Massage Parlor Reports

[NonProlover]

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.

I tried Rich's place since I was nearby. It was 57 xx Irving park. The woman was nice but rushed and mechanical. I guess it's classic YMMV with these type places. If the provider is actually into it as it sounds like she was for rich, it's good value. For me, no such luck with Yu yu unfortunately. A 5 min light touch tease, not a massage, and flip where she just tried to get it done asap. Not bad looking but def nothing exciting, and not much in the way of service. Oh and when I handed her 120 she insisted it was 140. I'm not one to argue over $20, I'm sure she can use it. But it's no repeat for me. Mostly I agree with the original poster's assessment that it's better to spend the extra for a good provider and good session than try to find the diamond in the rough.

BTW, anyone have any suggestions on a good prostate massage provider? Last one I got was while back and the provider is no longer around. I just have a hankering lately. I don't think anyone really advertises it but I get the sense several are very willing to, but have to get lucky to find it if you're looking. Would appreciate any recommendations.

[OF Charlie]

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

I never get the "best" question. To say someone is the best technically means a guy would have to have seen everyone already in order to say girl X is the best. If he hasn't seen girl Y, how can he say girl X is the best. And what does best rack even mean. I mean best rack to you might be double D, but to me it means C cups and to another guy might mean small B cups.

As to who opens the latest, Tokyo spa is open until 1:00 am, same closing time as PD since it's the same booker.

[SlowRolling]

Anybody got any BBBJCIM recommendations? Preferably one where the massage is actually decent.

[ShuperShtar]

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.

I don't understand why the grannies even get hired here, in queens NYC they would be charging 60-80 for FS. But they come here and try to charge the same as the hot Asians lmao.

[FellowMonger]

Hey been out of it for a bit but just wondering if anyone has recommendations on the best rack / ass from the MPs. Not CLM.

And then also the latest open parlors. Feel free to DM me also.

[Masalic]

They never renewed their license.

What you think they had tokyo spa so they figured it was better to just abandon 819?

[RichL1234]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3125857253/1

I don't know if this is or isn't the place RichL went to that ORD referenced but I had some time and wasn't going above 120 so decided to check out the spot. There are two women there. I saw Mimi. She told me the name of the other woman but it wasn't Yu Yu or Ying Ying or anything with a why. I can't remember. Anyway I rang the bell. She looked out the curtain and opened up. She was wearing a GILF sweat suit of some kind. Small and skinny. Face ok. I figured why not. I like GILFs and she was skinny, which I like. Maybe 5'5. Went into the room and handed over 120. Her English is non-existent except, money, ok / ok, and you handsome at the end. She told me 140. I went to take the money back and said I'd come back later, which I wouldn't. She said ok / ok. I said boom boom only and got undressed while she took the money wherever. She came back in. We took off her clothes and that's when I was surprised by some nice full Cs. Nipples good size but not giant. Areaolas normal size. But the full Cs were a suprise. Ass very small, which I love. Def a GILF body, though. Skinny because she's old. Probably mid60's.

I sucked her tits, she stroked my cock. I moved my finger down, inserted a little and she pulled back, lubed up, put some lube on my finger but only wanted FOV. Moved her to the table to suck her tits some more, flipped her over to rub that small ass. She tried to put the condom on. Per the other posts, another woman who doesn't understand the limp dick. I had her stroke some more, put the condom on, and climbed up on the table to do K9. Rubbed my thumb on her asshole. Blew in the bag.

Pros if you like them: small ass, nice full Cs. The two don't usually go together. GILF if you like Gilfs.

Cons: No kissing, no DATY, didn't try DATO, no BJ. Rush job. In and out in about 15.

Would not repeat, but I don't repeat. Glad I tried her given the pros. These cheap AMPs are always a waste of money compared to saving up and seeing a higher priced woman. But I prefer volume right now. LOL.

My place was at 58 xx, but I'm sure it's run by Papasan and the girls (grannies) rotate locations with every lame review they get.

[Fit312]

Went last week. Greeted by a locked door and big orange sign.

They never renewed their license.

[WalkingHard]

Okay I've been asking Is Karlee the same person who also went by "Natalie" over at Ozone? Because she gave me trouble before. A Black chick claiming to be Brazilian and Asian?

Natalie was her OG call sign when she started working there back in '21 I believe. What happened? What's the drama?

[Mitsom]

819 is back open after sorting out its license issue. It looks like they did a deep cleaning as well, while putting up a Christmas tree. Just in time for Anne's return next month.

I guess I might as well start the countdown on Anne's return. T minus X days. Actually X is a known number. I just want to go first before I make a post lol. Calling dibs I guess haha.

Went last week. Greeted by a locked door and big orange sign.

[GMoney05]

Is she at the one on Washington or Chicago Ave? Is she going by Karly or another name?

Okay I've been asking Is Karlee the same person who also went by "Natalie" over at Ozone? Because she gave me trouble before. A Black chick claiming to be Brazilian and Asian?

[ChonChon]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3125857253/1

I don't know if this is or isn't the place RichL went to that ORD referenced but I had some time and wasn't going above 120 so decided to check out the spot. There are two women there. I saw Mimi. She told me the name of the other woman but it wasn't Yu Yu or Ying Ying or anything with a why. I can't remember. Anyway I rang the bell. She looked out the curtain and opened up. She was wearing a GILF sweat suit of some kind. Small and skinny. Face ok. I figured why not. I like GILFs and she was skinny, which I like. Maybe 5'5. Went into the room and handed over 120. Her English is non-existent except, money, ok / ok, and you handsome at the end. She told me 140. I went to take the money back and said I'd come back later, which I wouldn't. She said ok / ok. I said boom boom only and got undressed while she took the money wherever. She came back in. We took off her clothes and that's when I was surprised by some nice full Cs. Nipples good size but not giant. Areaolas normal size. But the full Cs were a suprise. Ass very small, which I love. Def a GILF body, though. Skinny because she's old. Probably mid60's.

