Massage Parlor Reports

**CashMoney27** · 07-26-23 18:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

That last line was funny. Lmao. What bar would you recommend on picking up girls? Please share a story of 2.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 17:56

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

Not my experience at all with Chrissy, yes only L1, but $$, very attentive, great convo, definitely not a hammer jack and 50-55 min. Goes to show YMMV with pretty much everyone out there. Sorry for your waste with her, I would not recommend if I had any experience close to that. There are others I would not recommend for those reasons, but will not blast them unless someone asks for a referral on their performance.

Rex.

**ChrisNoit2** · 07-26-23 17:43

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

Chrissy was the worst experience yet I've had when it comes to being shorted time. Paid $300/ hr for only 35 min hammerjack. She literally whispers and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. That's something coming from someone that can old a conversation with anyone.

Belle is perfect for that virgin dude. She offers a excellent massage that's worth the money alone and you get to hold some tits and get a HJ.

Again though, get your ass to the bar and get a girl. It's free.

**KrangleVerse** · 07-26-23 15:21

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

Oh I am intrigued by both of these. I assume L1? Not looking to DIY for those prices.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 14:58

Originally Posted by DeepInGreek [View Original Post]

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

Belle is Asian, but a independent with her own private studio, easily accessible, high traffic and easy parking.

**DeepInGreek** · 07-26-23 14:52

Originally Posted by UTReex [View Original Post]

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

These are good starts, I don't think Bell is actually Asian but I could be wrong. Also Asian providers don't usually provide references so keep that in mind while building up a list of references. You will need them down the road. One thing to keep in mind is to always act like this is not your first time doing this. However be polite and respectful. As I had indicated prior, read read read the forums for help and info. You found this site somehow so use it to your advantage. We will help you along but you still need to do the work. Make sure to report back and share your experiences good and bad. That's how we all learn, from sharing.

**UTReex** · 07-26-23 09:16

Originally Posted by KitsuneNico [View Original Post]

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

Go see Belle:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-612-842-2375/

Or Chrissy:

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...-and-reviewed/

Both are very good looking, but not FS, easy locations and you are unlikely to have a bad experience.

**KitsuneNico** · 07-25-23 21:11

I'm in my early 30's and single, never had intercourse and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Figured I would at least shoot my shot and give an escort a try. First one never even got back to my email and the second one told me that she isn't beginner friendly. Pretty discouraged I asked what to do next and I was pointed to you guys and possibly giving an AMP a shot. I'm in the southern Mnpls suburb area and would. Really like some help on this one. Even if its just in PM.

**OnlyMe1234** · 07-25-23 19:13

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

So I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate.
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Um, do you actually pay some other way than cash when you go to an AMP??

**DeepInGreek** · 07-25-23 16:21

Originally Posted by Zenart [View Original Post]

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!

Welcome to the forum. Read back plenty of pages to learn and use the search feature. Feel free to share your experiences and goto spots with the group. I can't speak for anyone but myself but you'll get more help by being open and sharing.

**Poogs** · 07-25-23 16:10

So I know this is out of town, but it's Green Bay and I feel like that's close enough to count LOL. I went earlier this week on a trip with my wife for her work and while I was there I just picked one of the top spots on Google Maps and popped in. I'm glad I called ahead because it was cash only. I showed up, paid and went to my room. The lady at the front was the one who did my massage. She looked Filipina IMHO. Wide hips and small boobs and a nice butt. She wore a mask during massage but I saw her face and I'd consider her a cutie.

When I got in the room and undressed another guy walked in and she told him she was the only one working. If you find this spot definitely call ahead. When it was time for the flip she left me uncovered which was a first, she left me fully exposed for a few minutes before she covered me with a washcloth LOL which didn't hide anything. She did a 8/10 massage and gave a pretty decent HE. She was making jokes and was actually pretty cute, she also kept talking about how "warm and fresh" my junk was, no idea what she meant but she kept grabbing my meat after I was finished and talking about the temperature hahaha.

When a place tells me it's cash only I got to the ATM and take out $80. If the massage is 30 minutes $50 then I'm getting a $30 HE, since I can't negotiate. Hasn't failed me yet. She's definitely the best provider I've been to in a while based on personality and looks.

One thing I want to tell everyone too is this: look on Google Maps and like try to find some places yourself, so far I've never been turned down on an HE picking randomly on Maps. Also don't be creepy with these ladies, if you're nice and act normal you'll get better treatment trust me.

