Massage Parlor Reports

[ConfuciusMan]

Was hanging around this area and noticed a fairly new (Place that I was unfamiliar with, texted and was given rates for massage & full service massage (40/60, 160/180).

Decided to head over at lunch and was met at the door by Tiffany.

I opted for the half hour FS.

Back to the room. We hopped on the bed for some BBBJ. After rubbing her clit and grabbing her hair she started to tremble and was soaked. She went from professional and a little distant to scrambling for the condom. When the water started to run she was begging to fuck. She hopped on for some Cowgirl that turned into me grabbing her ass and her collapsing on my my chest slow pumping and moaning.

Lost track how long we were in that position and she asked me to hop in Mish. Her legs went to the ceiling as she was making all the right hip adjustments for me to go deeper and deeper. After pumping her in that position her legs shook and she came hard. Not for nothing, you can tell she's a surfer by the way she moves her hips and uses her legs in different positions.

After dunking in the bag she blessed me with a hot towel and a decent, playful massage and I was on my way.

Sorry I can't believe the spa quoted you the price for full service over the phone. What if you where the cops? I'm suspicious about this post. Also maybe to protect our favorite spa and msaage therapist. I avoid telling what extras and price are offered. I like to go and visit without getting busted.

[Moss734]

Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

Would be helpful to always include the Rate / donation paid without a need for a translator or code ring to understand. When you mean one hundred dollars just type $100 or "one hundred dollars". $20 or twenty dollars. Also just saying “I paid the normal or usual rate” is not helpful.

[WalkingHard]

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.

[Moss734]

These phony reviews are becoming alarmingly reminiscent of Rubmaps (I am not even going quote them and give them more life). It's already frustrating to encounter exaggerated reviews that read like lengthy novels, but these recent spa penthouse letters are a little too much.

[Al Melrose]

Yeah Orange has A new Latina who I'm hearing from alot of people looks kind of like what you would call A "Lady-Boy" or my term "Transformer". Shocked Orange Spa Is so hyped up I stick to Spa's where the MT stay and I know are real females. When Orange Spa 1st opened It was daily reports of these Transformers being there and some men were actually Into that like gross.

BangBangRoom reported on a Valentino at Orange, name says it all!

[Boston2060]

Any good stories or recommendations for sunny spa?

I have to admit my curiosity has been piqued by this Vivi. I'm regularly in the area of Sunny but the one time I scoped it out, 3+ years ago, an older MT answered and I was not at all interested. Also, being on Halsted in the West Loop (Greektown), the foot and street traffic is just so heavy. I like the idea of a part-timer and her description, although overly simplified, sounds almost worth checking out. Maybe someone else can elaborate on her a bit more. She has to have worked (or works) at another spa based on the part-time schedule. Might just have to check it out!

[Moejoo]

Looks like not everyone is enjoying "Eva" as much as you think. I think I trust the guy with almost 300 posts over the poster with 8. Mama, papa?

Many of the shills are near 300 or over so it makes it that so much more difficult to weed through the muck and fog but the single digit shills are amusing.

[SpaGuy21]

I am always jazzed to see you guys enjoying Eva's many talents, both erotic and massage. The total package! And, indeed, those C's are all natural and SO wonderful to fuck! And her. "like long lost lovers".

Stopped by Lotus on Irving Park Portage Park. No signage. Red paper covering door. MT was 40's to 50's short and stocky dressed in red lingerie with red boots. The place smelled brutal. I think they live there so all the cooking smells. Only one MT there. Hard pass.

Looks like not everyone is enjoying "Eva" as much as you think. I think I trust the guy with almost 300 posts over the poster with 8. Mama, papa?

[NoHorni]

No, they don't take walk ins.

They do take walk ins. I used to work near the area and decided to try it after reading reviews here about it. Walked in, paid, and badabing badaboom, I had an alright time (Do you truly have fun when your spending a large amount of money for temporary carnal lust relief?

