Massage Parlor Reports

**Mmkk9982** · 11-05-23 21:33

Stopped by today. Was given one option, massage with boom boom for 160 so I said okay, didn't give me a timeframe and I didn't ask ended up there for about 45 min. Keeping it short and sweet overall okay experience but not worth the drive for me and it was really dark and my masseuse kinda hid behind the door when she opened it so I didn't really get to see that she's an older chick maybe forties (maybe fifties) with mostly black hair small boobs and kida a flat butt (I like variety so I don't mind a skinny flat girl every once in a while). Massage was possibly the worst I've ever gotten at an AMP but not horrible, better than one of my exes. Bbj was pretty decent she also licked and worked the sack, old gal put alot of energy into trying to make me bust. She hopped up for FS (covered) switched to Mish after she rode me for a little then went back to bbj for finish, busted on her shoulder since she was licking the sack again. Cleaned me up and walked me out. Again not bad but not good enough that I'll make the drive again. 160 total I didn't get a door fee.

**CluelessMuppet** · 11-05-23 21:20

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Went last week. Greeted by a locked door and big orange sign.

I confirm this. Drove past today after a nice time at HKPD and the lights were off at 819, orange sign stuck on the door, big enough to read from my car.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-05-23 19:23

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Does best rack to you mean big / perky, or both? Maybe big nipples?

As for best ass, in terms of round or shapely, that is non-existent. Spa girls are not hitting the gym after 12 hour days, working 6 days a week. Nobody's working on their glutes. A handful of Asian escorts on Eros and Tryst do, but that's about it.

I disagree with you. Their was and are a few Asian massage therapist with Asian jlo ass. I think Lisa from Belmont spa and Sara had a nice curvy ass. Also Tiffany at Broadway spa. They are their. You just have to look around.

**GMoney05** · 11-05-23 15:11

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Natalie was her OG call sign when she started working there back in '21 I believe. What happened? What's the drama?

Well I'll make A long story short she came to the door back In 2021 and right away gave me an attitude and even asked me "Am I at the right place" I told her I go there all the time and usually see the others Sasha, Cindy (My favorite) and A few others they had an older lady who was kind of hot who went by Ava not the odd one who's there nowadays. But Natalie eventually let me in took her A long time to come In the room and she asked me again who did I see there I told her "Don't you remember I just named them" and she asked me "Was I on drugs" I was like what? What kind of question Is that and she Ignored me then she told me to turn over and wanted $100 for A handshake I told her maybe $60 at most and she said "That's It massage over". I left tried to call and speak with the Boss and she answered the phone and hung up and had my number blocked I wrote A google review. The Boss who goes by Nicky called me and offered me my full money back or Free Massage. I got the free Massage but after that the workers would lie and claim they were busy and booked with appointments which Is A lie most Ozone costumers are usually walk-Ins. Plus back then I would get topless handshakes for $60. I was shocked this Anal Queen Is the same ***** who gave me an attitude for no reason. Maybe these Men paying around $300 she's not cute at all don't see why she's so spoken about on here. She's the only person taking It up the butt I guess.

**Poppers113** · 11-05-23 14:51

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Got to see yiyi today. Ver cute girl about 5'3". Perky B cups. English was good enough to not need translator. Nice wide hips and she was tight. She took all of junior in cow girl. Struggled a little in doggy. I would repeat.

Just received text, new crew on board. Any one seen her?

**ReallyNotSayin** · 11-05-23 14:13

After taking in the reviews for HCS, decided to take it for a spin. Angela "wasn't working" so got saddled with an older woman. She wasn't a looker.

Anywho, massage was pretty good but between in and out for the door bell and the fact that I didn't find her sexy at all, I was really disappointed. Can't imagine I'll be returning.

Summary.

Looks: 3/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Value: 2/10 ($70 house, $50 L1 tip).

**DMichaels69** · 11-05-23 09:27

These types of questions are funny. Everyone's tastes are different and with AMP's they are here today, maybe gone tomorrow. The best answer is to get out more and build your own list. Find a good spa, become a regular or find several good spa's, become a regular. This is what bears the most fruit and in the long run pays dividends.

Something else you can do is buddy up with a monger to TOFTT for you and finance his visits. Then he can report back to you about it allowing you to build up information that way.

