Escort Reports

**Hoballer** · 01-07-23 21:38

I thought I'd post a follow-up experience since I posted my first review of Kelleegirl about a month ago. Really two incidents of which everyone should be aware.

Everything was going well until she no-showed me one night. She told me to just go to her room once I'd arrived and when I did a very wirey, thin / cut / lean man answered the door with his shirt off. He said she wasn't there. I shouldn't have over-looked that but since she is such a stellar fuck (which honestly she really is) I was willing to try again after she sent an apology. So I made another arrangement and she sent me to a house in a different part of town. She came out with a bunch of her shit and told me that she was going to get a room for the night and that I needed to drive her there. She wasn't her usual friendly self but rather bossy and insistent which didn't give me a good feeling. I should have listened to that. So when we'd arrived at the motel she started freaking the fuck out in the car because I simply parked in a space in which she didn't want me to park. I mean full-on yelling and getting in my face. I had to calm her down and I didn't understand why she was so upset. She never mentioned anything about parking ahead of time so how was I supposed to know? I'd never been there before. The few times I'd met her she was easy-going and mellow so her demeanor was a bit of a shock.

She went in and then came back and said we'd have to wait for a room, something I wasn't excited about. She then told me that we could just do it in the car because she can't perform all of her normal services anyway and this would be a "short date". Apparently she'd had a seizure the day before and had bitten her tongue so she said she wasn't going to perform any oral. She told me that I was going to have to get myself up. Now I'm really wanting to back-out at this point and I told her so. She expected me to pay the full-rate but not perform all the usual services which she normally provides during our previous dates. In my opinion she should have told me that she was incapable of doing everything at initial contact. She got pissed-off again and said that I pay her for her time only and that I'm lucky she did anything else at all during our previous dates. She owed me nothing else but her time, what she chooses to do while I'm paying for that time was and is entirely up to her. Of course I rebutted but that didn't work. So I told her I was leaving. She demanded rate for the time I spent with her which I refused. I told her I used gas driving her ass around town so I guess we're even. She said she wasn't getting out unless I drover her back to where I picked her up and that would be it. I'll be honest here and say that I wasn't quite sure what to do, she sort of did have the upper-hand and she knew it. So I drove her back to where I initially retrieved her. She yelled at me the entire way back. She kept saying, "men pay me just to hang out with them, lots of guys just sit with me for an hour and want nothing else. In fact, that's what MOST dates do". I kept quiet and just let her ghetto-on but at one point I couldn't resist and finally said, "is it because they value your very obvious stimulating intellectual conversation? She said, "are you winning here? Do you think you're winning? I said, "well, I do still have my money so I can go see someone else, so I'd say yeah, that's a win". When we got to her place she said, nicely, "have a nice night" and got out. She sort of owned the situation and I let her have it, although in the end she didn't get paid. I just wanted to be rid of her.

So just FYI since I originally recommended her. Didn't take long for this to go sideways. Apparently she believes that all of us are paying only for her time so if she decides she isn't going to provide any services or chops the menu she'll still expect us to pay-up and at full-rate. She's a very good date when she's on, though, but honestly she was acting like a crack fiend on this last night. All yelling, impatient and insistent. I'd experienced this before and they were all crackheads, including the seizures. Do what you will with her, but I'm done with her.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/tacom...c/936452430971

**Bronco62** · 01-06-23 19:42

Originally Posted by Nate8791 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm heady to Seattle for work this month and I'm trying to find some info on a lady. I did a search but didn't find anything. If anybody has any insight I'd love to hear it.

https://tryst.link/escort/luna-loverlips

TIA.

First time I saw her was a couple years ago and it was a good time. Saw her a few months ago and she has gone down hill. Mentioned she had been to rehab and it looks like her demons have taken a toll. Hopefully rehab has her back on a good path.

**VikVaughanKon** · 01-05-23 20:28

Originally Posted by BillyKlub [View Original Post]

Well I finally got to see Kristy. She is back part time. I had lusted after her unique body type for a long time and didn't get a chance to see her before she retired. Unfortunately several kids later, she is nowhere near what she used to be. Kind of regret it actually.

While she had a hot body her #1 skill was definitely BJ+cim. Not a great fuck tbh.

**DrtyHarry** · 01-05-23 16:36

Originally Posted by Nate8791 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm heady to Seattle for work this month and I'm trying to find some info on a lady. I did a search but didn't find anything. If anybody has any insight I'd love to hear it.

https://tryst.link/escort/luna-loverlips.

She has very good reviews and would considered RBGFE. But everything really is YMMV in this hobby. I really liked her a lot, she works out of a small house in the north part of town. Sometimes scheduling with her is hard but once you actually get to meet she will take good care of you. Best of luck.

**Unknown 99** · 01-05-23 16:35

Originally Posted by Pube1969 [View Original Post]

Doesn't put her name in the ads. She's got this look about her that drives me nuts.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/feder...c/633815969860

Looks like the pictures, there is a reason she doesn't smile, bit nice enough Unintenthusiastic but BBFS is available iirc it wa like 200 hh.

