Massage Parlor Reports

[Billy73]

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This guy is a troll and I've been 6 accounts of his. When he starts a new one please report it so I can ban it.

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[Billy73]

Orange is open again per poster Englee below. What happened to the paperwork that you saw? Can you double check the paperwork again? Reopening after a week is not permanently.

Funny how you finally come out of hiding.

Ever hear of a John Sting. Smile at the camera facing Oranges Front Door across the street and also the one that was just installed on the pole near the dispensary supply shop.

Yep those are CPD Cameras drive by and look for yourself seeing you climbed out of your hole.

[Wirelessone]

Believe what you want I know what you guys don't and now telling you guys nothing moving forward good luck when you get caught with your dick 2 inches in a girls ass.

But I digress, safe to say any guys reading this board or not understand that paying for sects is against the law. Mongers need to exercise their (completely made up by the supreme Court) right to remain silent if caught with or in a massage parlor / girl and ask for their lawyer.

None of this however will stop you from being arrested but shut up and don't give them more info to use against you. It's similar you should always refuse to take road side sobriety test, why put on video for a judge to see you staggering trying to walk a chalk line, so do yourself a favor and remain silent cause no the police is lying when they say just tell me what happened and we'll let you go, they aren't going to let you go. So be quiet.

For me when I go to say SXL, I park my car in the garage on 12th and Michigan cause I know not a chance in hell a obese Chicago cop going to put that much effort into looking for my vehicle, since I'm sitting there with my mouth shut, I'm good.

[Wirelessone]

So I have been to Sxl once. I saw Emily and it was great. What other ladies are worth seeing. I am sure some of the mongers here have a top 5 list for the Sxl ladies. Please pm me if you like as well as tipping.

I know someone was mentioned previously about all three holes open but never mentioned rates. I would search but I must be stupid or something. I always get an error trying to use search function here. Both on my phone and a computer.

As well another Emily or two but then you can type in the others ladies names over there such as Kelly and Bebe you can read those reviews as well. You can't search on SXL because the search needs 4 letters. I remember once seeing a post saying how to search on less than 4 letters names but I can't remember or find the post.

[SideTalker]

West River Spa: after two below average experiences with one provider (unfortunately did not get a name: smaller build, paranoid look on her face) I asked for Selena and had a pleasant time. Bit older in the face but great body. Decent massage followed by BBBJ AND 69 for 1. 4 in addition to house fee. Would recommend.

Princess Thai on Milwaukee: Zoey is a milfy thai who gives an above average massage followed by great L1 release. Got naked and paid 1 tip. I don't think more is available at this location. Saw one other decent looking provider.

[BareOnly2018]

So I moved out of state 18 months ago so I haven't visited them in quite some time. I keep an eye on the website when I'm coming into own. I see a lot of new girls and pics look good, but CLM is big on fake pics. Can anyone recommend anyone for Thursday? The line up is huge. I haven't seen Zara, I hear she's hot but not looking to spend 500 either. I was thinking Riley from what I've read. I also thought about getting approved in another agency, but not sure if it's worth it for 1-2 visits. I won't get back till Christmas.

I've seen Nikki before and her pics are horribly fake. Heard and read a lot on Maci.

[OF Charlie]

Orange is Closed Permanently just saw the paperwork.

Candy moved the girls back to BHC.

I would expect BHC to also get shuttered in the coming days.

Same person on the city license for BHC & Orange.

Believe what you want I know what you guys don't and now telling you guys nothing moving forward good luck when you get caught with your dick 2 inches in a girls ass.

Orange is open again per poster Englee below. What happened to the paperwork that you saw? Can you double check the paperwork again? Reopening after a week is not permanently.

[AllInOnHer]

Pay attention to the camera on the community center at Orange and APS their outdoor cameras are pointing direct at the front door of the spas.

You guys are insane for even attempting to go to these two locations.

Cameras outside are of no concern. It is not illegal to go into a massage parlor. It is not proof of anything.

[ElJefe69]

Pay attention to the camera on the community center at Orange and APS their outdoor cameras are pointing direct at the front door of the spas.

You guys are insane for even attempting to go to these two locations.

Wear a fucking N95 face mask. Many people are still wearing masks. Hide your face from the camera. Jeez. Pull a hoodie down over your head. Get that pussy fuck the community center.

[Billy73]

Earlier today I spent an hour over by Ruyuan. I drove down Archer Ave to take a look at Archer Perfect Spa and Orange. Neither location had a big orange sticker put on by the city. They both had their Open neon lights on. I parked across the street from Orange at the laundry mat. Sat there for about 15 minutes and I saw 2 mongers leave. The front door to the vestibule is open as well.

Pay attention to the camera on the community center at Orange and APS their outdoor cameras are pointing direct at the front door of the spas.

You guys are insane for even attempting to go to these two locations.

[Billy73]

I don't think the cpd was there to check their pipes!

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Great Pic. Those are ICE & FBI. Wonder what they charge per hour to fix pipes LOL.

Funny think is these guys will still say your lying like they do me. Shit is almost comical how mongers think even when you show them photo proof this wasn't Roto Rotter there LOL.

[Englee]

Earlier today I spent an hour over by Ruyuan. I drove down Archer Ave to take a look at Archer Perfect Spa and Orange. Neither location had a big orange sticker put on by the city. They both had their Open neon lights on. I parked across the street from Orange at the laundry mat. Sat there for about 15 minutes and I saw 2 mongers leave. The front door to the vestibule is open as well.

[Dbry4281]

I don't think the cpd was there to check their pipes!

Perfect Archer texted me said they weren't even busted. The water pipes broke and the girls couldn't shower at that location.

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[ProbablySleepy]

Anyone no anything about this one jess 773 663 9932 looks good google the number thanks.

I'm not sure this is the right thread for her, but I've reached out to her a couple times. She flaked (with potentially legit reasons, idk) both times. Always changing her number and name on the ads, but the few comments I've seen have been positive.

[BenBeck]

Is it just me, or do these places have disproportionately high plumbing issues? LOL.

It checks out, though. You flush thousands of wipes, rubbers and fistfuls of paper towels down the toilet and it's only a matter of time. Burst pipes are one thing, but a clogged drain has to be a routine operation.