Massage Parlor Reports

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-28-23 18:28

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

I've been with a woman from MNE that I'm sure you all have as well. Funny you mention licking ass because I enjoy that service. I usually don't even clean my asshole before session but they still love it cleaning it for me LOL.

That's when I realized these girls just want money and they don't care about safety. I've been with pretty much every girl on MNE and none of them practice safe sex.

I actually now only see two girls with a very small cliental who take hygiene very important.

Finding young girls at the bar under 25 is tough because they have these new attitudes about politics and the world. Older women on the other hand are fun and love to have affairs. I've been banging a married woman with kids in college. She even pays for the dates and buys me stuff.

Exactly. One thing everyone should realize. I've seen some of these girls that eat ass and allow CIM and swish it around like mouth wash when times up. Of course I never kiss when leaving. Who knows if she washed her mouth afterwards, due to the fact some women actually enjoy the taste and smell. Then here comes the next guy knocking on the door right after your session. DFK right away when he walks in! It's like the same concept when you share a bar soap with someone. If one person uses a bar soap and then another person proceeds to use the soap on their face right away in the shower, that first person should've probably thought to himself where was the last place that the first dude might of used the soap!

I never kiss these girls in the agencies and barely independents, depending on their reviews and kinks.

Sorry, sharing a lot of info here as a senior member. Just something for everyone think about.

**MassErrection** · 07-28-23 14:59

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

I've been with a woman from MNE that I'm sure you all have as well. Funny you mention licking ass because I enjoy that service. I usually don't even clean my asshole before session but they still love it cleaning it for me LOL.

That's when I realized these girls just want money and they don't care about safety. I've been with pretty much every girl on MNE and none of them practice safe sex.

I actually now only see two girls with a very small cliental who take hygiene very important.

Finding young girls at the bar under 25 is tough because they have these new attitudes about politics and the world. Older women on the other hand are fun and love to have affairs. I've been banging a married woman with kids in college. She even pays for the dates and buys me stuff.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-28-23 12:57

Originally Posted by CashMoney27 [View Original Post]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

**ViagraN** · 07-27-23 01:39

Originally Posted by CashMoney27 [View Original Post]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Seems to me with all the dating apps you could create a cute schtick. Something like I need a warm soul to share spiritual growth with.

You'll get some dates.

**ViagraN** · 07-27-23 01:38

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

I saw her many moons ago. She got the job done; but it came across too much as "a job". I just did not like the vibe.

**CashMoney27** · 07-26-23 18:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 17:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-26-23 17:43

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

**KrangleVerse** · 07-26-23 15:21

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 14:58

Originally Posted by DeepInGreek [View Original Post]

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

Belle is Asian, but a independent with her own private studio, easily accessible, high traffic and easy parking.

**DeepInGreek** · 07-26-23 14:52

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 09:16

Originally Posted by KitsuneNico [View Original Post]

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

**KitsuneNico** · 07-25-23 21:11

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

**OnlyMe1234** · 07-25-23 19:13

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

So I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate.
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Um, do you actually pay some other way than cash when you go to an AMP??

**DeepInGreek** · 07-25-23 16:21

Originally Posted by Zenart [View Original Post]

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!

Welcome to the forum. Read back plenty of pages to learn and use the search feature. Feel free to share your experiences and goto spots with the group. I can't speak for anyone but myself but you'll get more help by being open and sharing.