Massage Parlor Reports

**AlVa45** · 08-01-23 01:32

I heard on here someone was able to get an HE from one of them (referring to Anna, Olga, etc.) Not sure if they'd be willing to share details or if anyone has had similar experiences with them. Only know that some don't mind being undraped but that's about it. I mostly like their massage anyways so don't mind the lack of extras but thought I might as well try and see if it's possible.

**LastsLonger** · 07-31-23 13:09

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

I am fat and in 50's LOL, I can go to the bar and get 20's!

**CarpMaster** · 07-30-23 23:41

Originally Posted by HughJload [View Original Post]

Manzilian wax job at Vita shore view based on some of your recommendations. Sarah was kind, as it was my first wax. I've never felt anything like it before.

Right after she led me to coco who did 30 minutes of aftercare.

A lot of pain followed by a lot of pleasure. Highly recommend! (If you're a masochist, haha).

I went to Vita tonight and had the same 2 women. Sarah did an outstanding pain free wax. I've been waxing my junk over 5 years and barely feel it.

Coco gave a great massage with some very good teasing and a great finish. Coco got this old guy rock hard.

**Dsdssjjjj** · 07-30-23 16:20

Curious if anybody remembers Lina who was doing body rubs last summer out of an uptown basement. Fit, tan, dark hair (prob latina or something European) She stopped providing after summer.

Recently saw some reviews on a new girl named Milan who seems to be the same girl just with a new name. TER reviews say she operates out of uptown basement, matched the description, and provides pretty much the exact same service.

Anybody seen Milan lately and can confirm? Or at least share your experience.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3293378

**IcyBlu** · 07-28-23 18:45

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Exactly. One thing everyone should realize. I've seen some of these girls that eat ass and allow CIM and swish it around like mouth wash when times up. Of course I never kiss when leaving. Who knows if she washed her mouth afterwards, due to the fact some women actually enjoy the taste and smell. Then here comes the next guy knocking on the door right after your session. DFK right away when he walks in! It's like the same concept when you share a bar soap with someone. If one person uses a bar soap and then another person proceeds to use the soap on their face right away in the shower, that first person should've probably thought to himself where was the last place that the first dude might of used the soap!

I never kiss these girls in the agencies and barely independents, depending on their reviews and kinks.

Sorry, sharing a lot of info here as a senior member. Just something for everyone think about.

I avoid kissing and DATY unless we have a mutual shower and use mouthwash. I recall one person I did it with just use kleenex to wipe away fluids after we were done. I knew for sure she had someone else after me.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-28-23 18:28

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

I've been with a woman from MNE that I'm sure you all have as well. Funny you mention licking ass because I enjoy that service. I usually don't even clean my asshole before session but they still love it cleaning it for me LOL.

That's when I realized these girls just want money and they don't care about safety. I've been with pretty much every girl on MNE and none of them practice safe sex.

I actually now only see two girls with a very small cliental who take hygiene very important.

Finding young girls at the bar under 25 is tough because they have these new attitudes about politics and the world. Older women on the other hand are fun and love to have affairs. I've been banging a married woman with kids in college. She even pays for the dates and buys me stuff.

Exactly. One thing everyone should realize. I've seen some of these girls that eat ass and allow CIM and swish it around like mouth wash when times up. Of course I never kiss when leaving. Who knows if she washed her mouth afterwards, due to the fact some women actually enjoy the taste and smell. Then here comes the next guy knocking on the door right after your session. DFK right away when he walks in! It's like the same concept when you share a bar soap with someone. If one person uses a bar soap and then another person proceeds to use the soap on their face right away in the shower, that first person should've probably thought to himself where was the last place that the first dude might of used the soap!

I never kiss these girls in the agencies and barely independents, depending on their reviews and kinks.

Sorry, sharing a lot of info here as a senior member. Just something for everyone think about.

**MassErrection** · 07-28-23 14:59

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

I've been with a woman from MNE that I'm sure you all have as well. Funny you mention licking ass because I enjoy that service. I usually don't even clean my asshole before session but they still love it cleaning it for me LOL.

That's when I realized these girls just want money and they don't care about safety. I've been with pretty much every girl on MNE and none of them practice safe sex.

I actually now only see two girls with a very small cliental who take hygiene very important.

Finding young girls at the bar under 25 is tough because they have these new attitudes about politics and the world. Older women on the other hand are fun and love to have affairs. I've been banging a married woman with kids in college. She even pays for the dates and buys me stuff.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-28-23 12:57

Originally Posted by CashMoney27 [View Original Post]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Is this a serious question? LOL. I forget that SOME guys are in this hobby due to the lack of self confidence or skills in soicalizing and picking women up. Personality and conversation can get you most women at most bars. I have zero issues in going to a bar and approaching a girl in her 20's or 30's and sleeping with them, especiallysince of 38. It's the flirting and conversation and dinner then driving back to here or there that makes me participate in this hobby. I can spend xxx in this hobby and get a girl that would let me finish in her throat and wipe my ass with her tongue, all within 1hr. That's why I'm here LOL. Again, it's not hard at all to pick women up from bars, you just need confidence and be approachable and learn how to respect others like you would like to be respected.

**ViagraN** · 07-27-23 01:39

Originally Posted by CashMoney27 [View Original Post]

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

Seems to me with all the dating apps you could create a cute schtick. Something like I need a warm soul to share spiritual growth with.

You'll get some dates.

**ViagraN** · 07-27-23 01:38

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

I saw her many moons ago. She got the job done; but it came across too much as "a job". I just did not like the vibe.

**CashMoney27** · 07-26-23 18:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 17:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-26-23 17:43

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

**KrangleVerse** · 07-26-23 15:21

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 14:58

Originally Posted by DeepInGreek [View Original Post]

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

Belle is Asian, but a independent with her own private studio, easily accessible, high traffic and easy parking.