was the name of the place?

I found it doing some research in this forum. It was off pilot knob.

[Anything Cool]

I am not surprised that Jade Massage is legit.

What I don't understand is why they were sold / given the client list from Rose. They are going to have a lot of angry / disappointed customers and little repeat business.

[ThorGoodMrshl]

I also visited Jade yesterday and requested Jolie because she is the old Linda from Rose that did not move. Figured I would still get lucky. Nope. She told me no extras because they have to follow the rules and regulations of Jade Massage. I never had a massage from "Linda-Jolie" at the old Rose because I always had the 30 minute massage and went straight to the extras. Well this time, she covered me up with sheets and Jolie tried to give me a legit massage. I was actually embarrassed for her and thought about showing her how. She didn't even touch my legs, arms, neck, head, feet. She had no idea on how to give a massage. Besides rubbing some oil on my back and rubbing with her elbows, that was it. Then she left the room and didn't come back for 10 minutes and when she did, she was on her phone. Not even a hot towels to wipe off the oil. Good thing I only paid $65 and a $5 tip. The only thing I enjoyed was the hot stones for 5 minutes. When I left I ran into Jenny and she was way younger and cute. But, she had on the standard Jade uniform buttoned up to her neck and a full thick apron on that covered her whole front side. It looked like she was in full protection mode. Just a quick note is that I did visit Rose on day 1, and L1 was offered on Day 1. Also, I tried all the girls at Rose and recieved L1 on my first appointment. So my bet going forward is on Jade being legit. Too bad for western suburbs mongers because I can't find a AMP with good L1 in Chaska, Shakopee, Chanhassen, Bloomington, Richfield, Edina, Minnetonka, St Louis Park, etc. Maybe I'm wrong and I would appreciate feedback on any alternatives in the western suburbs.

Checked out Jade yesterday, and drew Jenny. I never initiate touch, and it was a simple massage. Strictly legitimate, all business demeanor, but the massage was pretty dang good, so no gripes. I got no hint that anything else was on the table.

[Dream44]

I was one of the many that got the text about Jade and of course I was going to give it a try.

TLDR assessment is that I would wait until they have a routine going and some effing curtains up on the windows.

I opted for an hour and was going to initially see Jenny but an earlier time opened for Jolie so I took it. I think I should have kept the original appt I had, but I always give new places a few tries and with other providers just to get a good feel of the place. A good massage is always nice. THIS ONE WAS NOT ONE OF THEM.

Jolie is older and I think her picture online makes her more flattering. She does have decent cans for her short self which because of her size she had pressed against me almost the whole time. The massage was one of the poorest ones I have ever received and she tried so hard to put some weight into it. Honestly it felt like those sessions where they just kind of press on you with their hands and call it good. This was at least a step up from them.

My biggest problem is the room is not set up for actual use, so Jolie kept leaving every few minutes. The appt was for 15 after and she ended the session on the hour mark making it 45 min and even less than because she kept leaving. She didn't even say she was finished. She asked if I felt good and then walked out. I thought she was going to grab another cloth to wipe me down with, but someone else was put in the room next to me and was setting up to see Jolie as well, and then the lights were turned on above me. I'm not cool with the overlap like that and being shorted time.

The ONLY positive I can see is that on the flip you are drapped with just a small cloth so it seems there may be potential for more. There was some grazing of the boys while doing the legs and they did ask I have been there before (which they should know because they got my info from Michelle).
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Overall the massage was weak, being by the uncovered window was freezing, and no true hint of upgrades (at this time) but we went through the same thing with Rose. Time will tell.

I also visited Jade yesterday and requested Jolie because she is the old Linda from Rose that did not move. Figured I would still get lucky. Nope. She told me no extras because they have to follow the rules and regulations of Jade Massage. I never had a massage from "Linda-Jolie" at the old Rose because I always had the 30 minute massage and went straight to the extras. Well this time, she covered me up with sheets and Jolie tried to give me a legit massage. I was actually embarrassed for her and thought about showing her how. She didn't even touch my legs, arms, neck, head, feet. She had no idea on how to give a massage. Besides rubbing some oil on my back and rubbing with her elbows, that was it. Then she left the room and didn't come back for 10 minutes and when she did, she was on her phone. Not even a hot towels to wipe off the oil. Good thing I only paid $65 and a $5 tip. The only thing I enjoyed was the hot stones for 5 minutes. When I left I ran into Jenny and she was way younger and cute. But, she had on the standard Jade uniform buttoned up to her neck and a full thick apron on that covered her whole front side. It looked like she was in full protection mode. Just a quick note is that I did visit Rose on day 1, and L1 was offered on Day 1. Also, I tried all the girls at Rose and recieved L1 on my first appointment. So my bet going forward is on Jade being legit. Too bad for western suburbs mongers because I can't find a AMP with good L1 in Chaska, Shakopee, Chanhassen, Bloomington, Richfield, Edina, Minnetonka, St Louis Park, etc. Maybe I'm wrong and I would appreciate feedback on any alternatives in the western suburbs.