Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

Had a chance to go visit Lotus on Saturday. Place was empty no one there. When I came in Cindy opened an greeted me with a smile, hug and kiss, said come on in, I also saw Mimi which was busy on her phone and waved hi! Cindy is a beautiful woman probably mid 30's, short hair about shoulder length, with a very curvy and tight body. I did the hour and she massage my body for about 25 minutes, that felt great. Once the flip cam she left to get a cover and the fun began. We did 69; mish, dog. During 69 I noticed her tight pussy and how well it was handling my tongue, she was very responsive and got wet right away. One to mish which it very sexy as she was a great waist line and her ass so tigh, she does have fate tits but they look and feel great. I decided to see her ass better so I asked for dog, which she rapidly turned, she place her self on the table both legs up too spread eagle, when I entered her she made a a uff sound and it felt so tight. Her body was so firm and tight and her ass saw so perfectly shaped. I was pushing deep and hard and she was rubbing my boys while I wa sin and out of her, that action made me explode like there was no tomorrow. She seem very touch after the whole deed. She kept on kissing and hugging while laying next to me, I know they act like you lover but that was great acting, even on the way out she held my hand and gave me fruit for the way out and a water bottle and kiss right at the out side door. She even helped me get dress she did not wanted me to do it alone.

Man what a woman! Once I get a chance I will be back to see her before she leaves.

Wow it sounds like you really made her day, you may be the best she ever had. It must have sucked for her to have to go through the motions for the next dozen guys she banged the rest of the day and try to fake it for their egos.

[Mustashlo]

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If you make another fake user to post fake reports about your place I will edit them so they say you use hidden cameras to extort your customer.

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[Papahound]

I agree. Lately the Spa's covered aren't even legit Spa's more of Fronts. Orange they owe me $20 credit off my next visit due 2 the girl I had not knowing an actual thing about giving A real Massage. They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes. It's the most talked about Spa on the Chicago thread. I already know about most the good cheap Spa's. Also I wonder Is It the owners of these Spa's on here covering their own Spa's. Some of these places I know for A fact don't even do beyond Level 1 (Hand-Shakes) yet I read reports of someone writing A script to A porn scene on PornHub lofl. Spa's worth checking out around Chicago Princess Thai (Belmont), Lucky Spa, Sunkiss and West River Spa are the cleanest even Grand Spa but everybody hates Amy. She's nicer than Karly the dumb Anal Queen who I see everybody bragging about.

Is Amy an anal queen too?

[SexWithJesus69]

Hmmm. Your post is at 4 something AM. First post on a new profile. I'm running right over there. LOL.

There was no Ella there. Only Linda and Lilly. Nothing crazy.

[Throwaway5192]

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[Bylethe]

Had a chance to go visit Lotus on Saturday. Place was empty no one there. When I came in Cindy opened an greeted me with a smile, hug and kiss, said come on in, I also saw Mimi which was busy on her phone and waved hi! Cindy is a beautiful woman probably mid 30's, short hair about shoulder length, with a very curvy and tight body. I did the hour and she massage my body for about 25 minutes, that felt great. Once the flip cam she left to get a cover and the fun began. We did 69; mish, dog. During 69 I noticed her tight pussy and how well it was handling my tongue, she was very responsive and got wet right away. One to mish which it very sexy as she was a great waist line and her ass so tigh, she does have fate tits but they look and feel great. I decided to see her ass better so I asked for dog, which she rapidly turned, she place her self on the table both legs up too spread eagle, when I entered her she made a a uff sound and it felt so tight. Her body was so firm and tight and her ass saw so perfectly shaped. I was pushing deep and hard and she was rubbing my boys while I wa sin and out of her, that action made me explode like there was no tomorrow. She seem very touch after the whole deed. She kept on kissing and hugging while laying next to me, I know they act like you lover but that was great acting, even on the way out she held my hand and gave me fruit for the way out and a water bottle and kiss right at the out side door. She even helped me get dress she did not wanted me to do it alone.

Man what a woman! Once I get a chance I will be back to see her before she leaves.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Yep, the rush job problem is very real. I really wish some of these mamas and papas would understand something that feels counterintuitive. Sometimes being un-rushed can actually get the job done much faster. I really get the impression sometimes that some of these girls genuinely (truly) have no idea what sexy is. Limited english is one thing, But the fake exaggerated howling, "oh yeah baby you cum now baby OHH" after a few seconds is a vibe killer, experience ruiner. I don't even know how many visits (no place in particular) that could have been totally fine were basically ruined because of zero foreplay, "ok you cum now hurry baby" after one minute.

Last review I wrote for Orange, event showed the girl the start time on phone to get her to understand we're on the same page about the session start time. Cute idiot nearly drowned me in alcohol and then tried to put the hat on totally soft.

[Fit312]

They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes.

The level of service varies radically from girl to girl, but Orange generally is a rush job. I went there early on New Year's Day and there were already two other dudes getting serviced by 9:15. I fucked the girl with the super hairy pussy (MoMo? AnAn?) and I banged the hell out of her even though she was being real fake and trying to rush me. The guy in the next room sounded like he was having a similar experience and I shouted him some words of encouragement. They seem to be having a lot of turnover based on their WeChat moments.

[CuriosityGuy0]

Any one know if red lantern girls do Qv? I see they offer hhr and full hour but no mention of Qv. I texted the person but didn't answer question just repeated menu. TIA.

[Subarusti]

T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.

Who would you recommend there? I think last time I was there it was Mandy but she pretty old as well.

[Mr LoudMonger]

One of my weirdest and most uncomfortable massage experiences ever- AI Shang Health Center. Upstairs in Chinatown, across the street from the Fire Station. They have this very strange, very uncomfortable "moxibustion" massage table. I didn't understand how it worked, but inside the table was some sort of light that was producing heat. Made for a hot, sweaty massage. The table felt like laying on a sheet of plexiglass. The massage I received was the most painful I've received, and that's saying something, as I'm something of a glutton for punishment in the deep tissue massage area. My entire back covered in red bruises.

Afterwards, which was after 10 and I still wanted a Spa fix and they're mostly closed, by chance I happened upon Windsor Spa (Pulaski, I think), which I'd never seen or heard of. In fact I might not have gone had I read the reviews on this site (I just looked at a few now). Anyway I was pleasantly surprised. Location sucked, but the girl who answered the door was a 24 year old cutie from Singapore named Ella. Super nice, cute, excellent English (English is taught in Singapore). I probably overpaid, we didn't really negotiate, I just kind of handed her a stack and went right to it. I think she said she was leaving in a few days. I can't remember the last time I had such a young Asian at a spa. I'm accustomed to the grannies.

[GMoney05]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.

[DailyGreen1]

Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).

4 bills we will the the talk down one day.

[Subarusti]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

[DailyGreen1]

So you got two for $$$

Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).