**Rousse** · 01-05-23 12:02

Originally Posted by Nate8791 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/luna-loverlipsTIA.

She's been around a while with great reviews. RBGFE.

**KarlHungus76** · 01-05-23 10:40

It's a fucking desert up here. Anyone have intel on UTR ladies up this way?

**Member #7279** · 01-05-23 09:33

Hi all,

I'm heady to Seattle for work this month and I'm trying to find some info on a lady. I did a search but didn't find anything. If anybody has any insight I'd love to hear it.

https://tryst.link/escort/luna-loverlips

TIA.

**Pube1969** · 01-04-23 11:50

Doesn't put her name in the ads. She's got this look about her that drives me nuts.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/feder...c/633815969860

**RavensBreach** · 01-02-23 14:32

Originally Posted by PullmanGuy [View Original Post]

I know this was a few days ago, but I had to comment. Folks clearly have different ideas of what BBW means, because not to be crass, but when I think BBW, I think of flab / folds to be moved being involved (and I say this as a chubby dad bod guy).

I've seen SLB a few times over the years, and most recently about 2-3 weeks ago. She is by no means a BBW or even a "big girl". She's thick. A great body especially if you like curves (that ass and those tits are magnificent), and that body is *tight* for being curvy. If she's gained any weight during the pandemic, it's very nicely hidden.

Literally the first thing she said as I walked into the room and she saw it was me was 'I got fat!' with a big smile. Which was hilarious. The only way she has nicely hid it, is by literally not showing the front of her body in any of the pictures. But like I said to each his own, I'm not dogging on a girl for being bigger, it's just not my thing. And I've known her for like 6 years or something, and she used to have a much much tighter body. So it is what it is, nbd.

**PullmanGuy** · 01-02-23 00:58

Originally Posted by RavensBreach [View Original Post]

Understand that pre-pandemic SLB and post-pandemic SLB is at least 45+ lb. She is borderline, or already at, BBW status at this point. Everything else dude said below is true. Great attitude, pretty face, total freak. I hadn't seen her since before covid, so when I went and saw her a few months back, it was like DAMN she got bigger. Obviously to each their own, ain't nothing wrong with liking a big girl, but I personally don't. And her recent pictures are angled as such to not show off the front side of her body, and they date back to February. There's a reason for that.

I know this was a few days ago, but I had to comment. Folks clearly have different ideas of what BBW means, because not to be crass, but when I think BBW, I think of flab / folds to be moved being involved (and I say this as a chubby dad bod guy).

I've seen SLB a few times over the years, and most recently about 2-3 weeks ago. She is by no means a BBW or even a "big girl". She's thick. A great body especially if you like curves (that ass and those tits are magnificent), and that body is *tight* for being curvy. If she's gained any weight during the pandemic, it's very nicely hidden.

**WonderGuy69** · 01-01-23 23:15

I was going to see her again but I noticed on her recent photo that she got a little bit of weight on her. Years ago she was like hitting the gym everyday. But man she was probably my top 5 best BBBJ+cim.

Originally Posted by BillyKlub [View Original Post]

Well I finally got to see Kristy. She is back part time. I had lusted after her unique body type for a long time and didn't get a chance to see her before she retired. Unfortunately several kids later, she is nowhere near what she used to be. Kind of regret it actually.

**BillyKlub** · 01-01-23 22:34

Well I finally got to see Kristy. She is back part time. I had lusted after her unique body type for a long time and didn't get a chance to see her before she retired. Unfortunately several kids later, she is nowhere near what she used to be. Kind of regret it actually.

**JimmyReagan73** · 01-01-23 19:25

In town in a few weeks. Been checking the usual sites and am reminded of how tedious it can be to find a decent escort for a short trip in the states.

So are any of the escort services in Seattle legit and halfway decent? I know of a REALLY good one in DC but that requires direct references by existing members. Never tried one of the public /"none of this involves sexual activity and you are just paying for time and blah blah blah" sites. But would love to just call up an outcall to my hotel after a long day without jumping through ninety hoops and playing the "So are they going to respond to me or should I write them off?" game.

**BluePony** · 12-31-22 17:37

Met up with this one finally. Talks 100 mph and definitely on something room smelt of smoking something other than pot or cigarettes. She blamed it on burnt toast but I saw her pipe on the table and I know the smell. Could not get her to focus on our time and was about to give up when she started getting undressed. Decent body, pics are accurate enough. She kept stopping while doing french to blab some more. Finally gave up and finished myself and left. Good thing I only opted for qv. Would not do greek without large upsell and was adament about no bb which with her using I wouldn't do anyways.

I see she now is on the other board and her prices have skyrocketed. Not worth it to me. Whacked out providers are not my thing. Also has ring camera on her incall so if you want discrete this aint the place

https://skipthegames.com/posts/puyallup/female-escorts/caucasian_w/available-now--incall-or-outca/464154653300

Originally Posted by TiredFrog [View Original Post]

I've been wondering about this one too, let us know if you try her out.