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

**GeneralObvious** · 11-05-23 07:31

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

Does best rack to you mean big / perky, or both? Maybe big nipples?

As for best ass, in terms of round or shapely, that is non-existent. Spa girls are not hitting the gym after 12 hour days, working 6 days a week. Nobody's working on their glutes. A handful of Asian escorts on Eros and Tryst do, but that's about it.

**NonProlover** · 11-05-23 07:30

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.

I tried Rich's place since I was nearby. It was 57 xx Irving park. The woman was nice but rushed and mechanical. I guess it's classic YMMV with these type places. If the provider is actually into it as it sounds like she was for rich, it's good value. For me, no such luck with Yu yu unfortunately. A 5 min light touch tease, not a massage, and flip where she just tried to get it done asap. Not bad looking but def nothing exciting, and not much in the way of service. Oh and when I handed her 120 she insisted it was 140. I'm not one to argue over $20, I'm sure she can use it. But it's no repeat for me. Mostly I agree with the original poster's assessment that it's better to spend the extra for a good provider and good session than try to find the diamond in the rough.

BTW, anyone have any suggestions on a good prostate massage provider? Last one I got was while back and the provider is no longer around. I just have a hankering lately. I don't think anyone really advertises it but I get the sense several are very willing to, but have to get lucky to find it if you're looking. Would appreciate any recommendations.

**OF Charlie** · 11-05-23 06:57

Originally Posted by FellowMonger [View Original Post]

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

I never get the "best" question. To say someone is the best technically means a guy would have to have seen everyone already in order to say girl X is the best. If he hasn't seen girl Y, how can he say girl X is the best. And what does best rack even mean. I mean best rack to you might be double D, but to me it means C cups and to another guy might mean small B cups.

As to who opens the latest, Tokyo spa is open until 1:00 am, same closing time as PD since it's the same booker.

**SlowRolling** · 11-05-23 06:56

Anybody got any BBBJCIM recommendations? Preferably one where the massage is actually decent.

**ShuperShtar** · 11-05-23 03:06

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.

I don't understand why the grannies even get hired here, in queens NYC they would be charging 60-80 for FS. But they come here and try to charge the same as the hot Asians lmao.

**FellowMonger** · 11-05-23 02:23

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

**Masalic** · 11-04-23 21:11

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

They never renewed their license.

What you think they had tokyo spa so they figured it was better to just abandon 819?

**RichL1234** · 11-04-23 21:03

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3125857253/1

I don't know if this is or isn't the place RichL went to that ORD referenced but I had some time and wasn't going above 120 so decided to check out the spot. There are two women there. I saw Mimi. She told me the name of the other woman but it wasn't Yu Yu or Ying Ying or anything with a why. I can't remember. Anyway I rang the bell. She looked out the curtain and opened up. She was wearing a GILF sweat suit of some kind. Small and skinny. Face ok. I figured why not. I like GILFs and she was skinny, which I like. Maybe 5'5. Went into the room and handed over 120. Her English is non-existent except, money, ok / ok, and you handsome at the end. She told me 140. I went to take the money back and said I'd come back later, which I wouldn't. She said ok / ok. I said boom boom only and got undressed while she took the money wherever. She came back in. We took off her clothes and that's when I was surprised by some nice full Cs. Nipples good size but not giant. Areaolas normal size. But the full Cs were a suprise. Ass very small, which I love. Def a GILF body, though. Skinny because she's old. Probably mid60's.

I sucked her tits, she stroked my cock. I moved my finger down, inserted a little and she pulled back, lubed up, put some lube on my finger but only wanted FOV. Moved her to the table to suck her tits some more, flipped her over to rub that small ass. She tried to put the condom on. Per the other posts, another woman who doesn't understand the limp dick. I had her stroke some more, put the condom on, and climbed up on the table to do K9. Rubbed my thumb on her asshole. Blew in the bag.

Pros if you like them: small ass, nice full Cs. The two don't usually go together. GILF if you like Gilfs.

Cons: No kissing, no DATY, didn't try DATO, no BJ. Rush job. In and out in about 15.

Would not repeat, but I don't repeat. Glad I tried her given the pros. These cheap AMPs are always a waste of money compared to saving up and seeing a higher priced woman. But I prefer volume right now. LOL.

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.