[Bylethe]

Finally I was able to go to 504X and revisit the beautiful Eva. She is as lovely as I remember her, she has been gone for 5 months. Wow, time passes quickly! Any who w e never discussed time now. She walked me to the room and we started to kiss and rube each other, and the fun's started. DATY, BBBJ, lots of kissing DK, rubbed her pussy and on the rubber for mish while I softly rubber her clit. She say she came multiple times. After I had completely drained my huevos. We laid there and cuttle for about 10 minutes. It was great to see her again, Got dress and water, on my way out Kaite came from their office area and said I been waiting for you. I hug and kiss, she was so happy I was there. We chatted for a little bit and told me thank you for being there.

I will be back soon to see Eva.

I am always jazzed to see you guys enjoying Eva's many talents, both erotic and massage. The total package! And, indeed, those C's are all natural and SO wonderful to fuck! And her. "like long lost lovers".

[Tennan]

I did a recon mission on 4205 and Rd in Chicago this week. Ella is a very attractive Milfy Asian with a great body. $50 admission fee for 30 minutes & I had to negotiate FS for 120. She was reluctant to accept this & wanted more but once the haggling was out of the way I had her in a few fun positions. She says there are 2 girls working there. I saw a other good looking girl walking around as I was leaving. Definitely going to come back to see another girl.

Thanks Bro. I plan on dropping by Red Rose later today to get a visual on all the new talent, so I can make a selection to look forward to come Sunday, my next planned soiree into our fav pleasure palace.

[RedGhost79]

Was hanging around this area and noticed a fairly new (Place that I was unfamiliar with, texted and was given rates for massage & full service massage (40/60, 160/180).

Decided to head over at lunch and was met at the door by Tiffany.

I opted for the half hour FS.

Back to the room. We hopped on the bed for some BBBJ. After rubbing her clit and grabbing her hair she started to tremble and was soaked. She went from professional and a little distant to scrambling for the condom. When the water started to run she was begging to fuck. She hopped on for some Cowgirl that turned into me grabbing her ass and her collapsing on my my chest slow pumping and moaning.

Lost track how long we were in that position and she asked me to hop in Mish. Her legs went to the ceiling as she was making all the right hip adjustments for me to go deeper and deeper. After pumping her in that position her legs shook and she came hard. Not for nothing, you can tell she's a surfer by the way she moves her hips and uses her legs in different positions.

After dunking in the bag she blessed me with a hot towel and a decent, playful massage and I was on my way.

[GMoney05]

Had a few minutes to visit two places in my travels this morning but did not partake. Here's what I saw -.

819 - Cici said she is only one working there. Looked to be about 40. Big breasts. Seemed friendly.

Ozone. The fugly one in front read my lack of poker face reaction to her looks and did that thing where they call to the back then seemingly shout at each other for awhile, and an attractive woman in her mid 30's, slim but with C cups, also seemed friendly, arrived. Didn't catch her name.

Okay did you even catch the name of this Mid 30's slim attractive woman at Ozone? I miss Cindy and Sasha and been looking for Asians on their level.

[GMoney05]

819 was reported on here as dirty with mold. Tokyo and Kenzie are new so they may be better but keep in mind these are high volume places so most likely not enough time to properly clean plus these girls bang mongers in the shower area too.

Orange has been reported to have ladyboys so be aware of that.

Yeah Orange has A new Latina who I'm hearing from alot of people looks kind of like what you would call A "Lady-Boy" or my term "Transformer". Shocked Orange Spa Is so hyped up I stick to Spa's where the MT stay and I know are real females. When Orange Spa 1st opened It was daily reports of these Transformers being there and some men were actually Into that like gross.

[HamSter80]

Got delayed one day in Chicago on a connecting flight and decided to try an AMP. Had it narrowed down to Tokyo and Kedzie after reading this forum. Chose Kedzie which may have been a bad choice given the drive time from the airport area. TS was offered / given but there was no body sliding and no prostate teasing or play. Other than that it was about as good as described in previous reviews on this forum. Her name was Doris and I would give her a 6/10 in looks, nothing like is found in Orlando FL. She had a great attitude but not nasty / naughty to what I had hoped. Body was slightly sagging in some areas. If stuck in Chicago overnight again. I would probably try a different AMP out even though I would consider Kenzie a good but not great experience.