Strip Club Reports

**ShavedKitties** · 01-30-23 15:09

Originally Posted by LayPipe69 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?

Private rooms at the clubs have the worst cost per minute ratio, most girls are asking 2, 3 hondos on top of the house fee, and if the girl is hot she'll cost you about a grand for half hour of "fun".

That said there's value out there if you're not too concerned with looks. Monse at pandoras will suck you dry for 1 bill if you don't take too long. Anya is a good time and good value as well. Basically most day shift will be OK, just make sure to negociate before heading to the room.

If you're just looking to finger some pussy and suck some tits while getting a handy (which is what I prefer at the clubs) then it shouldn't cost you more than 2 bills.

There is also some gems out there (young and hot) if you're lucky but are hard to find.

Overall escorts are more cost effective if you're looking for extended sessions, strippers are better if you're looking for a few dances with various girls; I wouldn't recommend the VIP rooms at the clubs as they'd end up being more money than a half hour with an escort. But if you venture to the rooms, day shift will be cheaper and have a more open menu, just make sure the girl will do what you want otherwise you'll end up paying the same for an air dance.

Good luck.

**Runde** · 01-30-23 09:30

Originally Posted by Vvjay20 [View Original Post]

How was that parlor? Have you reviewed it? Didn't know if it offered any extras.

I've been there 2-3 times. Seems best option for good massage and younger / cuter than most. Usually only HJ from all accounts, surprise CBJ that trip. I left a couple Ballard reports in the massage thread.

**FrankTheDude** · 01-29-23 21:32

Originally Posted by LayPipe69 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?

Huge reason why I mention Lola from Sugars on here. For her looks, customer service and attitude towards extras she's been my go-to for almost a year. Her 15 min rooms are about 2 and her 30 min rooms are 3. She can be hard to reach online sometimes but posts her schedule often and links a booking app in almost every slide that also allows you to view prices. 10/10 quality her Instagram is x. After. Hours. X.

**SeattleStiff** · 01-29-23 14:11

Originally Posted by FakeGnus [View Original Post]

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

Heather is damn skinny.

**LayPipe69** · 01-28-23 23:08

Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?

**Vvjay20** · 01-27-23 17:21

Originally Posted by Runde [View Original Post]

had a few minutes to kill before going to massage place across the street.

How was that parlor? Have you reviewed it? Didn't know if it offered any extras.

**AznSensation1** · 01-25-23 10:29

Originally Posted by FakeGnus [View Original Post]

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

Just go see Beckyride.

She is super skinny.

**Snooby** · 01-24-23 20:31

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

She a hoo ker on t and a.

Florida something.

Sorry guys, I meant to reply to this.

**Barnie** · 01-24-23 19:14

Originally Posted by Snooby [View Original Post]

FloridaWoman.

She's great. Head game on point and super bendy. She is safety only as far as I've seen but YMMV. If anyone gets her to do Greek let me know. She is a great time even in the back rooms. Great titties.

She is anything but skinny.

**Snooby** · 01-24-23 18:15

Originally Posted by FakeGnus [View Original Post]

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

FloridaWoman.

She's great. Head game on point and super bendy. She is safety only as far as I've seen but YMMV. If anyone gets her to do Greek let me know. She is a great time even in the back rooms. Great titties.

**TheMightyQuinn** · 01-24-23 10:22

Originally Posted by FakeGnus [View Original Post]

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

Kenzie came to mind. Jade is a little bigger than her, but not much.

**FakeGnus** · 01-24-23 10:14

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

**CoronaLime** · 01-23-23 17:08

Originally Posted by TommyMi [View Original Post]

Anyone with intel on Sam. I so her on the board a while back asking 4 5 roses. I want to see her but I not breaking the bank I refuse to do so in 23.

She a hoo ker on t and a.

Florida something.

**EddyWhtwtr** · 01-22-23 01:17

Would appreciate any info about the Harmony experience at Pandoras. Thanks in advance.

**Runde** · 01-21-23 22:46

I think that's the name. On 15th at 75th, next to the hot dog bar. Stopped by for the first time since lockdown. Sounded like it had turned into IG model with GPS stomping grounds, and Pandora's and Kitten's are too close for that nonsense. However, I was having a drink in the neighborhood and had a few minutes to kill before going to massage place across the street.

Was $20 for cover and soda, taken by waitress. There were, in fact, tons of hotties roaming around. Wound up going for a dance with Lola, standard $40 a pop here. Turned into a couple, was pleasantly surprised with decent grinding, great perky boobs were offered for kissing and fondling. Still the same old big ass lap dance area, not fun if you're shy I guess.

Overall solid visit, will probably pop in again when I want some eye-candy and don't need the extras.