The Massholes

[Wiseass]

Thank You for the Correction, our resident Curry College Alum! I didn't realize Curry College had been affiliated with MCI for Degrees.

Fucking suburban redneck. That's hilarious......

Yes, I know, you got your Masters Degree in English from University of Central Florida. Curry College must have been the BS in Phycology. I do read your Google Reviews. They are very Good when it comes to Food Establishments.

Goodfella's Pizza:"I have been to Goodfella's pizza dozens of times when I used to live in the Orlando area almost 30 years ago, while attending the University of Central Florida and pursuing my Master's Degree. Having grown up in New York City and Long Island New York, I have been to some of the best pizzerias in town. A friend of mine told me about Goodfella's and that it truly was real authentic New York Style pizza. I was very skeptical at first, but after going there and trying their pizza, I was convinced. Goodfella's pizza is as close to New York Style pizza as you will find in Orlando. I don't know how they do it, but their pizza is absolutely and positively the best New York Style pizza that I have ever had while living in the Orlando area. The thin-style crust is perfect. The sauce is perfect and the Italian sausage that they put on their pizza is equally delicious and tasty. Their pepperoni pizza is as good as any of their other pizzas, too. In fact, it seems as though all of their Italian food is made with real, authentic Italian ingredients. Their garlic bread is phenomenal and easy to get "hooked" on, too. The customer service and front counter people are also very nice, friendly and courteous at all times. The dining area is comfortable and very family friendly. So, if you are ever in the Orlando / East Orlando area near the University of Central Florida, do yourself and your family a huge favor and check out Goodfella's Pizza. I promise you that you will be very happy and glad that you did. Enjoy!

Too bad you don't write the same Caliber of Reviews here! But then again, you have nothing to base your Reviews on here! Funny how you stopped writing Google Reviews when I mentioned them a few months ago, Derek!

[Andir]

Andir's 766 posts 626 are here on Massholes (the most by miles BTW. Second place is 451 posts) so those of course don't count as either helpful or knowledgeable since they never contain any actual info or proof.

That leaves 140 posts on the other threads. 123 are on the Massage thread, 16 on General reports and 1 on Happy Endings.

Look at this degenerate fuck — he is sitting there, counting hundreds of posts!

Haha. Jack (can I call you Eddie Mooo sometimes? Why don't! Count your own posts on Massholes? Nearly all of them are here.

How fucking stupid this old moron is? Fuck this retarded sack of shit, repeating same bullshit over and over again.

[Andir]

Fucking suburban redneck. That's hilarious!

And stop PMing me, you old faggot.

[BillyBaloney]

Thank You for the Correction, our resident Curry College Alum! I didn't realize Curry College had been affiliated with MCI for Degrees.

Actually Andir / Cheeze being a resident of the state does explain how he can maintain so many (1,000's according to A2) accounts.

Something has been eating at me though. Cheeze posting from his Andir handle claims that he is the most knowledgeable and most helpful poster the board has ever seen. Yet of Andir's 766 posts 626 are here on Massholes (the most by miles BTW. Second place is 451 posts) so those of course don't count as either helpful or knowledgeable since they never contain any actual info or proof.

That leaves 140 posts on the other threads. 123 are on the Massage thread, 16 on General reports and 1 on Happy Endings.

So when Andir makes these grandiose claims is it safe to assume he is including the thousands and thousands of posts from his other handles?

[Wiseass]

Hehe, 'seperate', your redneck ass.

For your information, my snow plowing friend passive aggressive is not a mental illness, it's a behavioural trait.

Thank You for the Correction, our resident Curry College Alum! I didn't realize Curry College had been affiliated with MCI for Degrees.

[Andir]

distinguish yourself as a seperate Entity

Hehe, 'seperate', your redneck ass.

For your information, my snow plowing friend — passive aggressive is not a mental illness, it's a behavioural trait.

[Wiseass]

Thanks for the Suggestion:

Happy Chinese New Year fellow mongers.

Make sure you bring your favorite providers lucky money.

In red packets. They will appreciate.

The thought.

How much do you suggest We put in the Red Envelopes? Oh Yes, you already posted the amount before:

A red envelope with 10 Benjamins in it.

You really must lead a Pathetic Lonely Life!

Yes, a Lonely Life, but still Thanks Andir, Rupert2, Bunnymeat, Cheezefist, AsianYumYum, DeepBalls7, JaguarXF, OlGary, Mattis1775 (now), etc, etc, etc, and all of those thousand personalities in that Evil Skull of yours! Took your Suggestion for my Regular. Needless to Say, Much Appreciated!

[Wiseass]

LOL! You, old man, should get a new psychiatrist the one you presently have doesn't do a good job for you. But no pressure. It's just a friendly advice.

I gave you a Nice Easy One and you proved again, No Balls! Given the opportunity to distinguish yourself as a seperate Entity form Mattis and you couldn't even do that. So looks like the New Strap-on is really yours (aka Dentist Bob), LOL.

