Massage Parlor Reports

[ConfuciusMan]

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

I think you would like thai Nadia or Emily. Both have nice d cup boobs petite and nice curvy ass. They are pleasant to look at young. They both also give pretty good massages. I think it's important to have both qualities.

[Chiguyxxx]

Anybody check out the new girls at CLM? Would love to know about Brooke and / or Sofia. The last girl I saw there, Nikki, didn't look anything like her photos so that has turned me against trying new girls. Thanks.

[Lamer12]

Last month, I visited Health Care Spa twice. 2 different providers, I wasn't attracted to either and declined extra. However, the massage was great in both cases, and for that price, I will return again. Overall, it seems like a clean spa. I would recommend it.

I stopped by CLC; they have older Asian girls. Massage is not nonexistent; service is ok. It is fine if you are out of options.

https://tryst.link/massage/jordanmare26 - Saw Jordan as well. She is expensive, but super hot and massage was great. Her music can be a mood killer, but once I got used to it, it didn't bother me. I Probably should have asked to turn it down a bit.

I am planning on visiting Broadway Spa this week and will report back. This cold weather makes me lazy.

I haven't visited Ozone in a while, any updates on who is working there?

[StanCopier]

Hi,

Looking for a massage on a milking table. Anyone aware of any providers using them?

Appreciate it!

[GMoney05]

Is Amy an anal queen too?

No. From what I hear the chicks at Grand Spa who are younger than usual Spa's only do "Hand-Shakes". Just check Grand Spa reviews from years ago Amy was always mentioned on here most bashed her now she Is very loud and energetic. But she's not mean or anything that Anal Queen gave me trouble before and I see Ozone had to let her go now she's working downtown at SXL and part time at T-Pro. Amy looks better than this Karly just being real.

[GMoney05]

Who would you recommend there? I think last time I was there it was Mandy but she pretty old as well.

Last time I stopped by Golden Dream there was another lady A little younger than Mandy but still older maybe Late 30's and she told me they were busy so I left without catching her name. If y'all want youth than the Chinatown Apartments should be y'all spots. Very ware A Spa will have someone young even Cindy who used to work at Ozone was saying she's 27 but she was actually 35.

[Lamer12]

Wow it sounds like you really made her day, you may be the best she ever had. It must have sucked for her to have to go through the motions for the next dozen guys she banged the rest of the day and try to fake it for their egos.

I almost choked on coffee reading this LOL.

[Eddinger]

Right on the money, sir.

Its so dumb now. There's no point in reading any of the posts by all the new accounts with less than 10 posts. Its hilarious how many brand new accounts come online and post 500-word detailed poetry about their sessions with places that hardly have even existed for more than a month. So dumb.

[Moejoo]

Had a chance to go visit Lotus on Saturday. Place was empty no one there. When I came in Cindy opened an greeted me with a smile, hug and kiss, said come on in, I also saw Mimi which was busy on her phone and waved hi! Cindy is a beautiful woman probably mid 30's, short hair about shoulder length, with a very curvy and tight body. I did the hour and she massage my body for about 25 minutes, that felt great. Once the flip cam she left to get a cover and the fun began. We did 69; mish, dog. During 69 I noticed her tight pussy and how well it was handling my tongue, she was very responsive and got wet right away. One to mish which it very sexy as she was a great waist line and her ass so tigh, she does have fate tits but they look and feel great. I decided to see her ass better so I asked for dog, which she rapidly turned, she place her self on the table both legs up too spread eagle, when I entered her she made a a uff sound and it felt so tight. Her body was so firm and tight and her ass saw so perfectly shaped. I was pushing deep and hard and she was rubbing my boys while I wa sin and out of her, that action made me explode like there was no tomorrow. She seem very touch after the whole deed. She kept on kissing and hugging while laying next to me, I know they act like you lover but that was great acting, even on the way out she held my hand and gave me fruit for the way out and a water bottle and kiss right at the out side door. She even helped me get dress she did not wanted me to do it alone.

Man what a woman! Once I get a chance I will be back to see her before she leaves.

Wow it sounds like you really made her day, you may be the best she ever had. It must have sucked for her to have to go through the motions for the next dozen guys she banged the rest of the day and try to fake it for their egos.

[Mustashlo]

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If you make another fake user to post fake reports about your place I will edit them so they say you use hidden cameras to extort your customer.

A2

[Papahound]

I agree. Lately the Spa's covered aren't even legit Spa's more of Fronts. Orange they owe me $20 credit off my next visit due 2 the girl I had not knowing an actual thing about giving A real Massage. They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes. It's the most talked about Spa on the Chicago thread. I already know about most the good cheap Spa's. Also I wonder Is It the owners of these Spa's on here covering their own Spa's. Some of these places I know for A fact don't even do beyond Level 1 (Hand-Shakes) yet I read reports of someone writing A script to A porn scene on PornHub lofl. Spa's worth checking out around Chicago Princess Thai (Belmont), Lucky Spa, Sunkiss and West River Spa are the cleanest even Grand Spa but everybody hates Amy. She's nicer than Karly the dumb Anal Queen who I see everybody bragging about.

Is Amy an anal queen too?

[SexWithJesus69]

Hmmm. Your post is at 4 something AM. First post on a new profile. I'm running right over there. LOL.

There was no Ella there. Only Linda and Lilly. Nothing crazy.

[Throwaway5192]

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[Bylethe]

Had a chance to go visit Lotus on Saturday. Place was empty no one there. When I came in Cindy opened an greeted me with a smile, hug and kiss, said come on in, I also saw Mimi which was busy on her phone and waved hi! Cindy is a beautiful woman probably mid 30's, short hair about shoulder length, with a very curvy and tight body. I did the hour and she massage my body for about 25 minutes, that felt great. Once the flip cam she left to get a cover and the fun began. We did 69; mish, dog. During 69 I noticed her tight pussy and how well it was handling my tongue, she was very responsive and got wet right away. One to mish which it very sexy as she was a great waist line and her ass so tigh, she does have fate tits but they look and feel great. I decided to see her ass better so I asked for dog, which she rapidly turned, she place her self on the table both legs up too spread eagle, when I entered her she made a a uff sound and it felt so tight. Her body was so firm and tight and her ass saw so perfectly shaped. I was pushing deep and hard and she was rubbing my boys while I wa sin and out of her, that action made me explode like there was no tomorrow. She seem very touch after the whole deed. She kept on kissing and hugging while laying next to me, I know they act like you lover but that was great acting, even on the way out she held my hand and gave me fruit for the way out and a water bottle and kiss right at the out side door. She even helped me get dress she did not wanted me to do it alone.

Man what a woman! Once I get a chance I will be back to see her before she leaves.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Yep, the rush job problem is very real. I really wish some of these mamas and papas would understand something that feels counterintuitive. Sometimes being un-rushed can actually get the job done much faster. I really get the impression sometimes that some of these girls genuinely (truly) have no idea what sexy is. Limited english is one thing, But the fake exaggerated howling, "oh yeah baby you cum now baby OHH" after a few seconds is a vibe killer, experience ruiner. I don't even know how many visits (no place in particular) that could have been totally fine were basically ruined because of zero foreplay, "ok you cum now hurry baby" after one minute.

Last review I wrote for Orange, event showed the girl the start time on phone to get her to understand we're on the same page about the session start time. Cute idiot nearly drowned me in alcohol and then tried to put the hat on totally soft.