Massage Parlor Reports

**Boston2060** · 05-28-24 15:56

Alright I know the hot topic is usually the place with the best extras. I'm wondering if anyone has any recommendations for the best massage they've gotten and the HE is a bonus. I'm looking for the best deep tissue massage spot and possible L1 but that's less important.

**Fit312** · 05-28-24 15:55

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

You mean the few spas in a concentrated spot that all use like tiktok, instagram, twitter and blatantly post about a harem of cum guzzlers on the advertising sites are getting busted and the ones that are spread out and more low key arent? Weird.

Speaking of lurid ads, anyone see those on AdultSearch touting a house at 315 x S Lowe? Seems like an unlikely location for that sort of place.

**FellowMonger** · 05-28-24 14:39

Since moving more north towards avondale and logan square decided to try and find some good spots but ended up going to CLM as its super close by to me.

Was initially interested in Hanna or Coco but I heard the rates for them were pretty high so decided not to and went for Carolina.

She's probably mid / high 30's or so with natural Ds and a plump but tight ass. Paid 160 +250 tip for CFS with a great view of her from the back and she gave a great CBJ which I usually don't care for. Would repeat.

**Coopertars** · 05-28-24 11:12

Originally Posted by PantherPride4 [View Original Post]

As I said before Chinatown joints are doing something wrong all Tokyo, Perfect Archer and Orange got paid visits by CPD this Isn't the case for Spa's up North or around the West Side. Even SXL downtown Isn't getting raided and It's really just A "Nail Salon".

You mean the few spas in a concentrated spot that all use like tiktok, instagram, twitter and blatantly post about a harem of cum guzzlers on the advertising sites are getting busted and the ones that are spread out and more low key arent? Weird.

**Jay117** · 05-28-24 10:45

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Selena (formerly Juju, formerly Selena) is one of my ATFs in Chicago. We just get along well and she does have a great body. Highly recommend.

**GMoney05** · 05-28-24 03:15

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or do these places have disproportionately high plumbing issues? LOL.

Both Perfect Archer and Orange happened to have Water / Pipe problems during the same time after CPD stopped by. It's just explaining why they aren't open without scaring costumers away about Cops sniffing around.

**GMoney05** · 05-28-24 03:12

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

I don't think the cpd was there to check their pipes!.

Okay good point. Odd why would they lie. Also now they are sneaking business Into some Apartment same setting as he HKPD 35th Apartments. As I said before Chinatown joints are doing something wrong all Tokyo, Perfect Archer and Orange got paid visits by CPD this Isn't the case for Spa's up North or around the West Side. Even SXL downtown Isn't getting raided and It's really just A "Nail Salon".

**TomDoe** · 05-27-24 20:36

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Princess Thai on Milwaukee: Zoey is a milfy thai who gives an above average massage followed by great L1 release. Got naked and paid 1 tip. I don't think more is available at this location. Saw one other decent looking provider.

Jw rejuvenation just reopened on chicago ave, they were a decent spot at one time. Might be worth checking out too.

**Boston2060** · 05-27-24 18:24

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

My experience with Sunkiss is that the finish is DIY but they'll give a little help. And OTC touching is allowed. Great massage and table shower.

If anyone could Direct message me with any Sunkiss recommendations or stories. I like it there but was wondering if any of them do more than level 1.

**Boston2060** · 05-27-24 18:22

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

My experience with Sunkiss is that the finish is DIY but they'll give a little help. And OTC touching is allowed. Great massage and table shower.

I like Sunkiss but what's the deal with the cameras pointed towards the sidewalk? Definitely wish those weren't there.

**Billy73** · 05-27-24 13:09

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This guy is a troll and I've been 6 accounts of his. When he starts a new one please report it so I can ban it.

A2

**Billy73** · 05-27-24 13:01

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Orange is open again per poster Englee below. What happened to the paperwork that you saw? Can you double check the paperwork again? Reopening after a week is not permanently.

Funny how you finally come out of hiding.

Ever hear of a John Sting. Smile at the camera facing Oranges Front Door across the street and also the one that was just installed on the pole near the dispensary supply shop.

Yep those are CPD Cameras drive by and look for yourself seeing you climbed out of your hole.

**Wirelessone** · 05-27-24 12:53

Originally Posted by Billy73 [View Original Post]

Believe what you want I know what you guys don't and now telling you guys nothing moving forward good luck when you get caught with your dick 2 inches in a girls ass.

But I digress, safe to say any guys reading this board or not understand that paying for sects is against the law. Mongers need to exercise their (completely made up by the supreme Court) right to remain silent if caught with or in a massage parlor / girl and ask for their lawyer.

None of this however will stop you from being arrested but shut up and don't give them more info to use against you. It's similar you should always refuse to take road side sobriety test, why put on video for a judge to see you staggering trying to walk a chalk line, so do yourself a favor and remain silent cause no the police is lying when they say just tell me what happened and we'll let you go, they aren't going to let you go. So be quiet.

For me when I go to say SXL, I park my car in the garage on 12th and Michigan cause I know not a chance in hell a obese Chicago cop going to put that much effort into looking for my vehicle, since I'm sitting there with my mouth shut, I'm good.

**Wirelessone** · 05-27-24 12:27

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

So I have been to Sxl once. I saw Emily and it was great. What other ladies are worth seeing. I am sure some of the mongers here have a top 5 list for the Sxl ladies. Please pm me if you like as well as tipping.

I know someone was mentioned previously about all three holes open but never mentioned rates. I would search but I must be stupid or something. I always get an error trying to use search function here. Both on my phone and a computer.

As well another Emily or two but then you can type in the others ladies names over there such as Kelly and Bebe you can read those reviews as well. You can't search on SXL because the search needs 4 letters. I remember once seeing a post saying how to search on less than 4 letters names but I can't remember or find the post.

**SideTalker** · 05-27-24 12:10

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Princess Thai on Milwaukee: Zoey is a milfy thai who gives an above average massage followed by great L1 release. Got naked and paid 1 tip. I don't think more is available at this location. Saw one other decent looking provider.