Massage Parlor Reports

[MassErrection]

Hmm possibly she did that, but I have always been a shooter, often times over the shoulder where most therapists show their athletic ability to avoid the soaking. If often get told, "Ohhhh my, you sooo strong!" Literally, so figured it is a Chinese thing with strength and vitality for shooting a high load of ocean spray. But something said loudly in Chinese, from her? Typically she is a giggle followed by wooooooooh, quietly!

Ohh well!

I love it when they say ohh wow, Happy New Years, or Happy Birthday LOL. I also love it when it's super quiet and you can hear the therapist gulp multiple times. That tells you she's enjoying it and wants it bad LOL.

[MassErrection]

Had a chance to do a bit of roaming this weekend. I found a new place on Larpenteur that is located in a newly renovated strip mall. Oriental kungfu massage. Their google listing is brand new and active, so I went to take a look. They seem to not be open yet, as there was no sign and their spot in the strip mall looked vacant. There was a paper sign, but I didn't read it since I was just driving by in the lot.

I wanted to do some adventuring tho, so I hopped over to Columbia Heights to check out the change in management for what used to be Miss Li. New name is Elm massage, and I got an hr there. Surprisingly, their hr rate is only 70. That's kinda cheap nowadays. Mist places have bumped to 80 for an hr.

I can't remember if I posted a review of Miss Li here or not already. I also don't feel like retreading water, so I'll keep it short. Nothing has really changed about this place. I'm fairly certain there is a new lady, looks like late 30's. She was at the front desk, but I didn't get her. I was a bit sad. Instead, I got what was a 40's okay lookin Chinese lady. Nothing to write home about.

Leaving the details of the joint itself as IYKYK, but all in all I tipped 50 and it was actually pretty dang good ending. Good to know that the change is just in name.

I'll be curious to follow-up on that Larpenteur location once they open though. If someone knows what the deal there is, drop a note!

Checked out Elm massage, you're right about the good looking petite lady. I wanted massage from her since she got me excited then she introduced me the manly looking therapist so I walked out.

[LastsLonger]

Anything within that area or on the way up 94 that may interested my vehicle to make a pit stop. Used to be one across from the gas station on 94 outside of st cloud I would visit, but looking for something totally new? Suggestions?

[LastsLonger]

Checked out the moon today. Gives legit vibes but had steady foot traffic and phone calls. 2 ladies there I was hoping to get lucky but struck out. Got stuck with the shorter one. Not a looker but decent body. Massage wasn't bad either. Ill go back soon and hopefully become a familiar face.

Hmmmm, so that is 1-1 so 50% chance of leaving happy LOL. First poster had great things, anyone else able to sway me a direction before I make the visit.

[LastsLonger]

I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.

Hmm possibly she did that, but I have always been a shooter, often times over the shoulder where most therapists show their athletic ability to avoid the soaking. If often get told, "Ohhhh my, you sooo strong!" Literally, so figured it is a Chinese thing with strength and vitality for shooting a high load of ocean spray. But something said loudly in Chinese, from her? Typically she is a giggle followed by wooooooooh, quietly!

Ohh well!

[LastsLonger]

Do you go for the 30 min body massage or foot massage for that? Over in Vh?

I almost always get 1 hours Massage anywhere. Unless Vita then 30 MN as I also get wax first 20.

[WalkMyDog]

Is this the same as Massage Moon off of Cedar? MY search didn't show Moon Spa.

Checked out the moon today. Gives legit vibes but had steady foot traffic and phone calls. 2 ladies there I was hoping to get lucky but struck out. Got stuck with the shorter one. Not a looker but decent body. Massage wasn't bad either. Ill go back soon and hopefully become a familiar face.

[Fisher4899]

I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.

LOL that's hilarious.

[MassErrection]

Well in my one visit there, a lady was getting a foot massage right outside my curtain while I was getting a HE. It was an experience for sure.

I read your reply so I thought I'd try it out. I had a weeks worth of reserves bottled up and can shoot like Peter North. Went during the evening time when it was busy. The masseuse was not attractive and I was eager so I did 30 minutes. Massage was average and when I flipped I gave her the signal. He started out nice and slow, however I don't nut fast so she started jackhammer which started to get noisy. I'm thinking for sure the customers have to hear the fapping. Shortly after I busted so much cum the masseuse got startled and with a loud voice said something in Chinese. The look on her face was so funny. She cleaned me up and when I exited the curtains I got some second looks. She rushed me out and I quickly tipped $10.

[LifeGuy]

Is this the same as Massage Moon off of Cedar? MY search didn't show Moon Spa.

Yes it is Massage Moon.

[Grover95]

Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.

It's a weird spot for sure and it took me a few visits to actually get a massage. On my first visit, I walked in and a guy was working and said they were busy, so I just turned around and left. On my second visit, I called ahead and a woman answered and said to come in, but when I got there, it was the same guy saying they were busy so I left. I tried one more time and I called ahead, and when I got there I got a massage from a halfway decent looking provider. Halfway through the massage, I was wondering if the place was legit or not, then I heard a female customer come in to get a foot massage, so I'm thinking no HE for sure. But on the flip, she offered HJ, but it was hard to focus with the female customer and the other masseuse chatting on the other side of the curtain.

[OnlyMe1234]

Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.

I'm with you on that. On top of all that, it's right next to a busy bar / restaurant.

[MassErrection]

In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:

Thanks for starting this thread Burt! There's definitely a quantity of AMPs posted here but the million dollar question is what is the quality of women? Any more Mia's? Youthful appearance, nice body and fun.

[AnonFan247]

I second Foot and Back I forgot to add that, as the taller one and I connect really well. She does an excellent job! I will also second the Healing Foot Spa, the curtains do it for me, and the guys are doing ladies feet right across from you talking. It's naughty, and it is the most economical smile around! Gets busy though! I think I will go next week, as we vibe as well.

Do you go for the 30 min body massage or foot massage for that? Over in Vh?

[Fisher4899]

Alright ya'll are wild. I always see the curtains on goog and hear that there are dudes working there and non-mongers frequent there. All huge red flags in my book. Are the ladies there just that eager for a tip? And are the dudes that work there just down with them doing HE's? Not to mention the sound. Do the women getting their feet massaged just talk too much to hear the sloppy sound of an HE? Or are they on the opposite corner of the small store? Or are the curtains good at sound isolation? Or did they invest in hyper quiet massage oil?

I've got nothing but questions for Healing Foot Spa. It boggles my mind that anyone has received an HE there.

Well in my one visit there, a lady was getting a foot massage right outside my curtain while I was getting a HE. It was an experience for sure.