Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaGuy21]

500 words kinda weak. I literally wrote 1883 words once. Most of my reviews goes beyond 1 k. I read a 500 words poetry I'm like this shit be lacking.

I think his point was the run-on reviews are NOT good. I know I scroll right past them. I don't need to know what you ate for lunch before you got a BJ or how some provider reminds you of that one time at band camp, hahaha. But, to each their own.

[OF Charlie]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Anyone know of any options that might be in that area, it seems Chinatown is the likely place, but I'm not renting a car so mostly looking for something close and convenient for late nights. Any recommendations to point me in the right direction would be much appreciated. Even an Indy, in-calls or a good recommendation for an outcall. Looks are important so has to be hot but not looking for GPS rates.

How brave are you? If you are brave, walk a couple of blocks south across the river to State and Lake and jump on the Orange Line. Ride 4 stops and get off at the Halsted stop. RL and Tokyo spa are within 5 minutes walk of the Halsted stop. Or ride 2 more stops and get off at the 35th/Archer stop. PD is 5 minutes walk and Orange is 10 minutes walk from the stop. Plenty of reviews on those places.

If you are scared to take the Chicago train, then wait to see if anyone else has something else to offer. There is nothing much in the loop area as the rent is too high and parking is too difficult.

[Member #6568]

Not jessica from PD.

Unique look-long eye lashes and couldn't tell but pupils looked huge for some reason.

Friendly-but not feelin it, so was going to go-as try to entice I could tell she was trying to slip her hand I to fromt pocket looking for $$.

Called her out-she apologized asked to stay still I apologized said I gotz to go.

[RedGhost79]

Are you sure you were on Montrose.

381X W Montrose, Unit X W.

[BuckENaked]

I'm trying to get a handle on things in the local area as I'm coming in town on business. Going to be staying I guess just outside of downtown in the southern most part of River North.

Anyone know of any options that might be in that area, it seems Chinatown is the likely place, but I'm not renting a car so mostly looking for something close and convenient for late nights. Any recommendations to point me in the right direction would be much appreciated. Even an Indy, in-calls or a good recommendation for an outcall. Looks are important so has to be hot but not looking for GPS rates.

[Mfarfu Tom]

Was hanging around this area and noticed a fairly new (Place that I was unfamiliar with, texted and was given rates for massage & full service massage (40/60, 160/180).

Decided to head over at lunch and was met at the door by Tiffany.

I opted for the half hour FS.

Back to the room. We hopped on the bed for some BBBJ. After rubbing her clit and grabbing her hair she started to tremble and was soaked. She went from professional and a little distant to scrambling for the condom. When the water started to run she was begging to fuck. She hopped on for some Cowgirl that turned into me grabbing her ass and her collapsing on my my chest slow pumping and moaning.

Lost track how long we were in that position and she asked me to hop in Mish. Her legs went to the ceiling as she was making all the right hip adjustments for me to go deeper and deeper. After pumping her in that position her legs shook and she came hard. Not for nothing, you can tell she's a surfer by the way she moves her hips and uses her legs in different positions.

After dunking in the bag she blessed me with a hot towel and a decent, playful massage and I was on my way.

Are you sure you were on Montrose. Angels in at 381X Irving Park and you have to call or text to get in.

[JamesWords]

Its so dumb now. There's no point in reading any of the posts by all the new accounts with less than 10 posts. Its hilarious how many brand new accounts come online and post 500-word detailed poetry about their sessions with places that hardly have even existed for more than a month. So dumb.

500 words kinda weak. I literally wrote 1883 words once. Most of my reviews goes beyond 1 k. I read a 500 words poetry I'm like this shit be lacking.

[ConfuciusMan]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

I think you would like thai Nadia or Emily. Both have nice d cup boobs petite and nice curvy ass. They are pleasant to look at young. They both also give pretty good massages. I think it's important to have both qualities.

[Chiguyxxx]

Anybody check out the new girls at CLM? Would love to know about Brooke and / or Sofia. The last girl I saw there, Nikki, didn't look anything like her photos so that has turned me against trying new girls. Thanks.

[Lamer12]

Last month, I visited Health Care Spa twice. 2 different providers, I wasn't attracted to either and declined extra. However, the massage was great in both cases, and for that price, I will return again. Overall, it seems like a clean spa. I would recommend it.

I stopped by CLC; they have older Asian girls. Massage is not nonexistent; service is ok. It is fine if you are out of options.

https://tryst.link/massage/jordanmare26 - Saw Jordan as well. She is expensive, but super hot and massage was great. Her music can be a mood killer, but once I got used to it, it didn't bother me. I Probably should have asked to turn it down a bit.

I am planning on visiting Broadway Spa this week and will report back. This cold weather makes me lazy.

I haven't visited Ozone in a while, any updates on who is working there?

[StanCopier]

Hi,

Looking for a massage on a milking table. Anyone aware of any providers using them?

Appreciate it!

[GMoney05]

Is Amy an anal queen too?

No. From what I hear the chicks at Grand Spa who are younger than usual Spa's only do "Hand-Shakes". Just check Grand Spa reviews from years ago Amy was always mentioned on here most bashed her now she Is very loud and energetic. But she's not mean or anything that Anal Queen gave me trouble before and I see Ozone had to let her go now she's working downtown at SXL and part time at T-Pro. Amy looks better than this Karly just being real.

[GMoney05]

Who would you recommend there? I think last time I was there it was Mandy but she pretty old as well.

Last time I stopped by Golden Dream there was another lady A little younger than Mandy but still older maybe Late 30's and she told me they were busy so I left without catching her name. If y'all want youth than the Chinatown Apartments should be y'all spots. Very ware A Spa will have someone young even Cindy who used to work at Ozone was saying she's 27 but she was actually 35.

[Lamer12]

Wow it sounds like you really made her day, you may be the best she ever had. It must have sucked for her to have to go through the motions for the next dozen guys she banged the rest of the day and try to fake it for their egos.

I almost choked on coffee reading this LOL.

[Eddinger]

Right on the money, sir.

Its so dumb now. There's no point in reading any of the posts by all the new accounts with less than 10 posts. Its hilarious how many brand new accounts come online and post 500-word detailed poetry about their sessions with places that hardly have even existed for more than a month. So dumb.