Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnPete1981]

Hey all, in your wonderful city and kinda overwhelmed by the options. I usually rely on another site (RR) to clue me in but I think there may be a ton of fake reviews there. I'm looking for the closest approximation to Milk Massage down in Orlando if there is one here. If you haven't been down there and you're a fan of AMPs. Its well worth the trip. Pms are cool if you want to go that route. Thanks ahead of time and ill report back here when I try these places out.

[OF Charlie]

Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?

Yes, Sasa at 819 now is the Joanna at BHC back in May. I didn't quote my own review because I wanted to emphasize that she is real and has fans.

She read my post and texted me this morning to let me know she lost 10 lbs lol. Like I said, she looks much better now imo.

[ApplePiePussy]

Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

The pics in the ads are usually fake. However, they will text you pics if you ask for them. They're not always accurate however. I have been to that NS location twice and both times the girls were hot. The first time, only L1 was available. The second time, with one of the hottest girls I've seen in this type of setting, more was available for various (expensive) upcharges. This location is part of a larger group which uses about 5 to 7 locations across Chicagoland. There is a wide variance in talent but usually the girls are young and attractive. Services are highly YMMV which is why I like going.

[IPrivate008]

PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.

Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?

[OF Charlie]

Saw Joanna today, great experience! Did the 1 hour and I specifically asked for the TS so she happily obliged and got everything nice and clean with lots of teasing. Good massage for a bit and then when she told me to flip she was already undressed and ready. Got some b2 b and licking and then she got down to business. Went at it for a couple of positions, got back to CG and when I told her I was about to go she rode even harder.

I would say it was a success, wasn't rushed and got most of the hour, I suppose it's my fault for not getting the entirety of the time though. I think with the people who are saying their experience is rushed I suppose it's a YMMV thing depending on when you go and the chemistry between the two of you.

PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.

[Niceguy99]

Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.

Would you mind messaging me for the location of PD? I want to check it out.

[PartyMonster01]

Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.

[Niceguy99]

RL so far been the only ones that always use real pictures, sometimes they are all edited but the girls they show that's what you get. They've been getting some really hot Hispanic and Russian girls lately. They do say GFE, it might not be full GFE with deep deep kissing but they are like porn stars. They know how to fk.

Random question. But is RL flat rate? Or are significant tips expected? They actually added me on instagram after I added BHC on archer.

[JoeyMacs1980]

Fellow mongers I keep seeing reviews about X and was wondering is that SXL? Or is it a different AMP, is it on rubmaps?

Try checking the Mt. Prospect forum.

[Fit312]

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS.

I think that that's an outstanding development, but parking can be a little painful over there with whatever those utility workers are doing right outside the door on Christmas Eve. A girl popping her tits out right off the bat (and Nana was also aggressive) might be a way to sweep the John off his feet and sucker him into overpaying, but I appreciate the gesture.

[Shatter]

Moving from Michigan to the Naperville area in the next few weeks and I'm looking to get rubbed down and have my ass licked by a provider with a nice rack. Any recommendations?

Here in Michigan Grand Rapids and Jackson are usually where I find this kind of action. Not necessarily looking for FS either. If you want to know where to go to in Michigan PM me and I'd appreciate any info for the Chicago area. Thanks!

[BA4114]

Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

[BenBeck]

You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?

Nice try, uncle.

[JasonWi]

The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.

You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?

[OF Charlie]

Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

As I stated earlier, it's under new ownership. The new owner needs to work through the girls that the previous owner had already scheduled first. There will be hotter girls coming soon. Give it a bit more time. It won't surprise me if FOB Anne gets assigned here for a rotation when she is back in Chicago in April as she is scheduled for the whole month of April.

Guys who want massage like you are not their targeted audience. Guys who want FS with younger girls will always outnumber guys like you. The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.