I sucked her tits, she stroked my cock. I moved my finger down, inserted a little and she pulled back, lubed up, put some lube on my finger but only wanted FOV. Moved her to the table to suck her tits some more, flipped her over to rub that small ass. She tried to put the condom on. Per the other posts, another woman who doesn't understand the limp dick. I had her stroke some more, put the condom on, and climbed up on the table to do K9. Rubbed my thumb on her asshole. Blew in the bag.

Pros if you like them: small ass, nice full Cs. The two don't usually go together. GILF if you like Gilfs.

Cons: No kissing, no DATY, didn't try DATO, no BJ. Rush job. In and out in about 15.

Would not repeat, but I don't repeat. Glad I tried her given the pros. These cheap AMPs are always a waste of money compared to saving up and seeing a higher priced woman. But I prefer volume right now. LOL.

Rushed is an understatement. Decided to visit after reading this post and stopped by around 9 pm. Was greeted by an older gal, decent face, petite height decent tits, almost no english. Leads me into the room asks for a donation give her 140 for hh strip down and lay down for a back massage. She guves me a few light rubs and teases the boys but almost immediately flips me over and starts pointing to her mouth with her tongue out. Gives some okay head kinda aggressive but okay. She strips and I notice a but of a gut but nothing crazy. I gesture to her pussy and my mouth and she understands and the 69 starts. I'm muncjing away and she's jack it like it stole something, crazy aggressive. Tell her to slow it down but no english so just motion to her get into doggy. Stick it in but after the friction burns she gave me I was a two pump chump and popped in the bag pretty quick. In and out in around 15 minutes. Definitely quantity over quality with this gal. Still an okay experience might return since its convienient but qv only.

[DWaits]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3125857253/1

I don't know if this is or isn't the place RichL went to that ORD referenced but I had some time and wasn't going above 120 so decided to check out the spot. There are two women there. I saw Mimi. She told me the name of the other woman but it wasn't Yu Yu or Ying Ying or anything with a why. I can't remember. Anyway I rang the bell. She looked out the curtain and opened up. She was wearing a GILF sweat suit of some kind. Small and skinny. Face ok. I figured why not. I like GILFs and she was skinny, which I like. Maybe 5'5. Went into the room and handed over 120. Her English is non-existent except, money, ok / ok, and you handsome at the end. She told me 140. I went to take the money back and said I'd come back later, which I wouldn't. She said ok / ok. I said boom boom only and got undressed while she took the money wherever. She came back in. We took off her clothes and that's when I was surprised by some nice full Cs. Nipples good size but not giant. Areaolas normal size. But the full Cs were a suprise. Ass very small, which I love. Def a GILF body, though. Skinny because she's old. Probably mid60's.

I sucked her tits, she stroked my cock. I moved my finger down, inserted a little and she pulled back, lubed up, put some lube on my finger but only wanted FOV. Moved her to the table to suck her tits some more, flipped her over to rub that small ass. She tried to put the condom on. Per the other posts, another woman who doesn't understand the limp dick. I had her stroke some more, put the condom on, and climbed up on the table to do K9. Rubbed my thumb on her asshole. Blew in the bag.

Pros if you like them: small ass, nice full Cs. The two don't usually go together. GILF if you like Gilfs.

Cons: No kissing, no DATY, didn't try DATO, no BJ. Rush job. In and out in about 15.

Would not repeat, but I don't repeat. Glad I tried her given the pros. These cheap AMPs are always a waste of money compared to saving up and seeing a higher priced woman. But I prefer volume right now. LOL.

[Perversity]

Stopped in today, door answered by Kelly. Young Colombiana from Cali. Nice black dress, natural C, one small tattoo. She was super sweet. However, no warmup. She walks in, puts on condom while flaccid. After CBJ, she goes CG for a couple minutes before asking for a position change. She continued after I said no but it killed mood for me. She was sweet throughout though and I wish she had played a bit at first so I could have finished in CG.

She is pretty and sweet but wouldn't repeat as I need the foreplay that the Asians there provide. For those who are younger and ready faster, I would recommend. Us older / bigger guys, I'd select option 2.

I had one girl do that to me, and she had to finish me with her hand. Totally hot girl, very sweet, would have been a great experience except for that. My thought was, do you have any idea how to operate a penis? I've seen it a couple times since, and hit the brakes. Get it hard first.

It seems either stupid / misinformed, or they're deliberately trying to avoid significant penetration.

[Mexidan]

Stopped in today, door answered by Kelly. Young Colombiana from Cali. Nice black dress, natural C, one small tattoo. She was super sweet. However, no warmup. She walks in, puts on condom while flaccid. After CBJ, she goes CG for a couple minutes before asking for a position change. She continued after I said no but it killed mood for me. She was sweet throughout though and I wish she had played a bit at first so I could have finished in CG.

She is pretty and sweet but wouldn't repeat as I need the foreplay that the Asians there provide. For those who are younger and ready faster, I would recommend. Us older / bigger guys, I'd select option 2.