Massage Parlor Reports

**Dbry4281** · 10-29-23 10:25

How do I sign up get paid. LOL Naw I'm here just to help others out with reviews. Reason being, I've been lucky to find this forum, and helped me to not get ripped off, and find better massage places. Before this I was getting ripped off, and getting grannies at the spots I was going to. Never got robbed though. LOL.

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Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Funny you say transparent when some of us get paid for reviews and some of us don't and I'm someone who doesn't get paid or benefit from my reviews they are honest reviews of spa and apartments I enjoy not from spas and apartments I get paid from or benefit from just saying to please look up the definition of transparent cause I don't care who owns or operates these spas I care about getting fellow mongers to spots they will have good experiences at -.

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**Akuma187** · 10-29-23 10:15

Originally Posted by Masalic [View Original Post]

Any other Spas associated with PD or is it just Tokyo?

I think OF mentioned 819, has girls that rotate from PD and Tokyo. I'm not 100%. Hope it helps.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 10-29-23 08:33

Well, after the assist from the crew here and avoiding Raven, I TOFTT and went to see Lenna. An independent on the north (ish) side.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...fun-25853.html

Was a bit of a pain in the ass to schedule. Not responsive, delays, etc. - and getting into the location was also a pain (go to one address, stand there, ok now come to this address and go here).

When she opened the door, I was impressed. Pics are not her but a close (ish) representation and there was definitely an air of sexy to her. I like spinners so she was a bit curvy for me but made up for it in the vibe she gave off.

Hour was $140 for L1 and you could touch away just no FIV. $40 upgrade to full nude full touch.

Ending was pretty decent but the massage was, for sure, the best part. Perfect blend real massage / erotic tease.

YMMV and I probably won't repeat but for the right buyer, she's a peach.

Summary:

Looks: 7/10.

Massage: 9/10.

Finish: 6/10.

Value: 4/10.

**Masalic** · 10-28-23 23:33

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

Any other Spas associated with PD or is it just Tokyo?

**OF Charlie** · 10-28-23 23:11

Originally Posted by BigsKings [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info Charlie. Yeah those posts seem suspect.

Quoting his own words from his post #31639.

"As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door. ".

It's fine if he wants to promote Archer Perfect Spa, but at least let people know it's owned by the guy who owns HKPD. Funny how he claims he is about giving guys good experiences and at the same time also claims he is an Orange or HKPD guy.

**Akuma187** · 10-28-23 12:28

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

I usually come to Chicago on my day off it's usually a 3-4 hour drive. It's worth it for me because of the service and the choices. It's a shit-show where I'm from and you can rarely get a L1 from grannies and every escort here has GPS. I do plan on making my why yo New York, Atlanta and Orlando, but Chicago AMPs haven't let me down and with all the help of the fellow mongers here I don't feel the rush go anywhere else yet.

**Vanilla Lover** · 10-28-23 12:25

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

I know I'll get an above average experience with them but the time it'll take me to go down south and back is not worth it at all, especially with times I'll have limited availability.

I have to literally dedicate a large portion of my day to sample the spas and apartments out south! I'm paying for convenience and if I don't want to check them out I can always make it to CLM since I frequent the area one of their old locations used to be (one of the better ones too).

I wish NG still existed. So many fun times with those Polish and Ukrainian girls!

**HappyGardener** · 10-28-23 11:57

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

**FuckIt216** · 10-28-23 10:37

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

Funny you say transparent when some of us get paid for reviews and some of us don't and I'm someone who doesn't get paid or benefit from my reviews they are honest reviews of spa and apartments I enjoy not from spas and apartments I get paid from or benefit from just saying to please look up the definition of transparent cause I don't care who owns or operates these spas I care about getting fellow mongers to spots they will have good experiences at -.

**BigsKings** · 10-28-23 10:33

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

Thanks for the info Charlie. Yeah those posts seem suspect.

**Wenger** · 10-28-23 10:25

I'm back working in the city after years in the south suburbs and wondering if any spa's have mt's that dress up for halloween? It's something that I've always liked seeing porn wise and I'm looking at possibly doing some trick or treating after work on the way home.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 03:26

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Maybe it's your attitude that puts them off because it sure comes across that way in your posts.

Nah they're old money hungry heffa's that's the problem. But If you want to throw away extra money than you can. Plus outside Rita I didn't see anybody else who stands out. She's leaving this weekend anyways.

**FuckIt216** · 10-28-23 03:10

Originally Posted by BobKelso954 [View Original Post]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

The Earth CHI is hands down the best spa in Chicago prices on higher end but a wonderful experience you almost feel like you are in a spa in Tokyo or Japan.

Archer Perfect Spa. Always 2 hot girls there and they have great prices.

Some Mongers will direct to the spas that pay them I've never made $1 from spa or accepted.

Even freebies I leave honest reviews of what I personally prefer.

Also if you are into Columbia Girls go check out Sofia at HKPD she is young and smoking hot.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 02:31

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

I have to agree. It sucks because Ozone used to be my favorite place. I'd also get a decent massage, they had different girls rotating in who were pretty hot and you could get a topless L1 for. 6 . Now they're a money grab with bad service. Seems like that's been the case since the new mamasan took over.

Yeah dude alot has changed at Ozone even the street parking they write up cars now for parking on Chicago Ave. Cindy and Sasha were my favorites both left and heard got married. All the hype that Ozone had like 2 years ago has now went over to Chinatown Tokyo or Orange. I personally like Spa's where I can keep going back and building up with the same MT. Ozone I stopped liking last year they hired way too many new MT's I had A problem with 1 (Natalie some Black witch claiming to be Brazilian) and from there I always had trouble. I don't like how some of these Spa's are ran. 1 MT having an Issue with A costumer shouldn't mean the costumer shouldn't be allowed back. I'm on here to aware desperate men out there about better and cheaper Spa's. Nobody ever talks about Ling-Ling on here or Lucky Spa and Broadway Spa up north.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 02:18

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

Thank You!! CLC Is overhyped. I never heard of this Spa In my life till they just brought In this Rita heffa and she's not that young. Alot of men think these Asian heffa's are late 20's or 30's like over at Ozone I found out that most was 40's they just looked A bit younger. The new MT at CLC who's leaving by the way this weekend name Is Rita. Glad she's leaving. Other than her I didn't see anybody who stands out. There's Spa's who have younger Asians like Princess Spa (Belmont and Milwaukee) or Grand Spa I mean Rita's attitude was worst than Amy. I've gotten tons of Level 1's or "Hand-Shakes" by Amy at Grand Spa for less than $100 and Grand Spa entrance fee Is $50 and I gave Amy the other $50 out my 100 bucks. In Chinatown for $80 I've gotten A full Massage and A "Hand-Shake" with them kissing and sucking my nipples. I don't see CLC lasting with their expensive prices and rude MT's. I can tap some Ass over In Chinatown for $140 now.