**Zenart** · 07-21-23 14:52

Hello all, just wanted to mention I've been getting massages off and on for a decade +. Never signed up on one of these until now. So there's "vets" out here that discover local hot spots on their own or without help of these sites and without interaction while on a site such as this one. Metro area. B-town "Burnsville" Apple valley Minneapolis and so on. Always had luck at the places around hwy 13. Some don't exist anymore. I've also done the non AMP private providers who charge 250 which gets ridiculous after a while. Anyways I'm just introducing myself for the most part. If anyone wants to chat feel free to DM or PM me as well. Always looking for a gem or diamond!

**OnlyMe1234** · 07-19-23 16:54

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

LOL, this time I'm keeping tighter lips. It would take a pretty good sleuth to figure out the location just off of my description, but not impossible.

I will say that I mostly use Google for my research. You can glean a lot from photos and street view. On that topic, what else do you ya'll use to find UTR stuff?

I don't have much for UTR stuff mainly because there's so many mongers and so few places, nothing remains UTR. I've had a few that I was researching that I thought might be UTR only to have them come up on here and learn that many guys had been there. That being said, I do look at street view and photos when researching a new place. One of the first things I look at is whether the massage tables have sheets / blankets or just a towel folded up. Also look to see if their name is easy to see or if it's just a sign that says massage. If nearby, I'll even do a drive by although that is more for judging how discreet a place is. That can be difficult too. I want a place that's fairly discreet so I'm not spotted by someone I know going in or coming out, but don't want it to be too discreet where you don't have an excuse for innocently being there. Since it's closed down, I'll use Five Senses as an example. If LE or anyone else saw you coming out of there, you couldn't really claim you were just passing by and thought it was a legit place. That's why I like places you can see from the road but not very well.

**BurtForPres** · 07-18-23 15:54

Originally Posted by OnlyMe1234 [View Original Post]

What's the definition of insanity? LOL Just kidding.

LOL, this time I'm keeping tighter lips. It would take a pretty good sleuth to figure out the location just off of my description, but not impossible.

I will say that I mostly use Google for my research. You can glean a lot from photos and street view. On that topic, what else do you ya'll use to find UTR stuff?

**OnlyMe1234** · 07-18-23 15:49

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Okay, so my last review was a bit of a hot topic. This time, I'm going to leave out details and open my inbox to seniors. I will also leave out the suburb because good god it was like sharks to chum and I feel a bit bad lighting up the joint I reviewed.

So I spotted a new change in ownership on Google for this joint. Nothing huge as it happens often. One thing that did catch my eye is that they offer table shower. I'm not sure if they did or not before, but I'm a sucker for a good table shower.

The place was tucked away just off a highway basically on the outskirts of a sleepy neighborhood. Looks unassuming from the outside. Curiously, they didn't change the name on the door since their change in ownership. Ah well. The lobby was a bit darkened and low profile. Mamasan of roughly 50-60 came out. Really not a lookin good and thought I'd just bail if it was her. Luckily, another 40 something lady poked out. She was aight, serviceable for my purposes. They chatted and she took me back to a room after paying the house fee of 70 plus 10 for the table shower.

The room was completely standard with a closable door. I threw everything off and she led me to the table shower in their 1 bathroom. Actually quite clean all things considered.

Now the good stuff. I did my usual signs and stuff and she picked it up. The table shower tease was spot on and I gestured for a double, one on the table and one in the room. No problem and she got to work. Mechanical with no touching (because I was sudsy), but there's nothing like a showery sudsy pop. Good start and her cleanup was very thorough. Got wrapped up and headed back to the room after drying off.

The massage was honestly good. I got a few good pops from my back. Doesn't happen often, so it's nice to have a lady who can do that. On the flip, business as promised. Also mechanical, and I didn't bother touching because she didn't have the goods worth doing so. It had only been about 20 minutes since the table finish, but she still got it out of me in like 5 minutes. Her technique wasn't super complex or anything, but she really knew how to work it with her hands. Standard hot towel and foot massage end.

The really great part is that I didn't negotiate a tip at all. I floated a 50 tip and she let me go. Unbeatable value! At the end of the day, good service at a great value with an eh 40 something mamasan. Would I repeat? Depends on my mood. There's hotter talent out there for more, and to be frank dropping 130 for the session isn't free. But sometimes a big mac with fries is just what you need.

What's the definition of insanity? LOL Just kidding.