Considering all your accounts and their (your) Behavior History, if anyone needs a Psychiatrist, it is you my Psychotic Friend. As I've stated before, a whole Team of Grad Students at Harvard would have a field day with you. Multiple Personalities, Passive Agressive, etc etc just a Treasure Trove of a reasearch Subject. Volunteer, make some money, take up your time, make some friends, besides the ones in your head.

BTW, Thanks for the Suggestion:

Happy Chinese New Year fellow mongers.

Make sure you bring your favorite providers lucky money.

In red packets. They will appreciate.

The thought.

How much do you suggest We put in the Red Envelopes? Oh Yes, you already posted the amount before:

A red envelope with 10 Benjamins in it.

You really must lead a Pathetic Lonely Life!

[Andir]

Just for the record again:

I am not or never have posted as Crazy Crouton.

That was easy! See how easy that was! Still waiting for you to stop dancing around the Bonfire like Kevin Costner in Dancing with Wolves. I'll give you a Real Super Easy one. Baby Steps first for the Baby-Size Balls. Given the apparent IQ Disparity between You and Him, and Origin of Birth, this one should be a Super Easy One. Go ahead Post this:

I am not or never have posted as Mattis1775.

Super Easy! Bigly Easy!

LOL! You, old man, should get a new psychiatrist — the one you presently have doesn't do a good job for you. But no pressure. It's just a friendly advice.

[Wiseass]

Hey Crouton, just fuck off. I am / was not any of them. Speaking of frauds, .........

Just for the record again:

I am not or never have posted as Crazy Crouton.

That was easy! See how easy that was! Still waiting for you to stop dancing around the Bonfire like Kevin Costner in Dancing with Wolves. I'll give you a Real Super Easy one. Baby Steps first for the Baby-Size Balls. Given the apparent IQ Disparity between You and Him, and Origin of Birth, this one should be a Super Easy One. Go ahead Post this:

I am not or never have posted as Mattis1775.

Super Easy! Bigly Easy!

[Andir]

Of course your not! None of those Members exist! I said you had some intelligence, but not using the Proper Names of the Member Accounts fools Noone and basically means you posted a bunch of Bullshit Nonense! How about you try it again using the Correct Names. Just Post the following:

I am not or never have posted as AsianYumYum.

I am not or never have posted as BallsDeep7.

I am not or never have posted as JaguarXF.

I am not or never have posted as JohnGlobalCorp.

Of course you won't! You been asked dozens of times and have ignored the request. Use the Proper Names. Your Cheap Parlor Tricks don't cut it.

BTW, I agree with Sounds:

Your another Fraud! You offering him leads is laughable! He is the Real Oracle compared to you!

Hey Crouton, just fuck off. I am / was not any of them. Speaking of frauds, aren't you the idiot who posted a link to the ten year-old online article as evidence of a recent event from your Dumbass user? Bigly sad.

[Wiseass]

No one on here does or ever did or ever will, make final decisions of which provider to see based on any review from Mattis, anyway. Your point is easy to make, plus your thorough over bashing of him and out-arguing him is unnecessary and has become boring, we get it.

I wouldn't be so sure!

[Wiseass]

......
Also:

I am not Asian.

I am not DeepBalls (never heard about this user).

I am not Jag (who is that?

I am not Global John (aka JGC).

.........

Of course your not! None of those Members exist! I said you had some intelligence, but not using the Proper Names of the Member Accounts fools Noone and basically means you posted a bunch of Bullshit Nonense! How about you try it again using the Correct Names. Just Post the following:

I am not or never have posted as AsianYumYum.

I am not or never have posted as BallsDeep7.

I am not or never have posted as JaguarXF.

I am not or never have posted as JohnGlobalCorp.

Of course you won't! You been asked dozens of times and have ignored the request. Use the Proper Names. Your Cheap Parlor Tricks don't cut it.

BTW, I agree with Sounds:

No one has a problem about a real QQ review.

Obviously you dont care that bullshit gets posted as fact. Mattis review is total bullshit.

Fake reviews are offensive to all except you, Mattis, trolls, and puppets.

Your another Fraud! You offering him leads is laughable! He is the Real Oracle compared to you!

[Sounds]

Yes, since I am not basing my adventures on any silly reviews, but only on my own exploratory activities, it means nothing to me. The foreign dude Mattis can post as much bullshit as he wants to it has no effect on me whatsoever.

Hey Sounds, you are not as crazy as WiseAss or Billy. You can ask me anything AMP-related, I can give you new (for you) leads you never heard about. I will be nice to you.

So curious, if you are not interested in reviews, why are you on the forum?

Appreciate the offer for leads. But at this time, have more than enough regulars that I am very happy with. Hard to see all of them on a frequent rotation.

[MoreBJs]

No one on here does or ever did or ever will, make final decisions of which provider to see based on any review from Mattis, anyway. Your point is easy to make, plus your thorough over bashing of him and out-arguing him is unnecessary and has become boring, we get it.